For All You Hard Men Out There

[ericblack4boss]

was told to go on to the amazon website and search for" Veet hair remover for men 200ml"

i did so though i couldnt paste on here if you are wanting a laugh i recomend logging on . and if someone could pastea link on here it would be great .

 

 

have a read of the reviews of the products i got 4 pages in and could hardly breath with laughing,

[cow]

Worth looking at if you haven't already. I laughed in 2010.

[granite sheep]

Sure

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK

 

[Crossbow]

Wonderful - I defy anyone not to laugh.

 

[Dynamo]

Too much effort put into it,. the best humour usually comes in the form of a quick one liner IMO.

 

Not quite as old as putting a rubbish football player onto ebay mind.

 

 

Or the "*insert player name* signs" threads with a hilarious picture of a road sign that Harcus seems to have just recently discovered.

[Bluto10]

aye harcus has all the top gags, like.

[Henry]

Or the "*insert player name* signs" threads with a hilarious picture of a road sign that Harcus seems to have just recently discovered.

 

 

I did it last summer too.

 

Don't worry, there'll be no more, I'd hate to think someone might click on a thread titled 'Robson signs' and be forced to look at some signs, they might get all frustrated and annoyed and stuff, that would be horrible.

[Karl Fletcher]

I won't lie Harcus, I shook my head.

 

Not with anger, just disappointment. Disappointment in you.

 

Probably because it's Monday and I'm in a mood.

[Henry]

Sorry Karl.

 

Tough weekend? Bairn keeping you up all hours?

[Karl Fletcher]

Bairn's tickety boo.

 

We've just bought a new hoose.

 

Lots of shit to dee. Pain in the arse of a month ahead.

 

Ken fit like.

 

Knackered.

[E-P-K]

Or the "*insert player name* signs" threads with a hilarious picture of a road sign that Harcus seems to have just recently discovered.

 

 

The equally pedantic El Padre was the original in posting the above type pictures.

 

Was not funny then either.

[Henry]

Seems like ex-mods EPK and Dynamo are getting frustrated with their lack of power.

[Dynamo]

Seems like ex-mods EPK and Dynamo are getting frustrated with their lack of power.

 

[Henry]

I thought you were a mod once upon a time Dynamo min, my most sincere apologies.

[fatjim]

got bored after the first one which wasn't funny. This made me decide to not read any more as I doubt it is as funny as folk are making it out to be. In fact I began thinking I would rather watch that unfunny cunt Limmy instead.

[Jones]

Used veet for men on both knob and bollocks and can say that it does not do this. Few red spots to begin with but no pain. Mild itching but may have been thrush or similar.

[daytripping]

I widna mind becoming a mod, how do I go about applying?

 

i think I'd be hard but fair.

[Henry]

Applicant: Daytripping.

 

Pros: Experience of dealing out vigilante justice.

 

Cons: Best days behind him, mates with Bluto.

 

[Bluto10]

applicants - harcus

 

pros- phenomenally intelligent (spec subject: spelling); deducated, has nothing better to do

 

cons- dreadful appauling social skills, zero mates, relies on his ma for internet connection

[daytripping]

Applicant: Daytripping.

 

Pros: Experience of dealing out vigilante justice.

 

Cons: Best days behind him, mates with Bluto.

 

 

 

That's nae bad for you min!

[daytripping]

Quite right Blooteroonie.

 

He's probably the dude in the hood in friggin' Shetland.

 

But like the rest of those inbred fuckwits, he views the 'mainland' with both fear and wonder.

 

I doubt he'd have the social skills to mix with us City boys, he'd most likely just view us from afar with a look of awe on his face.

[Henry]

 

This is Aberdeen we're talking about, not New York.

[Henry]

And?

[Bluto10]

 

I doubt he'd have the social skills to mix with us City boys, he'd most likely just view us from afar with a look of awe on his face.

the guys like one of those wet behind the ears thick cunts with no teeth from the deep south.

 

modern civilisation would scare him shitless

[Bluto10]

Harcus,

 

All you do on this forum is look for cheap digs at others' expense. You don't have much to contribute otherwise.

the jokes on him imo rumpus. spelling correction are all fine and well but nae really relevant when the respective poster can actually spell. and doing it on a message board with the regularity and pedancy that he does shouts out kiddie fiddlin rapist to me

[Henry]

Well done on spelling that whole post correctly Bloots min, I knew you could do it, I'll let the g in fiddling slide.

[fatjim]

For the love of fuck. Thick neds complaining about being outed as thick neds.

[BrianFaePerth]

Thon knobs and bollocks ane is suspiciously like Kelt's oft repeated story