Folks Nicknames

[BrianFaePerth]

Two spring tae mind fae an earlier job.

 

The manager of another team was a huge fat fucker with a fridge under his desk. Jabba was of course appropriate.

 

Another was a Nigerian guy who eh christened Bungle. Partly coz he was hopeless but mainly because he was the spit of Bungle fae Rainbow.

[Huntlysheep]

Boy i went to college with was nicknamed uncle fester, he shaved aff a his hair & got his eyebrows shaved aff at a party. A person i know gets called Timmy as he's a Celtic fan. There's also a person i know in a wheelchair he gets called David Murray.

[ChutneyLove]

Knew a bloke that got called Flash because his last name was Quick. He used to get called Slash as well because he pissed himself every time he was drunk.

 

A lassie in Culter used to get called Kronenburg. Fae the back she looked like she was 16, but 64 fae the front. (RIP)

[Pash]

B-Day

Weener

Boner

Lug

Beaver

Croydon

Fiddler Bob

Mad John/Jake

Taff

Cow

Mole

Donk

Lerch

 

Some Alford ones for you Eric.

[Pash]

Haha

 

Mouse

Mole

Cow

Horseheid

Moonie

Beano

 

Moonie! Can't believe I forgot him.

Boxer

Sodje

Doddery Audrie

Shuggies (RIP one of them)

Goal shy Guy

Fritzel (name is Joe)

Skib/Scobe

Nib

Dong

[Pash]

Flumpy

Dim Jim

[boboisared]

Used to call the missus Sooty because when I put my fingers inside her she did what I told her.

[The Boofon]

Used to call the missus Sooty because when I put my fingers inside her she did what I told her.

 

I'd like to meet a slut called Emu.

[boboisared]

 

I'd like to meet a slut called Emu.

Hahaha.

 

People always thought it was a cute name I'd given her, until it was explained.

[ericblack4boss]

Moonie! Can't believe I forgot him.

Boxer

Sodje

Doddery Audrie

Shuggies (RIP one of them)

Goal shy Guy

Fritzel (name is Joe)

Skib/Scobe

Nib

Dong

i forgot about the Shuggies, they were fine quines, but christ they were nae bonnie,

 

also forgot to add Foxy to the list, for older Alford crowd im afraid im nae up to date on the current Alford ones i used to know a klot through the darts league.

[ericblack4boss]

Spoon

 

Haz/Hazard - Cut off a few of his fingers at the Saw Mill and brother of Doddey Audrie

 

Handy Andy Milne - Cut of his thumb at the Saw Mill and also a brother of Doddery Audrie

 

Happy Harold - Doddery Audries squeeze

 

Porky

 

Fizzer

fuck andy milne did he nae used to cut grass for folk and he was as blind half thier flowerbeds too!

[ericblack4boss]

there was a boy from Insch Robbie Rottencock, fuck he stank (mind you he came from Insch that was compulsory) he had a tattoo on his knob "just for you" allegedly.

[ericblack4boss]

Spoon

Was this the same spoon that came from up the leochel cushnie direction.

Haz/Hazard - Cut off a few of his fingers at the Saw Mill and brother of Doddey Audrie

 

Handy Andy Milne - Cut of his thumb at the Saw Mill and also a brother of Doddery Audrie

 

Happy Harold - Doddery Audries squeeze

 

Porky

 

Fizzer

[Ingolfsson]

Peeong - Someone thought he had a head shaped like a bullet. He hated it which meant its popularity and usage grew and grew, the hallmark of any good high school nickname.

 

Contours - A right fat fucker, who was rumoured to have rolled all the way down the nearby NB Law (quite a drop) in P7. Named contours on the back of a geography lesson, and the fact that big hills, mountains etc were identified by the contours being close together. Fattest cunt in class immediately dubbed "contours".

 

Frank - A boy called Neil, but a couple of us thought he looked like Frank Lebouef. Pretty suspect lookalike but fifteen years on it has stuck, to the point that his entire family and all friends (old and new) call him Frank.

 

Sherbert - Crosseyed bird. The nickname was launched after the Austin Powers film came out (the bit where he hypnotises a guard, there's a line about "orange sherbert").

 

De-flate - Boy at primary school had a flat nose.

[Karl Fletcher]

There is at least one person, in every area of Aberdeen, known as 'Coco'

 

I'm not sure why this is.

[Pash]

You must know Sticky Stovies then Eric.

[ericblack4boss]

stickies, is that the joiner stays out beside hillocks at kieg, excellent darter, i often played Smikes, g man, Mad jake, Blackie, Stottie, etc at darts.

[StandFree1982]

We had a teacher who's nickname was "Wide Awake". He had a problem with his eyes and he couldn't open them more than a slant. Harsh, but amusing at the time.

[Pash]

He's a sparky. Aye still lives round from The Hillocks, that was my Granda's farm, now my cousins.

 

The Bear (Big Bob Taylor)

[ericblack4boss]

He's a sparky. Aye still lives round from The Hillocks, that was my Granda's farm, now my cousins.

 

The Bear (Big Bob Taylor)

so pash that must mean that AD is your cousin, does that mean you ar RD,

[Pash]

so pash that must mean that AD is your cousin, does that mean you ar RD,

 

No I am a Robertson, mither was a Duncan. I am only 25, Richie is 41.

[Pash]

Doof

 

or Food backwards Mobby!

[Dandy]

Heid First cos his name was R Slater

[ericblack4boss]

No I am a Robertson, mither was a Duncan. I am only 25, Richie is 41.

are you David aye?, and Richie was always known by us as Drac, and never found out why!

[Pash]

are you David aye?, and Richie was always known by us as Drac, and never found out why!

 

No that's my brother!

[360]

Pig- someone who had a nose like a pig

[360]

Skinny- someone who is fat

[Pash]

Stunter

Elvis

Bince

Puppy

Grant & Phil Mitchell

Chocolate Bear

Skins

[Bluto10]

baz - real name barry

gaz - real name garry

goggs - real name gordon

[Bluto10]

tel - terry