King Street Loon Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Having read this thread through.What's happened? Cows decided to become an attention seeker by claiming to offer money to strangers over the Internet.Some of the posters on this fine forum play along and ask for money.A new member 'Derek' pops up with a request which pulls at cows heartstrings and he wins 'the money'.Cow and 'Derek' live very, very close to each other. Almost in the same room you could say.Our Indian Cementing loving friend Rumpus claims to have been paid by 'Derek, sorry Cow. So basically Cow has needed some attention has created Derek in his mind and posted in here as him.I may have missed some parts there, but I think that's the jist of it. Cow/Derek has had eithera) a breakdownb) his escaped from the Sanitorium and not taken his meds for a while.c) created Derek in his mind in an attempt to be funny on here and brighten up our summer whilst there's no footy for us to look forward too. I know what money is on. Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Having read this thread through.What's happened?Cows decided to become an attention seeker by claiming to offer money to strangers over the Internet.Some of the posters on this fine forum play along and ask for money.A new member 'Derek' pops up with a request which pulls at cows heartstrings and he wins 'the money'.Cow and 'Derek' live very, very close to each other. Almost in the same room you could say.Our Indian Cementing loving friend Rumpus claims to have been paid by 'Derek, sorry Cow.So basically Cow has needed some attention has created Derek in his mind and posted in here as him.I may have missed some parts there, but I think that's the jist of it.Cow/Derek has had eithera) a breakdownb) his escaped from the Sanitorium and not taken his meds for a while.c) created Derek in his mind in an attempt to be funny on here and brighten up our summer whilst there's no footy for us to look forward too.I know what money is on.After a great deal of thought, I'm going for a, b and c.The site needs people like cow. Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I agree, I don't think there's a person on here who cares if Derek exists in real life, the more odd people posting the better in my opinion, it's what makes this forum a step ahead of the rest. I look forward to cash cow 2, Link to comment
daytripping Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Well you see, there won't be a Cash Cow 2 as people like yourself spoiled it with your cynical attitude towards others. Jealousy is a terrible emotion. That's preposterous! Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 This thread is preposterous. Huntlysheep. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 This is absolutely classic. I don't even need to explain what I believe to be the reality of this mental thread, it's so fucking obvious. It's the defence in the face of the bleeding obvious that makes it so funny.Well done Cow. Unbefuckinglievable. Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Having read this thread through.What's happened? Cows decided to become an attention seeker by claiming to offer money to strangers over the Internet.Some of the posters on this fine forum play along and ask for money.A new member 'Derek' pops up with a request which pulls at cows heartstrings and he wins 'the money'.Cow and 'Derek' live very, very close to each other. Almost in the same room you could say.Our Indian Cementing loving friend Rumpus claims to have been paid by 'Derek, sorry Cow. So basically Cow has needed some attention has created Derek in his mind and posted in here as him.I may have missed some parts there, but I think that's the jist of it. Cow/Derek has had eithera) a breakdownb) his escaped from the Sanitorium and not taken his meds for a while.c) created Derek in his mind in an attempt to be funny on here and brighten up our summer whilst there's no footy for us to look forward too. I know what money is on.What do you mean play along? Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 What do you mean play along?Did you not learn anything from Paul on your camping trips ? 2 Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Did you not learn anything from Paul on your camping trips ?I've still go my badge for playing the skin flute. 3 Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 I've still go my badge for playing the skin flute. Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Much as this was funny and worthy of the +1 that I gave to it, there is sinsiterism here too. I fear that only paedophilic tendency persons have imaginations brilliant enough to come up with "skin flutes".We'll find out soon enough Rocket! Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Skin flute + dat avatar..... Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Skin flute + dat avatar..... + a clown's name.... BEAST! Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 + a clown's name.... BEAST! MODS BAN THIS CREEP. Link to comment
boboisared Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 MODS BAN THIS CREEP. Karls a decent guy. Link to comment
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