For Fox Ache

[Stoney]

http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/Article.aspx/3322527

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christ

 

The god of football pitches fucking hates us like!

[Tommy]

BOOM BOOM!

[buchanskii]

It would be ace if a fox ran onto the pitch during a game, resulting in Russ grabbing it by the neck and launching it into the padded seats in the main stand, like this:

 

[Red Dragon]

Should it not be a "den" rather than a "burrow"?

 

Shoot 'em. Simples.

[Mikeyboy1903]

Should it not be a "den" rather than a "burrow"?

 

Shoot 'em. Simples.

 

 

Nae doot they are protected like the Fucking seagulls .....

[paddy]

A new club mascot to replace that shite Si the Seagull?

[Guest]

A new club mascot to replace that shite Si the Seagull?

 

Imagine having a mascot of the very species we are trying to rid from the stadium.

 

It's like bringing out a special edition top with 'Durrant' on the back of it!

[paddy]

Imagine having a mascot of the very species we are trying to rid from the stadium.

 

It's like bringing out a special edition top with 'Durrant' on the back of it!

 

 

We also try to get rid of seagulls at pittodrie too, but that didnt stop Si becoming the family stand mascot!

[Ke1t]

Leave a poisoned chicken carcase near the den. That'll kill the foxes.

 

This isn't fucking rocket science.

[looksgoodinred]

Leave a poisoned chicken carcase near the den. That'll kill the foxes.

 

This isn't fucking rocket science.

 

or, if you don't want to actually kill them, you can do what i did with Stanley the raccoon (which appears to have worked a treat, and according to this site, is also a humane way to dispatch foxes to another location):

 

 

FOXES IN A DEN [top]

Roll rags into a tight ball and tie with twine. These should be the size of a tennis ball. Soak them in ammonia and throw the ammonia balls in the entrance hole of the den.

http://www.urbanwildliferescue.org/humane/foxes.htm

[bonzodaddy73]

A couple of claymore mines near the entrance of the den. Boom Boom...