Cash Cow.

[Ke1t]

 

 

Thanks for your comments kelt!

 

Would you like myself, or everyone else to punctuate for correctness ?

You mean like placing a comma between comments and kelt, or after else?

 

No, I'm not a stickler for punctuation, syntax, or grammar... So don't feel obliged to tidy your posts up for my sake.

[cow]

Word up for anyone else that's thinking about helping others. Nutshell. Don't bother.

 

You will get abuse from bitters that weren't selected as winners and (honestly) mods that are feeling the power slip from their keyboard.

 

I would love to do this every month and help the people, 'I see' as my people. For these people I'm really really sorry I've been driven to this.

 

 

 

 

Meh.

 

 

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Been asked (100% honest on this to cut down on my sig) I promise its true!!

 

 

 

Cow.

[Monkey]

Word up for anyone else that's thinking about helping others. Nutshell. Don't bother.

 

You will get abuse from bitters that weren't selected as winners and (honestly) mods that are feeling the power slip from their keyboard.

 

I would love to do this every month and help the people, 'I see' as my people. For these people I'm really really sorry I've been driven to this.

 

 

 

 

Meh.

 

 

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Been asked (100% honest on this to cut down on my sig) I promise its true!!

 

 

 

Cow.

A suggestion that the winner considers donating the cash to charity is abuse towards you?

 

Really?©Millertime

 

All I hope is that Derek still gets his cash.

[Derek]

Just recieved a message from Cow.

 

Money will be sent tomorrow through paypal.

 

just sorting out the deets now.

[jassb]

Are you still going to knockhill with it?

[caledonia]

Just recieved a message from Cow.

 

Money will be sent tomorrow through paypal.

 

just sorting out the deets now.

 

why tomorrow it takes about 3 seconds all you need is an email addy and paypal of course

[caledonia]

It would be funny if some of us was derek and cow paid us the money

after all the user only registered a few days back

[cow]

I guess the best think about a gift like this is, outing the jealous zoomers.

[Ke1t]

My recommendation is that this thread be placed in the Classics section.

 

Not often you see this kind of... thing

[cow]

It would be funny if some of us was derek and cow paid us the money

after all the user only registered a few days back

 

 

Your sentence doesn't make sense. Sober up min, you are a very good poster sober.

[daytripping]

Word up for anyone else that's thinking about helping others. Nutshell. Don't bother.

 

You will get abuse from bitters that weren't selected as winners and (honestly) mods that are feeling the power slip from their keyboard.

 

I would love to do this every month and help the people, 'I see' as my people. For these people I'm really really sorry I've been driven to this.

 

 

 

 

Meh.

 

 

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Been asked (100% honest on this to cut down on my sig) I promise its true!!

 

 

 

Cow.

 

[cow]

My recommendation is that this thread be placed in the Classics section.

 

Not often you see this kind of... thing

 

 

What are you missing?

 

I'm helping out a fellow red with a little bit cash(two in this case).

 

I will never help anyone that's been an apologist from this thread or any anti-Scottish apologist or rapists.

 

Normal people will get my help.

[Ke1t]

There's nothing I'm not getting.

 

I've clearly detailed the basis of my opinion in a previous post.

 

Seems straightforward enough to me.

[jassb]

I'm glad I don't need you help. But well done in looking after the needy. You are a credit to Dandies mr cow.

[cow]

I'm glad I don't need you help. But well done in looking after the needy. You are a credit to Dandies mr cow.

 

 

Thanks for your kind worm-turning words, min.

 

 

Cow.

[Ke1t]

I was going to send you a pizza, you know.

 

A Kelt special... No pizza sauce, double cheese, bacon and chicken.

 

And you thought I was going to order pizzas from every establishment within delivery distance.

 

I'm hurt you would think that of me

[jassb]

As if kelt. But every other fucker might have. Sounds like a fine pizza, that kelt special.

[cow]

Apologies to everyone that was caught up in this tidal wave of hatred, this will be the last ever Cash Cow. The onionist have surpressed the people.

[jassb]

Great. When's the next one and how much are you giving away big man?

[The Boofon]

I'm out.

I called this thread well on11th May.

[The Boofon]

Cheers Cow, my money is in Paypal, again thank you very much, I'll post up a picture to prove it later on.

 

I assume the moderators know I live nowhere near Cow.

 

I don't know the man, but I do know I'm £6 better off due to his kindness.

Make sure you spend it on what you promised. Post pictures of that as well please.

[cow]

Cheers Cow, my money is in Paypal, again thank you very much, I'll post up a picture to prove it later on. I assume the moderators know I live nowhere near Cow. I don't know the man, but I do know I'm £6 better off due to his kindness.

 

Thanks for your kind words rumpus. I'm really disappointed this will be the one and only 'Cash Cow', but enjoy your winnings min. You deserve it .

 

Cow

[tup]

6 quid given away, what a bonanza, Andrew Carnegie disna have a look in.

[bonzodaddy73]

This turned a bit sour didn't it?

Had you fired the prize up to Invershneck this wouldn't have happend.

Just saying like..

[Tommy]

6 quid given away, what a bonanza, Andrew Carnegie disna have a look in.

The idea that someone invents a friend and awards him the big money

is both sad and funny.

[caledonia]

The need to be seen as an altruistic philanthropist, to attempt to portray oneself as benevolent is an exercise in futility. It is always those of the meanest spirits who try too hard in this regard. The genuinely benevolent have no need for show. They just are.

 

It is indeed a tragi-comic situation, a classic case for which the ancient Greek mask is a perfect fit.

 

[tup]

If cow was seeking to emulate 'Tup's Corner' he has learned his lesson the hard way.

 

Even Paul Lawrie has less posts in his corner, the very fact he even has a corner he has me to thank for.

 

If your mind is troubled by this feel free to consult the expert cow min.

[Derek]

Got the money in my paypal today.

 

Thank you cow. you are a wonderful human being. won't ever forget this.

 

God bless you.

[Derek]

How dare you say this. You don't know what the scenario is, so just but out.

 

Absolutely shocking from you. show a bit of compassion and respect.

 

Once again, thank you cow for this chance.

[Ke1t]

Most bizarre thread I think I've seen on the internet.

 

Mods, in the name of THOR I urge you to classic thread this unique piece of Inernetbilia