Twitter Tweeting Twats!

[fine-n-dandy]

Twitter is full of twats.

 

Here's one twitter twat to start you off.

Oh & WYOWYN?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22639720

 

"Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier. I have right of way - he doesn't even pay road tax!"

[fine-n-dandy]

Wonder if there is any other twitter twats out there?

[Ke1t]

Twitter is full of twats.

 

Here's one twitter twat to start you off.

Oh & WYOWYN?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22639720

 

"Definitely knocked a cyclist off his bike earlier. I have right of way - he doesn't even pay road tax!"

 

It does serve as a handy means by which to catch and convict the stupid, though.

 

Just hacked someone to death in the street?

 

"Choped sum guy to bits wat am i like lols #imstandingherewithanaxe"

 

Tweeting should be mandatory for everyone at least once a day.

 

I don't do it myself, because I'm not (that kind of) a tit.

[fine-n-dandy]

It does serve as a handy means by which to catch and convict the stupid, though.

 

Just hacked someone to death in the street?

 

"Choped sum guy to bits wat am i like lols #imstandingherewithanaxe"

 

Tweeting should be mandatory for everyone at least once a day.

 

I don't do it myself, because I'm not (that kind of) a tit.

Do you follow anyone?

[Ke1t]

Do you follow anyone?

 

I opened an account about two years ago just so I could post something abusive at a hun,

 

I made another post to Jason Brown, asking which Aberdeen player he'd most like to smack.

 

I subsequently used it one more time to post something sarcastic at Kent police.

 

That's the sum total of my activity on Twitter, I think.

 

My overall impression is that the whole Twitter thing is fucking gay, just another Facebook or Myspace, in effect.

 

But if it helps land idiots in the shit then I'm all for it.

[fine-n-dandy]

I hear Clangers tweets a lot

 

Is he smart enough to be a tweeter without consequences?

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

I have twitter. I would probably own up to that in public before admitting I am on AFC-Chat

 

[fine-n-dandy]

http://dumbesttweets.com/

[fine-n-dandy]

I have twitter. I would probably own up to that in public before admitting I am on AFC-Chat

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stupid+tweets&client=firefox-a&hs=NTJ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=WoSeUcfcOY2g0wWIuICwCA&ved=0CEcQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=916#facrc=_&imgrc=SdPJuDWzmMcsHM%3A%3BgSrW6g6ANGVsJM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.goodfav.com%252Fimages%252F2012%252F04%252Falpha-geek-t-shirt_thumb.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.goodfav.com%252F60-cool-and-creative-geeky-t-shirts-974.html%3B387%3B387

[Sheep#1]

Never been on twitter. Facebook is bad enough without having all that pish too.

[BrianFaePerth]

[tup]

I dinna bother my arse with social media since it landed me in the nick.

 

Its a domain ruled by the mock offended.

[360]

I'm aff it

 

It's shite

You'll be back

[King Street Loon]

There's an awful lot of hashtagging creeping into the shite that is Facebook.

Some on my wall put up their post saying what they have to say, then finish it of with hashtags saying exactly the same thing.

Load of nonsense.

[dave_min]

#agreed

[tup]

I remember the days when the # was a key never used on either the computer or the phone.

 

We used to be embarrassed to even mention it because it had 'hash' in it's name.

[Poodler]

I saw a mental argument yesterday on facers between a bird who aborted her kids then went oot and some other orange idiot who was trying to call her a murderer. People take it far too seriously

[360]

The_Boofon cannot distinguish between football forums and underused social media.

 

Deleted.

[The Boofon]

The_Boofon cannot distinguish between football forums and underused social media.

 

Deleted.

 

 

Haha.

 

Miaow.

[ScottishJohn]

I saw a mental argument yesterday on facers between a bird who aborted her kids then went oot and some other orange idiot who was trying to call her a murderer. People take it far too seriously

 

Think I saw this too, it was quite funny some of the shite being said.

[tightbreeks]

surely, after all is said and done, it's just a medium for letting people know you've had a poo. or more than one.

 

call it shitter, and you posts shits.

 

that lassie at auschwitz has that old faced youngster look about her, like she's been through a harrowing ordeal herself that's taken years off her life.

[360]

Don't really bother with Facebook kid

 

By "clicked", do you mean Roberto told you?

 

Talking about a stranger on a football forum whilst in the pub

 

Cool that

[Poodler]

Don't really bother with Facebook kid

 

By "clicked", do you mean Roberto told you?

 

Talking about a stranger on a football forum whilst in the pub

 

Cool that

Strange, you got that word right anyway, well done.

[tup]

360 evidently not shy of a complaint.

 

English fud.

[360]

Genuinely wasn't me who complained, I've posted my Twitter on here before,

 

I'll happily take all the flack though.

[tup]

Genuinely wasn't me who complained, I've posted my Twitter on here before,

 

I'll happily take all the flack though.

You certainly tick all the boxes on this topic kid.

[360]

Just out of interest, I was threatened with a full on banning when I was using Harcus' name, but thankfully he never pursued the issue.

 

Do the same rules apply now if I pursue this shit?

 

One less arse licker on this site if so

[Poodler]

Just out of interest, I was threatened with a full on banning when I was using Harcus' name, but thankfully he never pursued the issue.

 

Do the same rules apply now if I pursue this shit?

 

One less arse licker on this site if so

Might aswell pursue something since women are out of the question #wince

[ollie1903]

He's a bulb

[amancalledbuck]

He bursts into life in Spring?