Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would you suck a dick (to conclusion) if the result was Aberdeen definitely winning the Champions League against Real Madrid? The dick in question can't be your own. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I imagine Gaytripping would, though he's nae actually interested in fitba, just the cock bit of your question. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would you suck a dick (to conclusion) if the result was Aberdeen definitely winning the Champions League against Real Madrid? The dick in question can't be your own. No. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would I playing in the final? Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would you do it Kelt? Take one for the team, or give one anyway. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would you do it Kelt? Take one for the team, or give one anyway. I'd suck a Dick for the Dons, no question about it. Five minutes smoking some meat for Euro glory? Lead me to the cock, man. I'll even throw in a finger up the arse and dirty talk, gratis. That's the level of commitment sorely lacking at the club these days. Can you see any of the current staff at Pittodrie sucking a.cock for glory? I know I can't. Suck a dick today for victory! That should be the club's motto. People will know here's 11 players committed to the cause if they see that embroidered into the shirt, that's for sure. 3 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Would I playing in the final? No... but if you let a chimpanzee fuck you, you can be in the team. So there's a couple of dilemmas for you to consider. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'd suck a Dick for the Dons, no question about it. Five minutes smoking some meat for Euro glory? Lead me to the cock, man. I'll even throw in a finger up the arse and dirty talk, gratis. That's the level of commitment sorely lacking at the club these days. Can you see any of the current staff at Pittodrie sucking a.cock for glory? I know I can't. Suck a dick today for victory! That should be the club's motto. People will know here's 11 players committed to the cause if they see that embroidered into the shirt, that's for sure. Good man, a true supporter who'd do almost anything for the greater good. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sometimes I have dreams involving me and other men's nobs Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sometimes I have dreams involving me and other men's nobs I'm reassessing our friendship as I type. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Sometimes I have dreams involving me and other men's nobs Well, pretty sure you don't need to be a.student of Freud to figure out what's going on there, Bluts, mate. Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I dreamt last night there was a pub on the Mounthooley roundabout but I couldn't remember its name, I could draw the inside of it now if I had some crayons to hand, it was really bugging me I couldn't recall its name. I then woke up and it slowly dawned that It was all but a figment of my small mind, think I dream more when I have a lie in. Would be a cracking place for a pub though and it was a great boozer inside. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'm reassessing our friendship as I type. Don't worry brother, its not yours Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Don't worry brother, its not yours Respect bro, you dream about anything you like. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Okay, who do you rescue from a burning building. A stray dog, or a Hun who owes you 500 quid? Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Okay, who do you rescue from a burning building. A stray dog, or a Hun who owes you 500 quid? It's only money, the stray every time. 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'd actually pay a monkey to see a hun die burning. EDIT; Monkey equals £500 for those who don't know, wouldn't want anyone to think I was giving money to a real monkey in exchange for favours. Though I do know a guy called monkey who would set fire to a hun for £500. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 No... but if you let a chimpanzee fuck you, you can be in the team. So there's a couple of dilemmas for you to consider. Real lube or only blood and tears? EDIT: Actually of course I would. So long as he didn't rip a leg off or something (then I wouldn't get to play ). Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Jesus Kelt, well seen there's no football to discuss/moan about For the record, without sounding too flash, Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 I'd do the cock for a league cup final win against Huns Link to comment
dervish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Okay, who do you rescue from a burning building. A stray dog, or a Hun who owes you 500 quid? I'd stand at the side. Then tell everyone the hun started it and pulled a poor dog in with him. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 Real lube or only blood and tears? There's no lube in the Jungle. I won't lie to you, when I say 'sex' I envisage a brutal monkey-rape, involving lots of biting and scratching and pulling of hair. There's going to be no enjoyment to speak of. But, hey, if you recover from your wounds... which you will of course because this entire hypothetical scenario is at my whim... you take to the field in the red of Aberdeen, and just like the team led by Sir Willie of Miller, you pump the self-proclaimed 'biggest team in the world' for all the world to see. The least I can offer for frenzied monkey rape is eternal glory. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 There's no lube in the Jungle. I won't lie to you, when I say 'sex' I envisage a brutal monkey-rape, involving lots of biting and scratching and pulling of hair. There's going to be no enjoyment to speak of. But, hey, if you recover from your wounds... which you will of course because this entire hypothetical scenario is at my whim... you take to the field in the red of Aberdeen, and just like the team led by Sir Willie of Miller, you pump the self-proclaimed 'biggest team in the world' for all the world to see. The least I can offer for frenzied monkey rape is eternal glory. Even if my ring ends up a worse state than Durrant's knee, I see Sir Willie of Millers broken tooth mid game, and raise him getting raped by a monkey. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 You mean Our chickens are darkies? Aye chickoons 3 Link to comment
tainboy Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Well technically half caste. It's like evolution from African homosapienin reverse. For hens. Link to comment
dervish Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Shit on the floor of their houses more than likely in captivity. Where is the surprise? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Shit on the floor of their houses more than likely in captivity. Where is the surprise? I've had one recently laying eggs with no shell. Change of feed caused it. She's getting better as I've changed back to the old feed but her shells are still soft. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 You mean Our chickens are darkies? For some reason this reminded me of that scene in True Romance ...... "Do you know why Sicilians have got dark hair? I think I'll have that Chesterfield now." Link to comment
360 Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Okay, who do you rescue from a burning building. A stray dog, or a Hun who owes you 500 quid? Break the dogs neck and leave the hun to burn. Link to comment
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