Women Banned From Living In The State Of Texas

[looksgoodinred]

“Women are great at talking, but not at climbing,” he observed.

Senator Dorrinson said his bill would call for a twenty-foot woman-proof fence to be constructed along the borders of the state.

 

“Texas needs women to cook, clean, and cheerlead,” he said. “If they show that they can do those things and stay out of politics, there could be a pathway to citizenship.”

 

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/07/texas-weighs-ban-on-women.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20(149)

 

he's quite right about climbing. i don't know many women past their mid-30s that climb very well.

 

[Dom Sullivan]

“Women are great at talking, but not at climbing,” he observed.

Senator Dorrinson said his bill would call for a twenty-foot woman-proof fence to be constructed along the borders of the state.

 

“Texas needs women to cook, clean, and cheerlead,” he said. “If they show that they can do those things and stay out of politics, there could be a pathway to citizenship.”

 

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/07/texas-weighs-ban-on-women.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz (149)

 

he's quite right about climbing. i don't know many women past their mid-30s that climb very well.

 

I've never met a twenty foot woman

[tutankamun]

I've never met a twenty foot woman

Everything's bigger in Texas.

[spamspamspam]

I've never met a twenty foot woman

 

Still fucked if she turns up

 

[cow]

Hell Yeh!

 

 

I lived in Midland, Texas for two years playing college golf. Too fucking hot although I liked the people in the deep south.

 

Don't miss the wee bastard rattle snakes.

[Ke1t]

Lot of homophobia in Texas.

 

Wouldn't surprise me at all if one day they banned women, niggers, jews and spics, and had themselves a big old white, christian, circle jerk in celebration.

[Bluto10]

Hell Yeh!

 

 

I lived in Midland, Texas for two years playing college golf. Too fucking hot although I liked the people in the deep south.

 

Don't miss the wee bastard rattle snakes.

you from ellon cow?

[madjockmcferson]

I love the way that Texas says it hates the federal government but has asked it to bail it out 3 times.