Folks Nicknames

[360]

Dave- mates dad, real name Andy

[360]

Phil- real name Phillip

[Pash]

Sideways Sandy - always stumbling about wasted

[Bluto10]

two can tup

[360]

Lopez- mates dad who looks like Frank Lopez from Scarface. Also goes by Boycie

[Bluto10]

dictionary - harcus

[looksgoodinred]

There was a girl at my school called Fishy

 

You don't get much quines with nicknames

 

my best friend when i was little was called Fish her family even called her that. and she didn't smell as i recall. so i'm not sure why. maybe because she had one green eye, and one blue?

 

my best friend through primary school was Cricket. don't know why she was called that either. she was from Texas.

[Dom Sullivan]

two can tup

Does he have a big beak?

[The Boofon]

 

my best friend when i was little was called Fish her family even called her that. and she didn't smell as i recall. so i'm not sure why. maybe because she had one green eye, and one blue?

 

my best friend through primary school was Cricket. don't know why she was called that either. she was from Texas.

She was always getting bailed?

 

She liked getting stumped?

[tup]

More likely her box reeked of fish.

[looksgoodinred]

More likely her box reeked of fish.

 

at five years old, i doubt that.

[tup]

 

FFS!

[The Boofon]

No grass on the wicket, don't play cricket.

[Guest milne_afc]

Skittle x2

 

D Man

 

The Wimp

 

Couple from school:

 

Space Face

Tin Man

[radiatorbleeder]

a few of my best pals:

 

nerd- boy looks like yer classic nerd

 

goth/ bat/ the count- the boys a goth

 

turbo- boy goes aff his heed after a few glayvas (might know him on here as carlos)

 

corpse- looks like a deed cunt

 

bumble human- once aff his tits on coke said he was buzzin to be human

 

plastic yank- canadian

 

roy- my brother- last names slater

 

beauner- names beau

 

chat rat- looks like a rat/ enjoys a pill or two

[ericblack4boss]

another from school days, was a teacher called Cockburn who we insatntly dubbed "fannyfreeze".

 

there were two geography teachers, a husband and wife, who were nicknamed " ma and pa"

[Notorious Chee]

Casper - Some pale cunt who has nae seen daylight in a few years

[HansGillhaus]

A boy I know, and I suspect a few others might know, was christened 'Bungalow' by his work colleagues because he doesn't have anything up top.

[ChutneyLove]

I remember cheesepipes telling me a story about a ginger at his work that was known as "pubes". Quality nickname.

[E-P-K]

My mates neighbour, the exorcist, every time he arrives, the spirits disappear.

[kingofearth81]

And some more alford ones.......

cow

gerbil

mouse

bean

bidet

Pash a few Alford ones

 

Mad Jake,

 

Hanball.

 

Chops

 

Hedge

[granite sheep]

Fat Heed- cos he had a big fat heid also cos he was thick as fuck.

 

One o the wellsite boys was called Tumbleweed on account o his lang hair, also Otto and Ratboy .

 

Priest, cos he's a bible thumper

[zappadons]

Rancidinho

Torvin Cooper

Kurt Cocaine

Crumpled Foreskin

Crazy Frog

Faques

SOC (Son of Clive)

Christian Slater'sTrainers (initials were CST)

Beef Sheriff

Honkleschmitt

Creeping Jesus

Jungle Explorer

 

Work used to be so much fun.

 

Zappa who else was there?!

Oh well

 

Roland

Michael Jackson

Jinks

Caddyshack

Little Shitey Mannie

Griff Rhys Phones

Deirdre Rachid

Slider

 

 

Im struggling now..

[Pash]

Gremlin Clogs.

[dervish]

Flymo - Real name A Moar, flys planes.

Clawhammer - Women who has buck teeth.

The Sloth - Cleaner who drags bags behind her and hoovers with one hand in her pocket.

Mabawza - First name Richie.

Migraine - Older women who's second name is Grain and she's fucking annoying. Once stole her red leather jacket on a work night out for the crack.

 

Best I've heard though is Brodad. His bro was also his dad, think from Orkney or mebbie Shetland. Never met the poor cunt but for all the trauma of his brother/father fucking his own mum cracking nickname. Every cloud and all that.

[Robbie Winters]

Just remembered about a guy who was Spanish and lagged pipes for a living

 

hence we called him SAN MIGUEL

[Huntlysheep]

Best I've heard though is Brodad. His bro was also his dad, think from Orkney or mebbie Shetland. Never met the poor cunt but for all the trauma of his brother/father fucking his own mum cracking nickname. Every cloud and all that.