Superior Folk - Are You One?

[dave_min]

I'm sure he is, and I suspect you are too. Dave_Min completes a trio of posters, that, to me appear to be closed, opinionated and not worth conversing with.

 

Impressions.

 

Awww...thanks

 

Have you learned to read yet?

[looksgoodinred]

 

Careful when meeting folk off the interweb. Met a lass once that looked bugger all like her photo. We met on a random site (nae a dating site) - turned out she was in Aberdeen. I was down in deepest, darkest Africa at the time. Got well excited about meeting her. When I got home and It happened it was a bit of a let down. She had smelly feet to boot.

 

If eh recall rightly, LGIR goes to Aberdeen every so often

 

aye. but i don't have smelly feet

[tup]

Bloke to girl 'any chance I can smell your fanny?'

 

Girl 'NO!'

 

Bloke 'must be your feet then'

[Huntlysheep]

Bloke to girl 'any chance I can smell your fanny?'

 

Girl 'NO!'

 

Bloke 'must be your feet then'

Good een Tup min.

[Ke1t]

On a board like this, I'd guess that there's very little separating one poster from the other.

 

We probably are all in more or less the same pay grade give or take a few tens of thousands (which in the scheme of earnings isn't much at all), we're probably all about as smart as one another, again with maybe one or two exceptions,*

 

There's none of us living on the streets, there's none of us living in mansions with a private jet or a luxury yacht, *

 

There's none of us special or particularly gifted, there's none of us shagging a supermodel. *

 

We're not individual, beautiful snowflakes...*

 

*Taking a certain golfer out of the equation.

[The Boofon]

On a board like this, I'd guess that there's very little separating one poster from the other.

 

We probably are all in more or less the same pay grade give or take a few tens of thousands (which in the scheme of earnings isn't much at all), we're probably all about as smart as one another, again with maybe one or two exceptions,*

 

There's none of us living on the streets, there's none of us living in mansions with a private jet or a luxury yacht, *

 

There's none of us special or particularly gifted, there's none of us shagging a supermodel. *

 

We're not individual, beautiful snowflakes...*

 

*Taking a certain golfer out of the equation.

I'm not really a golfer to be honest. I have a set of clubs but don't even know the make.

[Ke1t]

 

On a board like this, I'd guess that there's very little separating one poster from the other.

 

We probably are all in more or less the same pay grade give or take a few tens of thousands (which in the scheme of earnings isn't much at all), we're probably all about as smart as one another, again with maybe one or two exceptions,*

 

There's none of us living on the streets, there's none of us living in mansions with a private jet or a luxury yacht, *

 

There's none of us special or particularly gifted, there's none of us shagging a supermodel. *

 

We're not individual, beautiful snowflakes...*

 

*Taking a certain golfer out of the equation.

I'm not really a golfer to be honest. I have a set of clubs but don't even know the make.

 

On a board like this, I'd guess that there's very little separating one poster from the other.

 

We probably are all in more or less the same pay grade give or take a few tens of thousands (which in the scheme of earnings isn't much at all), we're probably all about as smart as one another, again with maybe one or two exceptions,*

 

There's none of us living on the streets, there's none of us living in mansions with a private jet or a luxury yacht, *

 

There's none of us special or particularly gifted, there's none of us shagging a supermodel. *

 

We're not individual, beautiful snowflakes...*

 

*Taking a certain golfer out of the equation.

I'm not really a golfer to be honest. I have a set of clubs but don't even know the make.

I was specifically thinking of you as an individual, beautiful snowflake

[The Boofon]

Cheers. I won't bother following the quote thing as it's so fucked.

[daytripping]

 

We should meet RS, I think I'd like you.

I agree and am absolutely sure that I would like you too if we met for a sesh or whatever. I disagree that we should meet though.

 

It's just wrong. It's not like our lives are empty of people including regularly meeting new people.

I don't want to meet you, was just being nice after a few beers. I'm sure you'd be fine company though.

[Henry]

I don't think paul lawrie will have shagged anyone, let alone a supermodel.

[Monkey]

 

I don't think paul lawrie will have shagged anyone, let alone a supermodel.

I thought he was meaning Tiger Woods who's a well known Aberdeen fan and posts here under the username "Fatshaft".

 

 

Edit; stupid apple and the lack of smilies on IOS

[Ke1t]

I don't think paul lawrie will have shagged anyone, let alone a supermodel.

If Paul Lawrie hasn't used some of his cash to facilitate the insertion of his penis into a supermodel's vagina then he's only cheating himself.

 

I'm estimating my cock would have been in a minimum of ten supermodel twats by this point in my career if I had Lawrie's cash and/or Golfing ability.

 

And... If I'm being entirely honest... Lorraine Kelly's inna.

[ChutneyLove]

Had a night of passion with the said stinky footed wonder. Nice enough lass apart from her looks, feet and disapproval of my powder ingestion. Wasn't really ever going to be a match-up. It wasn't LGIR - I'm sure she smells great all over.

[fatshaft]

 

For the record I clicked on the thread as you're one of the posters that, in general, produces good output.

 

My only comment is to express my feeling sick at your sycophancy.

 

As you were....

 

 

 

Cow,

 

Bluto is about the most friendliest light hearted guys you'll ever meet, he brings a lot of fun to this place.

 

You and your mate are welcome to talk crap about me but please don't bundle my pal in with me, he's a good lad.

 

dayts min ye cunt. i totally agree with you. Bloots is cool. I like reading his shit.

 

But hud on a mintie. You're saying folk take this place too seriously and it comes across that a) you care what some random weegie middle class wannabe wank thinks about somebody you've never met, b) you have this weird love shit going on with a guy you've never met?

 

Zat nae a bit fucked up like?

 

 

 

Rocket min, I love yer innocent irony, if that's nae too sycophantic?

[fatshaft]

 

 

We should meet RS, I think I'd like you.

I agree and am absolutely sure that I would like you too if we met for a sesh or whatever. I disagree that we should meet though.

 

It's just wrong. It's not like our lives are empty of people including regularly meeting new people.

I don't want to meet you, was just being nice after a few beers. I'm sure you'd be fine company though.

Fuck me, the forum fanny does it again. Not content with being Blootered's new online pen pal, he tries for another one and gets rebuffed. Deary me, what a sad fuck ye must be when yer trolling an internet football site for freens.

 

Still, ye've made me laugh ye fucking homo, first time for a'thin.

[daytripping]

Lol, tumbleweed mannie.....

[jassb]

On a board like this, I'd guess that there's very little separating one poster from the other.

 

We probably are all in more or less the same pay grade give or take a few tens of thousands (which in the scheme of earnings isn't much at all), we're probably all about as smart as one another, again with maybe one or two exceptions,*

 

There's none of us living on the streets, there's none of us living in mansions with a private jet or a luxury yacht, *

 

There's none of us special or particularly gifted, there's none of us shagging a supermodel. *

 

We're not individual, beautiful snowflakes...*

 

*Taking a certain golfer out of the equation.

 

Never knew MT was a golfer.