My Dream Last Night

[ChutneyLove]

My dream last night (or yesterday to you non-nightshifters) was weird. Someone I'm sure I haven't thought about much but knew about 20 years ago featured very strongly. So much so, I woke up briefly, then went back to sleep and she had a starring role again as my dream continued. What was she doing in my dream? Could I secretly have feelings for some random bird from years ago? It's been bothering me since I came into work. Think I'll google her.

[a don in oz]

I had a dream that someone sicc-ed an android killer onto me and after some hunty chasy it ended up being a female sex robot and it had it's robotic way with me.

 

Probably doesn't mean much. Maybe.

[BrianFaePerth]

I had a dream that someone sicc-ed an android killer onto me and after some hunty chasy it ended up being a female sex robot and it had it's robotic way with me.

 

Probably doesn't mean much. Maybe.

 

Yer no doing much tae dispel this psycho reputation of yours

[ChutneyLove]

Googled her. She's married. Her husband did a sponsored cycle from London to Manchester recently. He sounds like a right plug, he didn't know how far it was. She's got what looks like a shite job, but its got the word "Director" in it to make it look good. Think I dodged a bullet and she's got nae right to be invading my dreams.

[chief_wiggum]

Googled her. She's married. Her husband did a sponsored cycle from London to Manchester recently. He sounds like a right plug, he didn't know how far it was. She's got what looks like a shite job, but its got the word "Director" in it to make it look good. Think I dodged a bullet and she's got nae right to be invading my dreams.

 

Did you knock one out to her profile pic?

[ChutneyLove]

Did you knock one out to her profile pic?

Might save that for tomorrow, got the day off. Still confused how she gets a starring role in one of my dreams. It has made me think today; I hope she's dreamt about me from time to time!

[Pash]

Googled her. She's married. Her husband did a sponsored cycle from London to Manchester recently. He sounds like a right plug, he didn't know how far it was. She's got what looks like a shite job, but its got the word "Director" in it to make it look good. Think I dodged a bullet and she's got nae right to be invading my dreams.

Is she tidy? That is the important question here.

[ChutneyLove]

Going to give her a 5/10. If I knew how to post pictures I would. When I was young I obviously thought she was higher than that, but experience and subsequent conquests has knocked a couple of points off.

[ChutneyLove]

Think this is her, though was 20 years so may be a random with the same name. Pretty sure it's the dream invader.

[Pash]

She is really small, is she a dwarf?

[rgudon]

I had a dream last night I was playing golf with Barrack Obama then had had a smoke with George Osbourne.

 

fuk knows where that came from!

[Huntlysheep]

I dreamt last night that i scored the winner against Newco at Ibrox & started celebrating infront o the Huns, Upto McCoist cupped my lugs at him & started laughing, then there was a riot with the Dons fans knocking fuck out of police, stewards & Huns. Great dream.

[King Street Loon]

I dreamt last night that i scored the winner against Newco at Ibrox & started celebrating infront o the Huns, Upto McCoist cupped my lugs at him & started laughing, then there was a riot with the Dons fans knocking fuck out of police, stewards & Huns. Great dream.

No you didn't.

[360]

I dreamed a dream of time gone by.

[360]

I dreamt last night that i scored the winner against Newco at Ibrox & started celebrating infront o the Huns, Upto McCoist cupped my lugs at him & started laughing, then there was a riot with the Dons fans knocking fuck out of police, stewards & Huns. Great dream.

 

No you didn't.

Agreed, sounds like a lie to 360.

[tommo1903]

I dreamt last night that i scored the winner against Newco at Ibrox & started celebrating infront o the Huns, Upto McCoist cupped my lugs at him & started laughing, then there was a riot with the Dons fans knocking fuck out of police, stewards & Huns. Great dream.

 

If Martin Luther King was a 13 year old dandy, this is exactly what he would have said.

[BrianFaePerth]

I dreamt last night that i scored the winner against Newco at Ibrox & started celebrating infront o the Huns, Upto McCoist cupped my lugs at him & started laughing, then there was a riot with the Dons fans knocking fuck out of police, stewards & Huns. Great dream.

 

What year did this alleged dream take place? Unless it was 2015 or later, then you have also dreamt Aberdeen have been relegated

 

Potential cup ties excluded of course.

[buchanskii]

I had a dream where I was the general manager of a successful paper merchant in slough.

 

Sessions.

[360]

I had a dream where I was the general manager of a successful paper merchant in slough.

 

Sessions.

 

Shagadelic baby, groovy, ah yeah.

 

... Austin Powers.

[chief_wiggum]

I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, imagine my disappointment when I woke up to find my pillow was still there.

[buchanskii]

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