Faking It. It's Not Just For Women Any More.

[tightbreeks]

eating pineapple gives you a high yield, lots of zinc.

[daytripping]

Aye, if you pish the bed half muzzed it usually means gallons, because you've gone to bed too smashed to bother with pishing beforehand.

 

At least the bed is easy cleaned, it's worse when you pish in random places, in a half sleepwalk style trance, convinced in your own mind that you are doing nothing wrong.

 

The same as rocket I've done it in a cupboard, was a long time ago! lol

 

I also got pished in London during Euro 96 and went sleepwalking naked down the hotel corridor, much to the amusement of the mates I was with, none of whom came to my aid I may add.

[tup]

Boofon said they passed the time by wanking each other off on to Digestive biscuits, Algeria vs The Rest of the World, then eating them.

 

No Philadelphia in the desert was his justification for this rather vulgar pastime.

[daytripping]

Boofon said they passed the time by wanking each other off on to Digestive biscuits, Algeria vs The Rest of the World, then eating them.

 

No Philadelphia in the desert was his justification for this rather vulgar pastime.

 

Is that true? who won?

[daytripping]

Who was it on here that said they used to taste their spunk on a regular basis, just to check it was normal!?

[tup]

The Rest of the World won 12-8.

 

It was a life or death situation, if they lost the Algerians were going to turn them over to their fate at the hands of the terrorists, victory meant access to wire cutters and freedom.

 

Real Roy of the Rovers stuff.

[looksgoodinred]

I dinna see the point in pretending to be nice about it all, just get them telt, this is no use, now get off.

 

and were your feelings not hurt?

[Ke1t]

According to a recent publication on the subject, men are faking orgasms. Still not as often as women apparently do (70% of women have admitted to doing this), but at a pretty significant rate (30% of men say they have too).

 

i'm surprised at the high rate, always imagining that men, at worst, would finish much more quickly. who knew? (presumably the fakers are having sex in the dark using a condom, so they can fake it and disappear without the woman being any the wiser -- it's the only way i can figure it anyway)?

 

 

The report said: “The emphasis on men’s ability to give their partners “earth-shaking orgasms” sometimes leads both women and men to pretend orgasm to meet these expectations.”

Morgentaler says another reason for the rise in faked orgasms is down to the rapid change in gender identity across society, which has led many men to suffer a crisis of confidence about their masculinity.

 

 

http://www.iol.co.za/lifestyle/love-sex/sex/men-do-fake-orgasms-new-book-1.1502986#.UXFFfiq7He8

 

 

I guarantee I'm never faking an orgasm... I'll just keep hammering away till I blow a load... for days if I have to.

 

Weeks, even.

 

Anyway, here's a link for stuff

 

http://www.oddee.com/item_97082.aspx

[daytripping]

Do men who are only able to father one child possess fake spunk? Or a fake wife?

I only have one child but regret it now, wish I'd had a few more. Unless I meet someone else I'll be sticking at 1.

Nothing wrong with my spunk though, mines is top quality.

[granite sheep]

Faked it a few times when on pished one nighters, always wear a condom, when you're gettin bored, just grunt loudly, pull a patrick (as in Patrick Moore, that dude had a permanent come face), and roll off. Escape to the bog o dispose of the evidence. Jobs a good one!

[granite sheep]

Doubler. Come again???!!??!?

[daytripping]

Faked it a few times when on pished one nighters, always wear a condom, when you're gettin bored, just grunt loudly, pull a patrick (as in Patrick Moore, that dude had a permanent come face), and roll off. Escape to the bog o dispose of the evidence. Jobs a good one!

 

Can hardly remember the last time I wore a condom, nae a fan at all, what was the old saying....yeh dinna wear wellies when you get into the bath, something like that anyway,

[dervish]

When mangled takes some freaky shit to make me shot my bolt. Plenty times woke up horny as fuck after shagging for an hour night before with no result. Always strap up well though (mainly...). If you don't though whisky safety catch is a life saver, birds up here would love nothing more than an accidental dad to leach off.

[tightbreeks]

hangover shags rule.

[daytripping]

hangover shags rule.

 

Wrecked on ecstasy or speed shags are the best, once had a drug fueled shag on a nylon mattress with no sheets, the next day was in agony, all the skin on my knees had been burnt clean off, was fucking sore for weeks. Was worth it though, I was like a Olympic gold medal shagger with a load of base speed down my neck.

 

I'm drug free these days and a last place straggler in the shagging stakes, still many a good tune played on an old fiddle though,

[tightbreeks]

all your nerves are shredded, totally on edge.

 

then, blammo!

 

better.

[BrianFaePerth]

Who was it on here that said they used to taste their spunk on a regular basis, just to check it was normal!?

 

Manboobs fae AbMad. He also used to disappear regularly for periods of time that equated standard sentencing for sex crimes

[cow]

Condoms are for poofs.

 

I like to give my Mrs a face like a painters radio. She will eat anything, fat cow woman.