Doggy Bags

[Bluto10]

I always lick my plate clean so I'm never in the situation.

 

theres a fuckin shock.

 

sumo.

[Henry]

I bet you drink the dregs of pints that have been left on the bar Bluto.

[Sheep#1]

I bet you drink the dregs of pints that have been left on the bar Bluto.

[Bluto10]

I bet you drink the dregs of pints that have been left on the bar Bluto.

last time i mineswept /bottom fed was 13 years ago in subway west end in edinburgh

[tup]

I never eat in restaurants, on the odd occasion I have done I finish everything because the portions are aye ridiculously small for a man of my appetite.

[BrianFaePerth]

I never eat in restaurants

 

A principle that is easy to maintain in Wick

[tup]

Fuck restaurants, they are for pretentious wankers.

[Bluto10]

 

A principle that is easy to maintain in Wick

esp when youve got nae cunt to eat out with

[360]

I prefer eating in a boozer than a restaurant, get a decent steak and can sink pints at the same time.

 

[looksgoodinred]

I prefer eating in a boozer than a restaurant, get a decent steak and can sink pints at the same time.

 

 

can you get doggy bags from a pub?

[Bluto10]

I prefer eating in a boozer than a restaurant, get a decent steak and can sink pints at the same time.

my food of choice in a nuclear extends no further than cheese, worst and scratchings

 

[jassb]

What about bitterballen Bluto? Had a few of those last time I was over there drinking.

[Bluto10]

that sounds like cafe culture to me jassb

 

whilst im not averse to soakin up the atmos on a cafe terrace, my best boozing is done proppin up a bar.

[Sheep#1]

my food of choice in a nuclear extends no further than cheese, worst and scratchings

 

 

What about these Kapsalon things you seem to survive on?

[Henry]

Kapsalon is Dutch for spunk on chips.

[Bluto10]

thats 3am food sheep#1 min.

 

i graze on bar snacks normally for dinner; proper meal fill me and use up valuable wheat beer storage space

[tup]

A fat cunt like you no doubt grazes non stop.

[Bluto10]

even if i was out of shape, as a bloated over the hill boozer, id still batter you so zip it snooker boy

[granite sheep]

There is no such thing as a "doggy bag". There is only "I'm haein aa at" and "I need a shite"

[King Street Loon]

Left over food is an alien concept to me.

I've never, ever left food on my plate.

[looksgoodinred]

Left over food is an alien concept to me.

I've never, ever left food on my plate.

 

not even when you've frequented restaurants in the States?

[King Street Loon]

not even when you've frequented restaurants in the States?

Never.

[360]

Steak is the geezers choice whilst dining in the nuclear.

[Dom Sullivan]

 

not even when you've frequented restaurants in the States?

I was away to ask the exact same question LGIR.

 

Canna possibly finish the portions they serve up here although there are clearly several bloaters waddling about who do their best.

[Dom Sullivan]

Fuck all special about any of the portions in the Orlando area of America, fuck all special at all.

Just dinna see how they can manage starters, mains and dessert.

 

Was in the Cheesecake Factory the other night.

 

Shared a starter and had mains each but coulda force myself to have a cheeser dessert.

 

Lightweight or fit?

[Bluto10]

Fuck all special about any of the portions in the Orlando area of America, fuck all special at all.

aye nae for you, mate.

 

blimp

[Bluto10]

listen chunk, pipe down min tubby.

 

nae need for mum jokes here big boy

[Henry]

listen chunk, pipe down min tubby.

 

nae need for mum jokes here big boy

 

 

Only time I never finished my supper was when your missus pulled her pants down.

 

Revolting.