Prejudice

[Dal Riata Don]

Fuck you, cunt. No man has ever handled my manhood...

 

but... funny you should say that... well, not very hilarious for me.

 

Had my first (full) finger up my arse the other day. Fuck, I almost passed out and nearly pissed the doctor's couch.

 

Fucking horrific experience. I was sure he was being deliberately coorse about it, the bastard.

 

Found fuck all too. Fuck knows what he was looking for but it was all a great discomfort for fuck all.

Then the nurse came in and said, looking at the door which your doctor just left from; 'Who was that?'

[Dal Riata Don]

Fucking great. My being raped by a stranger in the doctors is now viral. Thank fuck I don't do Facebook. Don't tell me he took a photo? Was he good looking at least?

Couldn't tell mate, his forehead was pressed hard against your back from what I could make out.

[fatjim]

the first two times a doctor put their finger up my arse they were female doctors. a completely unerotic experience I may add. the third time it was my local gp and he must have called me sir at least four times while doing it. I nearly said "please don't call me sir while doing that" it was a bit like the tailors in the fast show.

 

it's how I imagine it would feel like if you were shitting a thin bony jobby backwards.

 

luckily the last time I had a kidney stone they just gave me morphine and didn't do the anal digit rape.

[tup]

Fat folk do my nut in.

 

No time for gyppos either.

[fatjim]

Fat folk do my nut in.

 

No time for gyppos either.

 

Not keen on fat people myself. Especially fat neds.

 

At least they can lose weight though.

[tup]

They should be forced to, by law.

 

All those rolls of fat, caused by laziness and eating heaps.

 

They repulse me.

 

Obesity should mean jail.

[fatjim]

They should be forced to, by law.

 

All those rolls of fat, caused by laziness and eating heaps.

 

They repulse me.

 

Obesity should mean jail.

 

I agree.

[tup]

I hate old wifies, they are bitter about not being young.

 

They appear to think that their oldness exempts them fae queues in shops.

 

They also stink of talc, which masks the smell of stale pish they'd otherwise reek of.

[fatjim]

I hate old wifies, they are bitter about not being young.They appear to think that their oldness exempts them fae queues in shops.They also stink of talc, which masks the smell of stale pish they'd otherwise reek of.

you still would though.