Happy Valentines Day

[fatshaft]

Love you all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well nae all, I exclude the forum wankers from my love fest

[BrianFaePerth]

Love you all

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

well nae all, I exclude the forum wankers from my love fest

 

Notice ye put poofs first

[amancalledbuck]

Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of you frustrated, impotent rapists.

 

X

[BrianFaePerth]

Happy Valentine's Day to each and every one of you frustrated, impotent rapists.

 

X

 

Is that possible?

[daytripping]

Valentines day is a marketing thought up day of drivel, blokes almost forced into buying overpriced flowers so the other half doesn't get upset, restaurants heaving as couples show each other how much they care, all a load of bollocks.

 

A surprise gift or gesture on any other day apart from today means a lot more to me than some force fed nonsense.

 

Not for me but each to their own.

[BrianFaePerth]

Valentines day is a marketing thought up day of drivel, blokes almost forced into buying overpriced flowers so the other half doesn't get upset, restaurants heaving as couples show each other how much they care, all a load of bollocks.

 

A surprise gift or gesture on any other day apart from today means a lot more to me than some force fed nonsense.

 

Not for me but each to their own.

 

 

What did the wife say tae that (true) rant?

[Bluto10]

Valentines day is a marketing thought up day of drivel, blokes almost forced into buying overpriced flowers so the other half doesn't get upset, restaurants heaving as couples show each other how much they care, all a load of bollocks.

 

A surprise gift or gesture on any other day apart from today means a lot more to me than some force fed nonsense.

 

Not for me but each to their own.

 

typical response from a tight jew.

[vanderark14]

I love you dayts min - you had me at hello

 

finally

[daytripping]

What did the wife say tae that (true) rant?

 

I'm not married but my other half knows not to expect anything, she knows what I think of it and agrees.

 

Besides the flowers will be half price tomorrow.

[daytripping]

typical response from a tight jew.

 

Thanks mate, I appreciate it.

[daytripping]

If you are used to buying the wife flowers and taking her out you should really surprise her instead of giving her the norm, buy her fuck all, thank me later for the response you'll get.

 

I know women, trust me.

[daytripping]

My wife's getting the same as she always gets on this fabrication of a "special day" i.e. fuck all.

 

Problem is, we often forget our anniversary, which is on the 18th. Last year it was the following week that we remembered that we'd forgot it.

 

Next year is our 25th anniversary. She doesn't like silver though so she's getting fuck all then an a.

 

Why give when others tell you to give? I got her expensive diamond earrings Xmas 2011 so that'll do her for another decade. She gets Chanel 19 at Xmas or when I'm at duty-free and best of all, she gets to cook and clean for me so what more does she want? Already gave her four kids with my exceptional quality seed. Make me a sandwich, bitch.

 

I'm touched Rocket, a man of your esteem thinks the same way I do, free spirits who won't conform because someone says we should, If you get to like Wham we may even become friends one day.

[Bluto10]

TOTD - take your wife out for a slap up meal down the local boozer. She gets the meal out and valentines treat and you get to scoff pints and pints.

 

everyones a winner.

[Dynamo]

[looksgoodinred]

Who, being loved, is poor?

- Oscar Wilde

 

Happy Valentine's Day! x

[BrianFaePerth]

Who, being loved, is poor?

 

 

Buck?

[sheepiekev]

Valentines day is a marketing thought up day of drivel, blokes almost forced into buying overpriced flowers so the other half doesn't get upset, restaurants heaving as couples show each other how much they care, all a load of bollocks.

 

A surprise gift or gesture on any other day apart from today means a lot more to me than some force fed nonsense.

 

Not for me but each to their own.

 

Aye, another Hallmark holiday.

Keeps card shops in business(well some of them)....like Father's Day, Mother's Day. They even have a Grandparents Day now.

Valentine's Day is for folk that don't bother their arse for the rest of the year....and feel obligated to do something today.

We don't bother with it.

As you say though, each to their own.

[Bluto10]

last of the big romantics, eh sheepie.

[sheepiekev]

last of the big romantics, eh sheepie.

 

I can be....just not when I'm subliminally told to

 

....luckily she thinks the same

[Nespa]

I married her and bought a new house with her in the last year.....she got a card and was told im playing fives then going to watch the Spurs game...

 

hopefully she lets me!

[Jones]

Valentines day is a marketing thought up day of drivel, blokes almost forced into buying overpriced flowers so the other half doesn't get upset, restaurants heaving as couples show each other how much they care, all a load of bollocks.

 

A surprise gift or gesture on any other day apart from today means a lot more to me than some force fed nonsense.

 

Not for me but each to their own.

 

... is met with skepticism and a healthy dose of suspicion.

[Karl Fletcher]

As always it seems like an absolute neccesity for the quines o' Aberdeen to post a picture of the flowers the received up on Facebook.

 

[Dom Sullivan]

Aye, another Hallmark holiday.

Keeps card shops in business(well some of them)....like Father's Day, Mother's Day. They even have a Grandparents Day now.

Valentine's Day is for folk that don't bother their arse for the rest of the year....and feel obligated to do something today.

We don't bother with it.

As you say though, each to their own.

Spot on MuttonKev.

It's a load of shite.

 

Many moons ago I felt obliged to buy my good lady a card but the filling station had run out of Valentine Cards so I bought one with a nice red rose on the front.

Unfortunately it said "With Deepest Sympathy" on it.

Fuck it i thought its the thought that counts.

Duly purchased the said card , scored out the Sympathy message a wrote Happy Valentines Day underneath.

Fuck knows why she didn't like it and took the hump.

Ever since I've nae bothered with the pish that is Valentines Day.

 

Equally, I don't do Sympathy.

 

Bloody women.

 

Ungrateful the lot of them.

[tup]

My mither gave the loon a Valentine's card.

 

With the following inscription:

 

Celtic are green

Aberdeen are red

Rangers are nothing

Because they are dead

 

He's now going round school repeating it

[fatshaft]

My mither gave the loon a Valentine's card.

 

With the following inscription:

 

Celtic are green

Aberdeen are red

Rangers are nothing

Because they are dead

 

He's now going round school repeating it

So sweet, what a lovely wife you had eh?

[Dynamo]

So sweet, what a lovely wife you had eh?

 

Did tup marry his mum or something?

[daytripping]

Did tup marry his mum or something?

 

It is Wick we're talking about, highly possible.

[Bluto10]

highly definitely more like.

 

place is full of mongrel inbreds

[tup]

'Highly definitely' disna make sense.

 

No surprises there of course.