Things To Do Before You Die

[terenceandphilip]

Never really seen the point in dicking around all over the world, dangling inside a volcanoe or jumping out of a plane when I could be at home with my feet up or having a pint in my local to be honest. But I must get round to watching the original japanese version of the Magnificent Seven.*

 

 

 

* the original is on itv4 as a I type - 'worth watching' as they say.

[daytripping]

Have no regrets and live your life to the full, that would be the dream. Visiting places and doing things is just the icing.

[cow]

Mr Kipling

[terenceandphilip]

I'm ging to build a wall round my house and have a referendum if i want to be independent or not.

[Redstar]

Have no regrets and live your life to the full, that would be the dream. Visiting places and doing things is just the icing.

After that numb hand scare you had recently I'd have thought you'd have made up your "bucket list" and be doing exactly that...no use dreaming DT...In your condition I'd be ripping it up on a daily basis...while you still can chief...

[terenceandphilip]

i did the referendum before the wall. The outcome was in favour of independence, so now there is Scotland, UK and my house. My house doesn't have a name for it's new country yet, but I phoned wikipedia and they know about it already. We (me) are using British tendor and will be having the uk army for defence. Border countrol will be smart but casual.

[cow]

I'm ging to build a wall round my house and have a referendum if i want to be independent or not.

 

I think it would make you a recluse.

[daytripping]

After that numb hand scare you had recently I'd have thought you'd have made up your "bucket list" and be doing exactly that...no use dreaming DT...In your condition I'd be ripping it up on a daily basis...while you still can chief...

 

I've already fitted ten lifetimes of ripping it up into my life, no bucket list for me, just going to try and enjoy life and take each day as it comes.

 

But I'd be Lying if I didn't admit that going out for a day of cruiser cruising with my good mate Bluto isn't a lifetime ambition, do that once then I'll die with a smile on my face.

[daytripping]

There is a small chance Bluto will be going to the Roses in June in London, if he makes it we'll destroy that City with a session that the locals will talk of for years.

[daytripping]

BTW Meeting Mobby was my other life ambition but I ticked that one off the other week, bloody nice bloke.

[daytripping]

Sorry OT folks, ignore apart from Bad Mobby,

 

Mobby, I got an applause award at work today, first one in 16 years, service quality for a job I did, fair made my day, have you had any?

 

250 points! enough for a bag of sweeties but it's the thought that counts.

[daytripping]

That day I met you, I was still pished and had to drive to another company for an interface check

 

Shat myself when the boy fae offshore phoned me yesterday asking questions about the tools, he was worried, but I reassured him I had carried out all the checks to procedure

 

Did I fuck, as I was pished, even TC commented on the stink of booze on me when I got back (about 3pm)

 

He phone a couple hours later and all was good

 

I celebrated with a pint

 

 

Lot of alkies in there, they're the best laugh!

[cow]

Punch a Cow as hard as I can in the face

 

 

 

 

Why all the hurt, aggression and anguish 'Mobby'? Were you fucked up the arse by your mother?

[cow]

Nope

 

Just want to see if I can knock one of them out

 

Well I hope you mature as you develop into a teenager. A cow is worth 500 of you.

 

You're going on ignore.

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[jassb]

Googled it to see if you can knock out a cow with one punch and found this, so it could be possible. Maybe.

 

"Knocking out a cow may seem insane," it opens. "(To some, impossible.) But why is it? A cow's got a jaw; anything with a jaw can be knocked out!! If not with a fist, then with something more substantial! Sure, a cow can't hit back! But what's that got to do with a spur of the moment insane experiment?"

[cow]

Googled it to see if you can knock out a cow with one punch and found this, so it could be possible. Maybe.

 

"Knocking out a cow may seem insane," it opens. "(To some, impossible.) But why is it? A cow's got a jaw; anything with a jaw can be knocked out!! If not with a fist, then with something more substantial! Sure, a cow can't hit back! But what's that got to do with a spur of the moment insane experiment?"

 

 

Any animal/human can be knocked out.

 

However the cow is a placid animal, the wimp targets the cow because it's friendly. Suddenly the toothless simpleton thug thinks he's a big man. He wouldn't take on a lion or a tiger (similar sized animals to a cow) however they seek solace in assaulting a peaceful giant. A giant that could kill if it wanted, yet all the humble cow wants is grass, maize and love.

 

Pity the low life that targets the cow, and praise to the receiver that takes the shot, yet turns the other cheek. (John ch 6:20)

[caledonia]

 

 

He wouldn't take on a lion or a tiger (similar sized animals to a cow)

[dervish]

I've already fitted ten lifetimes of ripping it up into my life, no bucket list for me, just going to try and enjoy life and take each day as it comes.

 

Was thinking the same. +1 from me.

 

For a list say you miss out #50 of 50? Die thinking ah fuck wish I'd done #50? Or be die happy you did 49 of them?

[sheepiekev]

Get greedy and go and work in a shitehole country, then go whoring yourself to the media when it all goes tits up.

 

Grow a stupid pudding bowl hair"style"

[dervish]

Any animal/human can be knocked out.

 

However the cow is a placid animal, the wimp targets the cow because it's friendly. Suddenly the toothless simpleton thug thinks he's a big man. He wouldn't take on a lion or a tiger (similar sized animals to a cow) however they seek solace in assaulting a peaceful giant. A giant that could kill if it wanted, yet all the humble cow wants is grass, maize and love.

 

Pity the low life that targets the cow, and praise to the receiver that takes the shot, yet turns the other cheek. (John ch 6:20)

 

Aye but they are fucking tasty, get their throats cut and hing em up for 28 days. Yum yum,

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOBGoYrXVQ

[Notorious Chee]

Get greedy and go and work in a shitehole country, then go whoring yourself to the media when it all goes tits up.

 

Grow a stupid pudding bowl hair"style"

 

Doubt anyone could ever live to tell that tale.

[sheepiekev]

Doubt anyone could ever live to tell that tale.

 

.....and within hours be back on here

[Ke1t]

Make my own sausages.

[daytripping]

Oh aye, I've had plaudits from work, chevron, shell, among others for the efficiency of my work I have done in the past.

 

KG called my phone from offshore yesterday looking for advice, he was struggling to get a running tool apart, .

 

After a shake of the head he was sorted, give me a shout if you get the same problem.

[daytripping]

Fuck off cow

 

You boring cunt

 

+1 Mobby.

[Notorious Chee]

See my knob (Im overweight)

[Henry]

Things To Do Before You Die

 

 

Dp

 

 

Get greedy and go and work in a shitehole country, then go whoring yourself to the media when it all goes tits up.

 

Grow a stupid pudding bowl hair"style"

 

 

 

 

[Huntlysheep]

Set fire to Ibrox & Parkhead that's what i'd dee.

[Bluto10]

Nope

 

Just want to see if I can knock one of them out

 

rocky does it in one of his training montages.

 

but then he isnt a skinny ginger dweeb.

[Henry]

see na Aebrdene game

 

Good for you Bluto