Faking It. It's Not Just For Women Any More.

[looksgoodinred]

According to a recent publication on the subject, men are faking orgasms. Still not as often as women apparently do (70% of women have admitted to doing this), but at a pretty significant rate (30% of men say they have too).

 

i'm surprised at the high rate, always imagining that men, at worst, would finish much more quickly. who knew? (presumably the fakers are having sex in the dark using a condom, so they can fake it and disappear without the woman being any the wiser -- it's the only way i can figure it anyway)?

 

 

The report said: “The emphasis on men’s ability to give their partners “earth-shaking orgasms” sometimes leads both women and men to pretend orgasm to meet these expectations.”

Morgentaler says another reason for the rise in faked orgasms is down to the rapid change in gender identity across society, which has led many men to suffer a crisis of confidence about their masculinity.

 

 

http://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/love-sex/sex/men-do-fake-orgasms-new-book-1.1502986#.UXFFfiq7He8

[diamondsr4ever]

men faking orgasims....poofs.

 

next.

[tup]

You canna exactly fake blasting your muck can you?

[looksgoodinred]

You canna exactly fake blasting your muck can you?

 

i know. that's how i came up with it can only be done with a condom, in the dark. so the woman doesn't know that the condom isn't filled. as best i can figure anyway.

[daytripping]

Have you ever faked it lgir?

 

I've given up before when guttered!

[fatshaft]

70% of women fake it?

 

Who knew Dayts was that prolific eh?

[BrianFaePerth]

Have you ever faked it lgir?

 

I've given up before when guttered!

 

Ye ken how tae chat up a woman Dayts, eh will gie ye that

[tup]

Women are masters of deception, men are more honest, ergo this scenario only applies to the female gender.

[diamondsr4ever]

nae faking fae me, 10 pints o tennets 6 JD's and im still pumping awa like a crazed lunatic...until I fa asleep!

[fatshaft]

 

Have you ever faked it lgir?

 

I've given up before when guttered!

 

Ye ken how tae chat up a woman Dayts, eh will gie ye that

He might as well lower expectations before he starts eh?

 

Mind you, he has a tattoo, and ye ken the weemin love a tatt (well the minkers onywye)

[looksgoodinred]

indeed i have. and indeed women can be, Tup. when you know a man's done, and you don't want him to feel like he has to continue, or if you know he can't.

but it's done to be kind.

[tup]

I dinna see the point in pretending to be nice about it all, just get them telt, this is no use, now get off.

[Foster14]

LGIR, do you nae shut your eyes when you take a facial?

 

Who knows what they are chucking on your face, could easy be a fake substitute.

[BrianFaePerth]

In my many years of activity and hundreds of women, I faked it once. Long story.

 

The topic is about sex, no wanking.

[BrianFaePerth]

LGIR, do you nae shut your eyes when you take a facial?

 

[tup]

A fake substitute for spunk could be like the really mingy bit of the squid mixed with a drop of milk.

 

Would stink too, appropriately enough, easy pass for man paste.

[Sheep#1]

A fake substitute for spunk could be like the really mingy bit of the squid mixed with a drop of milk. Would stink too, appropriately enough, easy pass for man paste.

You must have some weird smelling jizz min!

[BrianFaePerth]

 

A fake substitute for spunk could be like the really mingy bit of the squid mixed with a drop of milk. Would stink too, appropriately enough, easy pass for man paste.

You must have some weird smelling jizz min!

 

Ask young Pickles, he is usually the target of tups affections

[tup]

I think you have the wrong person Brian, I didna even ken who young Pickles was until Harcus brought him to everyone's attention.

[tup]

The real point is that making fake spunk might prove more than a little troublesome, not exactly Blue Peter material is it?

[daytripping]

You could always keep some in a little jar on the bedside table, just in case.

 

If you can't knock one out at any time then you have a problem, maybe ask a friend to fill the jar.

[BrianFaePerth]

You could always keep some in a little jar on the bedside table, just in case.

 

Which in no way would make you look like some weirdo who wanked in to a jar and kept it for posterity

[daytripping]

 

You could always keep some in a little jar on the bedside table, just in case.

 

Which in no way would make you look like some weirdo who wanked in to a jar and kept it for posterity

 

You could put a little wick in the middle of it and make it look like a nice candle.

[Foster14]

You also have to remember that it may be obvious to someone of your intelligence LGIR, but there are some right thick people out there, who'd believe anything you tell them.

 

Was there not some dyke recently found guilty of pretending to be a male over quite a considerable period? If a female using her fingers or whatever can convince someone that she is spunking away, then I am sure plenty males can too...

[daytripping]

You also have to remember that it may be obvious to someone of your intelligence LGIR, but there are some right thick people out there, who'd believe anything you tell them.

 

Was there not some dyke recently found guilty of pretending to be a male over quite a considerable period? If a female using her fingers or whatever can convince someone that she is spunking away, then I am sure plenty males can too...

 

The dyke thing happened in Aberdeen I believe, can't believe she fell for it, the other one looked like a female all day long, she did look like a dyke but not a bloke.

 

The conned bird was pretty tidy as well.

[tup]

Women are, in general, not very bright.

 

Hence airheads.

[daytripping]

indeed i have. and indeed women can be, Tup. when you know a man's done, and you don't want him to feel like he has to continue, or if you know he can't.

but it's done to be kind.

 

I would prefer she just didn't have an orgasm to her faking one.

 

The main thing is I can rollover and go to sleep safe in the knowledge that at least one of us had enjoyed it, being on the side of the bed that doesn't have the wet patch also helps keep me happy.

[tup]

Until you pish the bed and symmetrise matters that is.

[daytripping]

Until you pish the bed and symmetrise matters that is.

 

Fair point young tupster.

[tup]

Aye, if you pish the bed half muzzed it usually means gallons, because you've gone to bed too smashed to bother with pishing beforehand.

 

At least the bed is easy cleaned, it's worse when you pish in random places, in a half sleepwalk style trance, convinced in your own mind that you are doing nothing wrong.