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[jassb]

Just saw a story on the news where a vicar gave each of his congregation

[daytripping]

Just saw a story on the news where a vicar gave each of his congregation

[cow]

Just saw a story on the news where a vicar gave each of his congregation

[Ke1t]

Just saw a story on the news where a vicar gave each of his congregation £10 and asked them to use it to make a profit for church funds. Seems they've quadrupled his money. Nothing special, stuff like buying ingredients to make cakes and sell them, etc. So Apart from gambling, what would you do to turn £10 in to a profit? Or would you just take his tenner, say thanks very much, and go for a few pints?

 

Buy a network adapter for a computer, second hand, then charge 100 bucks an hour to install it, and configure it.

 

Plus 25 bucks for the component, of course.

[ebbe]

i'd take his tenner and give it to the sspca or the cat and dog home.

[E-P-K]

I would buy an IRA type balaclava and mug Daytripping of his harvest, and sell the carrots, beans, beetroot, tomatoes, lettuce, peppers and chilli's for a vast profit

[Dynamo]

Buy something for 10 and then raffle it off selling hundreds of tickets for 50p each making at least a 27.50 profit. If I lie and say its for charity then 32.50.

[Jigot]

I'd buy a micro dot trip and think up wondrous and ground breaking ways to make money only to forget them all in the morning.

[sheepiekev]

Buy back Darren Mackie just for Ebbe... and buy him a pint with the change.

[Ke1t]

Buy back Darren Mackie just for Ebbe... and buy him a pint with the change.

 

Fuck me, when did they start charging 9.99 for a pint in Aberdeen?

[daytripping]

I would buy an IRA type balaclava and mug Daytripping of his harvest, and sell the carrots, beans, beetroot, tomatoes, lettuce, peppers and chilli's for a vast profit

 

 

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[ChutneyLove]

While walking along Virginia Street one night about twelve years ago I passed a skanky junkie hooker under the Marischal Street bridge. Her opening line to me was "Are you looking for business?" I replied "No." Her return will live with me forever: "Ye can stick it up ma arse for a tenner."

 

That's what I wouldn't do with the ten quid.

[tommo1903]

While walking along Virginia Street one night about twelve years ago I passed a skanky junkie hooker under the Marischal Street bridge. Her opening line to me was "Are you looking for business?" I replied "No." Her return will live with me forever: "Ye can stick it up ma arse for a tenner."

 

That's what I wouldn't do with the ten quid.

 

I had a similar experience on Virginia Street.

 

"Are you looking for business?" She asked.

 

You should hear what I said.

 

"You couldn't afford me!"

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

[360]

Virginia Street sounds like the place to be, will have to check it out next time I'm in the top red metropolis.

 

Tenner is cheap, that only gets you a dance in Bugsy's... apparently. She must have been a dog.

[weemackie]

When i was about 17 i ended up down the harbour one night out my nut. Found a delightful scouse hoor who gave me a blowjob for a tenner. Due to the various narcotics id taken i couldn't get it up so the hoor gave up after about 2 minutes sooking on my flacid cock.

 

I asked her for a fiver back but she told me to fuck off