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Would you do it Kelt?

 

Take one for the team, or give one anyway. :)

 

 

I'd suck a Dick for the Dons, no question about it.

 

Five minutes smoking some meat for Euro glory?

 

Lead me to the cock, man. I'll even throw in a finger up the arse and dirty talk, gratis.

 

That's the level of commitment sorely lacking at the club these days. Can you see any of the current staff at Pittodrie sucking a.cock for glory?

 

I know I can't.

 

Suck a dick today for victory!

 

That should be the club's motto. People will know here's 11 players committed to the cause if they see that embroidered into the shirt, that's for sure.

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I'd suck a Dick for the Dons, no question about it.

 

Five minutes smoking some meat for Euro glory?

 

Lead me to the cock, man. I'll even throw in a finger up the arse and dirty talk, gratis.

 

That's the level of commitment sorely lacking at the club these days. Can you see any of the current staff at Pittodrie sucking a.cock for glory?

 

I know I can't.

 

Suck a dick today for victory!

 

That should be the club's motto. People will know here's 11 players committed to the cause if they see that embroidered into the shirt, that's for sure.

 

:laughing::applause:

 

Good man, a true supporter who'd do almost anything for the greater good.

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I dreamt last night there was a pub on the Mounthooley roundabout but I couldn't remember its name, I could draw the inside of it now if I had some crayons to hand, it was really bugging me I couldn't recall its name.

 

I then woke up and it slowly dawned that It was all but a figment of my small mind, think I dream more when I have a lie in.

 

Would be a cracking place for a pub though and it was a great boozer inside.

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No... but if you let a chimpanzee fuck you, you can be in the team.

 

So there's a couple of dilemmas for you to consider.

 

Real lube or only blood and tears?

 

EDIT: Actually of course I would. So long as he didn't rip a leg off or something (then I wouldn't get to play :( ).

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Real lube or only blood and tears?

 

 

There's no lube in the Jungle.

 

I won't lie to you, when I say 'sex' I envisage a brutal monkey-rape, involving lots of biting and scratching and pulling of hair. There's going to be no enjoyment to speak of.

 

But, hey, if you recover from your wounds... which you will of course because this entire hypothetical scenario is at my whim... you take to the field in the red of Aberdeen, and just like the team led by Sir Willie of Miller, you pump the self-proclaimed 'biggest team in the world' for all the world to see.

 

The least I can offer for frenzied monkey rape is eternal glory.

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There's no lube in the Jungle.

 

I won't lie to you, when I say 'sex' I envisage a brutal monkey-rape, involving lots of biting and scratching and pulling of hair. There's going to be no enjoyment to speak of.

 

But, hey, if you recover from your wounds... which you will of course because this entire hypothetical scenario is at my whim... you take to the field in the red of Aberdeen, and just like the team led by Sir Willie of Miller, you pump the self-proclaimed 'biggest team in the world' for all the world to see.

 

The least I can offer for frenzied monkey rape is eternal glory.

 

Even if my ring ends up a worse state than Durrant's knee, I see Sir Willie of Millers broken tooth mid game, and raise him getting raped by a monkey.

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