Who'd You Have To Narrate Your Life Story?

[granite sheep]

Imagine BBC makes a film of your life story, who'd you like to narrate it? Me: either Christopher Lee,Samuel L Jackson or Robin Williams.

[Ke1t]

Peter Sutcliffe.

 

You would have to take anything he said quite seriously.

[amancalledbuck]

That auld cunt fae Last Of The Summer Wine.

 

Wallace, nae Gromit.

 

Although.....

 

Fuck it, I'll go for Gromit.

[tup]

Pity Swampy is broon bread AMCB min.

 

He could have played you in a movie.

[The Boofon]

Tony Soprano.

[Redstar]

Savile...defintly Savile

[fatjim]

I would love to hear Joey Deacon do Bluto's.

[Henry]

Danny Dyer.

[King Street Loon]

Pee Wee Herman

[granite sheep]

Fuck it......Tommy Cooper. Just for the sheer amount of dickery, randomness, and blind idiocy in my life. I can just imagine the opening line..."Granite Sheep was, by all accounts, a clever loon.... But daft as a brush...." cut to me destroying a light fitting by accident trying to play baseball indoors with a skateboard, "Just like that!"

[Henry]

Sounds mental.

[tightbreeks]

the boy who voiced over 80's action movie's trailers.

[Bluto10]

probsbly do it myself

[tightbreeks]

like the wonder years!

[Ke1t]

the boy who voiced over 80's action movie's trailers.

In a werrrrrrld.

 

Good choice.

[tightbreeks]

Michael buffer would do a job as well, with Chewbacca as the colour commentator.

[tightbreeks]

hazel from big brother can narrate all over my cock. talk really close to it, but no touching!

 

a wee bit off on a tangent there.

[Dom Sullivan]

Either James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.

 

Both likely to croak before me though so a pre recording might be an idea

[Ke1t]

The gadgie from Big Brother.

 

Or ketl

Wait till I've perfected my Bernard Manning voice, then you'll have a deal.

 

I see your life story read in the style of Northern Comedian.

[jassb]

Definitely Kelt for me. He can make any old boring subject sound interesting.

[Bluto10]

damon killian

[Henry]

grahm norton

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Sooty or Sweep

[Guest milne_afc]

Stephen Hawkins for me.

 

Or Emu.

[Dynamo]

David Attenborough. He'll make anything sound good

[360]

R Kelly in "Trapped in the Closet" style.

 

That would be a good name for Bluto's life story.

[looksgoodinred]

Morgan Freeman and/or Jodie Foster.

[chief_wiggum]

Stephen Fry or Sooty and Sweep

 

 

Edit......... Changed my mind Alan Partridge!

[Poodler]

Chris maguire

 

 

 

 

Of course I'm joking

[Ke1t]

Kelt might speak like Hector Brocklebank for all you know.

I'd have Jax from Sons of Anarchy or Steven Seagal.

"...an 'at's fan a bocht twa futrits tae gerd ma neep gairden. A ca'ed thim, Tonald the futrit an Wullie the futrit. Tonald wis the Trendy, bit Wullie wis a scairfer..."

 

Now re-read that line in the voice of a more butch Optimus Prime and you have a handle on Kelt's voice-over talents.

 

Now imagine me mostly naked but for a loincloth and a glowing, magical sword, sitting astride a Battle Tiger and leading an army of Swedish supermodels into battle against a million evil robots armed with hammers.

 

Epic.