Cash Cow.

[Henry]

By not spending any of my own money, I'm not breaching my proud 'no gambling my own money' rule.

 

Do you thieve money out of your wife's purse with this rule in mind?

[Karl Fletcher]

Do you thieve money out of your wife's purse with this rule in mind?

 

No, Harcus.

 

Are you forgetting who you're talking to?

[cow]

will you be taking votes for the winning entry, Cow? or making a decision on your own?

 

if the former, i would vote for Rumpus to get his ice cream scoop. and a bucket of raspberry ripple ice cream, so he doesn't have to make do with the other stuff.

 

 

I will be handpicking the winning entry, and I'm putting up a maximum of £500 cash, money will be transferred through telephone banking on Monday morning.

[robbojunior]

my mate has had a really tough time lately and to top it off, his car just packed up yesterday - its going to cost him a fortune to fix on top of all his many other worries.

 

I feel its my duty as his friend to request £500 from the cash cow

 

I will take the £500 and spend it on hookers and drugs to cheer me up from having to listen to that miserable bastard.

[diamondsr4ever]

can I still enter?

 

my daughter has a 2 week trip to york in the summer, she is persuing an acting career, and £500 would pay half her fee. I'll pay the other half.

 

reciepts will be provided...but nae pictures of her.

[boboisared]

I haven't gambled in four and a half years but I really miss Poker.

 

I'll take £100 to gain entry to any Poker tournament in Aberdeen and I'll split the winnings with you.

 

Made a living off poker during 06-07 but binned it when I stopped gambling.

 

By not spending any of my own money, I'm not breaching my proud 'no gambling my own money' rule.

Karl, my mates and I play Poker for small stakes on the first Friday night of every month/Last Friday of every month depending on the date. Tonight we're playing but we're all shit. If I stake you can you play for me?

[cow]

Entries are now closed. Results shortly.

[jassb]

A bollocks. I need a slice of pizza to complete a set.

[cow]

RESULTS.

 

 

3rd place: Scoutman70, I was tempted you make you the winner, but I didn't. The direction of Aberdeen isn't going to solved by giving away season tickets.

 

1st Joint Rumpus. You might have managed first place alone, but you turned into a repeat offender, championing your case twice. the £6 you wished for is yours please PM me your details.

 

1st Joint Derek. No problem helping out anyone in genuine need, and losing a loved one is horrible. There is £494 waiting for you fella. PM me your details.

 

 

 

For anyone else there will be another cash cow latter in the year. Thanks to everyone involved.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[daytripping]

Derek appears to live in your area cow, be handy for dropping the money off.

 

I suspect he probably not only lives in your area but probably your same street, maybe even the same house, you may even meet him when you look in the mirror,

[Tommy]

You're probably spot on Dayts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tommy

[jassb]

I was thinking that. Funny Derek just arrived 2 or 3 days before this started. Same IP address too I'd bet. Either that or a Nigerian scam going on.

[cow]

Derek appears to live in your area cow, be handy for dropping the money off.

 

I suspect he probably not only lives in your area but probably your same street, maybe even the same house, you may even meet him when you look in the mirror,

 

 

Excellent! News to me is Derek in borders? I'm no seeing this from his posting?

[cow]

The following posters are banned from Cash Cow 2:

 

 

1. Daytripping.

2. Tommy.

3. jassb

4. Rocket Scientist.

 

 

I will be back with more life changing gifts in the coming months, because I am Cow and I live in East Lothian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rumpus, I received you kind email and thanks very much, if enyone knows Derek give him a should. IF he doesn't claim prize by Tuesday the money is on offer again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cow.

[daytripping]

Aye nae bother Derek, I wisna going to enter anyway.

[Bluto10]

dt min, you could do a danny dyer style north east dvd release and ill be your wingman/ drinking partner

would sell by the bucketload

[daytripping]

dt min, you could do a danny dyer style north east dvd release and ill be your wingman/ drinking partner

would sell by the bucketload

 

Aberdeen's most dangerous men, would be pwoper naughty.

 

We'd probably just end up battering them all and hitting the nuclear.

[Henry]

The only DVD you two would be releasing would be 'Bucksburn Bum Bandits'.

[daytripping]

The only DVD you two would be releasing would be 'Bucksburn Bum Bandits'.

 

[Derek]

FCUK!

 

Just logged on to see this! can't believe it. Thank you so much!!

 

Cow

Can we meet ASAP to sort this out? how do i collect this money? it means so much after being layed off from the timberworks in April. 1 of 8 to go. looking forward to going back to aberdeen and telling my family this news. my wife is currently out the house but i can't wait to tell her.

 

Thank you so much.

 

Derek.

[CraigHill]

I smell shite. Cow shite.

[Derek]

this thread is a wind up eh?

[daytripping]

this thread is a wind up eh?

 

aye I expect so.

[Bluto10]

 

Aberdeen's most dangerous men, would be pwoper naughty.

 

We'd probably just end up battering them all and hitting the nuclear.

they could do a sequal: aberdeens hardest drinkers. basically a geordie shore style camera crew following the two of us on regular 16hr benders.

 

now that would make classic tv

 

[chaos_defrost]

they could do a sequal: aberdeens hardest drinkers. basically a geordie shore style camera crew following the two of us on regular 16hr benders.

 

now that would make classic tv

 

 

Would Cow's £500 cover yourself and Daytrippings tab at the bar for the making of this programme though?

[cow]

FCUK!

 

Just logged on to see this! can't believe it. Thank you so much!!

 

Cow

Can we meet ASAP to sort this out? how do i collect this money? it means so much after being layed off from the timberworks in April. 1 of 8 to go. looking forward to going back to aberdeen and telling my family this news. my wife is currently out the house but i can't wait to tell her.

 

Thank you so much.

 

Derek.

 

 

You, like Rumpus have mail. Palpay is fine or direct transfer. pm me back.

[Ke1t]

So what are you spending your winnings on cow...

[Monkey]

Whilst the mods and admin are marveling at the geographically close locations from which 2 posters in this thread are posting, perhaps Derek might consider allowing Cow to donate this money to the charity that has been close to and supported by the members of AFC Chat over the last year, Alzheimer Scotland?

 

Might be a worthwhile place for the money to go.

[Bluto10]

 

Would Cow's £500 cover yourself and Daytrippings tab at the bar for the making of this programme though?

depends if we were in soul quaffing magnums of bolly or in the dutch mill neckin pints of nelson.

 

we can handle any social situation. men of the people we are.

 

[cow]

Whilst the mods and admin are marveling at the geographically close locations from which 2 posters in this thread are posting, perhaps Derek might consider allowing Cow to donate this money to the charity that has been close to and supported by the members of AFC Chat over the last year, Alzheimer Scotland?

 

Might be a worthwhile place for the money to go.

 

 

Might be best for you, as moderator to help everyone out and list the locations of both locations. I live in East Lothian between East linton and Cockburnspath. Does Derek live beside me? ??