Pizza Delivery

[jassb]

Looks like the guy the delivered my pizza just now must have been hungry and fancied a slice on his way. This is honestly how I found it when I opened the lid.

 

[King Street Loon]

WTF.

 

What company is that?

Did you phone and complain?

[jassb]

Pizza Hut Holburn Street. Phoned and they apologised, said they would investigate, and had the cheek to say it would be difficult to prove. Probably burst out laughing when she put down the phone. Tried the feedback on their website but strangely enough the feedback section is down for maintenance. Never use my Facebook and Twitter accounts, but I think I might tonight. Absolute cunts. Dominos from now on for me.

[Pash]

Sorry but I laughed! Cheeky pricks!

 

Papa John's all the way min.

[jassb]

It is quite funny. £16.67 and told the guy to keep the change from a 20. If he said he was hungry, I'd have given him a couple of bits.. Never manage the whole thing anyway. Thought phoning to complain would have got me a free one but they probably get people trying it on all the time. But that is how it was when I opened it. I'll go to Heavenly next time.

[The Boofon]

Looks like the guy the delivered my pizza just now must have been hungry and fancied a slice on his way. This is honestly how I found it when I opened the lid.

 

Nae slices missing. It's just shifted. 10 slices all there. You can see the slices match.

[Pash]

The delivery boy has munched a bit then cut the biggest slice into two slices to make it look like they are all there.

 

Very cunning.

[Pash]

You can tell he was a Muslim by the knife he used to cut that big piece in half.

[jassb]

See what you're saying Boof, but definitely not a whole pizza there. Might have been the boy making it, or the boy who boxed it. Maybe the delivery boy is innocent. I'll never know.

[The Boofon]

 

It looks like the two bits of pepperoni on each slice has been cut in two and used to be as one

 

However, what about the peice of ham in the middle of the slice to the right?

 

It's been cut and there is no evidence of ham where it's other bit should be, on the opposite slice

Good ham spotting. I missed that. Two slices must have been eaten as you don't slice pizza into odd numbered slices unless you're a scientist.

[jassb]

Good point on the even number. Couple of little slices at 1 and 2 o clock. No matching little slices opposite.

[The Boofon]

Everybody should phone Pizza Hut Holburn Street and complain about the same thing and see what they say.

[Ke1t]

What's your address?

[jassb]

Aye, tell you that and ill get 50 pizzas delivered tomorrow night.

[Sonoftherock]

The delivery boy has munched a bit then cut the biggest slice into two slices to make it look like they are all there.

 

Very cunning.

 

That's an absolute belter! What a cheeky bastard!

 

Must have been premeditated, as surely he'd have to bring a pizza slice with him in the car?

[tup]

I think that is a whole pizza which has been well shoogled about.

[tup]

I think jassb moved it about himself to create a false drama, the slice is probably just out of camera shot.

 

Pizza hut were right to give him short shrift, what he was trying to do is thief off them I reckon.

[The Boofon]

I think jassb moved it about himself to create a false drama, the slice is probably just out of camera shot.

Pizza hut were right to give him short shrift, what he was trying to do is thief off them I reckon.

When have you ever seen an 11 slice pizza?

[jassb]

I think jassb moved it about himself to create a false drama, the slice is probably just out of camera shot.

Pizza hut were right to give him short shrift, what he was trying to do is thief off them I reckon.

Nope. I thought someone would think that. But that's exactly how it was when I opened the box.

[Huntlysheep]

They charge you 16.67 then you find it like that totally unacceptable, but sorry Jassab had to laugh at the thought o some cheeky little cunt munching your pizza.

[chaos_defrost]

Driver must o' teen a slice to himself or he was fleeing about Aberdeen, taking corners like he was Michael Schumacher

[cow]

Anyone who says "This is honestly how I found it when I opened the box" is obviously lying.

 

Look at my dilemma, look at me, look how society has short changed me......me, me , me, me.

 

 

 

 

Preposterous accusation aimed at a hard working innocent member of the community.

 

Danks for stating the bleedin obvious Rumpus. Kinda hard debating with the idiot class but you do well.

[jassb]

Believe what you like. That's the way I got it. As for hard working? Just a student who's worked out how to get free food. Maybe a bit of initiative? You're just mad Rumpus cos you never thought of it first.

[Dynamo]

£16.67 for that!! Fuck me.

 

You can get a 14 incher made for you there and then with 4 toppings of your choosing for £3.50 from Asda. All you've got to do is stick it in the oven for 10 minutes.

[chaos_defrost]

Believe what you like. That's the way I got it. As for hard working? Just a student who's worked out how to get free food. Maybe a bit of initiative? You're just mad Rumpus cos you never thought of it first.

 

Mostly Polish that work in the Pizza places!

[jassb]

Wasn't polish. Looked like a student but i didn't stop to ask him, he had work to do. Neither was the bird who answered the phone in the shop. She sounded like a weegie.

[The Boofon]

Wasn't polish. Looked like a student but i didn't stop to ask him, he had work to do. Neither was the bird who answered the phone in the shop. She sounded like a weegie.

Mystery solved.

[a don in oz]

16 quid for most of a pizza delivered? Jesus wept...

 

I feel gyped with $25 for 3 delivered from Dominos. And they actually come intact.

[minijc]

Nae slices missing. It's just shifted. 10 slices all there. You can see the slices match.

Agreed with Boof, as a pizza expert, roughly £100 a month on delivery pizza it's safe to say that there is no missing bit.

[daytripping]

I had a pizza last night from Pizza Hut, I too can confirm it had 10 slices.

 

Your driver was guilty of driving round corners too fast but innocent of the slice theft. I imagine the drivers can pretty much eat pizza when they like anyway.