The Simpsons

[radiatorbleeder]

Think there should be a thread for claasic Simpsons Quotes...

 

I've got a foolproof strategy to get you out of here...surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last!

 

 

 

 

[carlos]

What's a murder

[carlos]

And how can I ask did you get past the hall monitors

[carlos]

Zinc come back zinc

[radiatorbleeder]

better start eating kid

 

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[radiatorbleeder]

So, that's it after 20 years? "So long. Good luck?"

I don't recall saying "good luck"

 

[Ke1t]

Not a quote, but fuck you

 

[daytripping]

Mr Snow Plow was a good one.

 

Watched Family guy last night, the bird is the word episode, that trumps the Simpsons.

 

[daytripping]

A better copy!

 

http://youtu.be/xABfLWY3hd8

[jassb]

http://youtu.be/M4r7Q6T07UY

[jassb]

http://youtu.be/aM6xVQwIOYQ

[360]

Burnsy is my favourite.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__XpkxXIxJ0

 

 

[radiatorbleeder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EryhQdXTjP8

[radiatorbleeder]

class after class of ugly, ugly children

 

 

 

 

[Moza]

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

 

"Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

[radiatorbleeder]

dial 91 and when i say, dial 1 again

 

 

[Bad Worry]

It's just a little airborne...it's still good! It's still good!

[carlos]

You don't win friends with salad

[boboisared]

What a terrible waste... Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims.

[boboisared]

Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge."

[tightbreeks]

rainer wolfcastle "i used it to carry rob schneider in the move, my baby is an ugly man"

 

home slice "jebus, save me jebus."

[DD1903]

Homer: Marge, get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat.

[King Street Loon]

The Simpsons is overrated pish.

Much like Danny Wilson.

[radiatorbleeder]

awa n pish yersel

 

 

[360]

Smithers, for trying to kill me I'm giving you a 5% pay cut.

 

Waaaaaaah

[The Boofon]

awa n pish yersel

 

What episode was that in?

[Moorie86]

Hello Smithers thank you for turning me on. "Best ignore that"

[360]

Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.

Lisa: [reading the invitation] "Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB."

Bart: What's that extra B for?

Homer: It's a typo.

[Moorie86]

Mr. Burns: And I'm really enjoying this so called...iced cream!

Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything I'd just like to say that...I...love...you.

Mr. Burns: Hmm?

Smithers: In those colours.