Cash Cow.

[jassb]

Still think its a Nigerian scam

[jassb]

 

 

Might be best for you, as moderator to help everyone out and list the locations of both locations. I live in East Lothian between East linton and Cockburnspath. Does Derek live beside me? ??

So close, he shares your Internet connection.

[chaos_defrost]

depends if we were in soul quaffing magnums of bolly or in the dutch mill neckin pints of nelson.

 

we can handle any social situation. men of the people we are.

 

 

I'm just worried that the budget might not do the programme justice and that you will have spent it all after a few hours.

[Ke1t]

Cowgate?

[Derek]

How do you know my location?

 

Whereabout am I (geographically i.e town/city)?

[chaos_defrost]

Delboy's a dodgy character. Wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him!

[daytripping]

they could do a sequal: aberdeens hardest drinkers. basically a geordie shore style camera crew following the two of us on regular 16hr benders.

 

now that would make classic tv

 

 

Would be a sure fire tv hit bud, but no one would believe how many we could sink in a day, we'd be accused of being fraudsters.

[daytripping]

How do you know my location?

 

Whereabout am I (geographically i.e town/city)?

 

I have visions of you in a Lexuss driving at top speed to the nearest internet cafe.

[Derek]

I got a PM as well saying you're posting from the kitchen and I'm in the living room.

 

Silly man.

[cow]

Rumpus and Derek can you please Pm me any further question and lets cull the jealous masses.

[The Boofon]

What a pap.

[caledonia]

[Derek]

Am I really getting this money?

 

If so I'll at least buy you a pint!!

[caledonia]

[looksgoodinred]

it would be awfully coincidental that Derek apparently lives nearby, and he's new to to the forum, but stranger things have been known to happen. as long as he's happy and Cow is, it's Cow's money (if you believe it's real) or not (if you think it's a scam). and if you think it's a scam of some sort, then don't play Cash Cow next time.

 

what does it really matter to anyone other than Cow, Derek and Rumpus?

 

Cowgate indeed, Kelt.

[cow]

Am I really getting this money?

 

If so I'll at least buy you a pint!!

 

 

Yes I promise. The problem isn't you or Rumpus, Its the moderators. I was hoping this might be a regular thing helping with season tickets etc. This will be the very last time I give away money as a result of their actions.

 

Hope to PM you both in the future.

[cow]

it would be awfully coincidental that Derek apparently lives nearby, and he's new to to the forum, but stranger things have been known to happen. as long as he's happy and Cow is, it's Cow's money (if you believe it's real) or not (if you think it's a scam). and if you think it's a scam of some sort, then don't play Cash Cow next time.

 

what does it really matter to anyone other than Cow, Derek and Rumpus?

 

Cowgate indeed, Kelt.

 

 

I'm more interested in the fact that 'derek' lives near by!!!!!

 

If he's my neighbour, in my street, town,postcode, region he can GTF!!!!!

[looksgoodinred]

I'm more interested in the fact that 'derek' lives near by!!!!!

 

If he's my neighbour, in my street, town,postcode, region he can GTF!!!!!

 

i do not recall there being geographic restrictions on cash cow entries? you may want to clarify that if there's a next time.

[Derek]

I live in W. Lothian. dunno how close that is to cow. Defo had a PM from him with deets on this. Awaiting details on location etc.

 

He has promised me this sum of money.

 

IF i recieve this money then its only fair to see Cow is a tap tap bloke.

 

behind ever username, there's a user with a name. quite true.

 

My username is Derek and my name is Derek.

[Ke1t]

So Derek is a sockpuppet created by cow a few days ago in order for cow to 'award'himself a sum of money in a high profile manner... Is how I'm reading this.

[jassb]

He wouldn't do that would he?

[Derek]

So Derek is a sockpuppet created by cow a few days ago in order for cow to 'award'himself a sum of money in a high profile manner... Is how I'm reading this.

 

well you're reading it wrong.

 

feel free to provide evidence of this. put up or shut up.

 

if not then leave with your head down.

 

i hate 2 things false accusations and people who drive Nissans.

[Monkey]

 

 

Yes I promise. The problem isn't you or Rumpus, Its the moderators. I was hoping this might be a regular thing helping with season tickets etc. This will be the very last time I give away money as a result of their actions.

 

Hope to PM you both in the future.

 

Settle down there our Bovine friend,

 

If I'd known a suggestion to donate "Cow's Cash" to the charity that the forum has been supportive of over the last year would have caused such a reaction I'd not have bothered.

 

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=31048

 

And for the avoidance of doubt and on behalf of Derek I can confirm that whilst he and Cow may post / live in the same area of the country they appear to all intents and purposes to be two different people.

[cow]

Kelt and Monkey - Life long ban from Cash cow. Abuse so personal the ban will never be uplifted.

[cow]

Mins lets be friend ffs.

[Ke1t]

I don't have to prove an opinion... That's why I presented my opinion (is how I'm reading this)... Rather than an unprovable fact.

 

 

'Derek' signs up a few days before the 'contest', pretty much all 'Derek's' posts are in this thread, Derek seems to share a locale with cow, and 'Derek''wins'.

 

...is what I'm basing my opinion on.

 

That's how I'm reading this...

[Derek]

So what's your POINT exactly?

[jassb]

Kelt, you're not allowed in here. You're banned. Me too. Shame.

[cow]

I don't have to prove an opinion... That's why I presented my opinion (is how I'm reading this)... Rather than an unprovable fact.

 

 

'Derek' signs up a few days before the 'contest', pretty much all 'Derek's' posts are in this thread, Derek seems to share a locale with cow, and 'Derek''wins'.

 

...is what I'm basing my opinion on.

 

That's how I'm reading this...

 

 

Thanks for your comments kelt!

 

Would you like myself, or everyone else to punctuate for correctness ?

[cow]

Kelt, you're not allowed in here. You're banned. Me too. Shame.

 

 

Only for next cash cow.

 

I don't celebrate wankers or huns sorry.