Stupid Fucking Foreign Bastards

[Ke1t]

New neighbours moved in two houses down.. more Croatians or Serbs or whatever, fuck knows. They're Balkaners anyway, so somewhere around Southeastern Europe. They get on fine with their immediate neighbours because apparently they're from the same country.

 

Anyway, I have nothing to do with them because they've chosen to move to an English-speaking country without bothering to learn English. Having a conversation with them is impossible, given I don't speak Croatian because I don't live in fucking Serbia or Macedonia or whatever.

 

Anyway, one of them was wandering around outside with a bird cage, whistling and making bird noises. Pointless asking him what he was doing, because he chooses not to learn English, as I mentioned.

 

He puts the birdcage down on our grass next to a tree and wanders off. Strange behaviour, I think, but as long as he's not got a gun or looking to molestor the kids then I'll leave him to it.

 

Our loon comes in, he's friends with the young lassie next door, who does speak English, and apparently the guy has three parrots or something, and while they were moving in one of the parrots took the opportunity to fuck off out of the cage and take up residence in our apple tree, where I suppose it's eating our fucking apples. The Croat lad had come over to see if he could coax said parrot out of our tree, where it's enjoying buckshee apples and the freedom to fly around, with the enticing promise of a life of living in a tiny cage once more. So he'd laid the cage on the grass next to the tree, opened the wee door, and left it there in the certainty that Polly the Parrot would fly right back into its cage.

 

Unfortunately he had left the two other parrots in the cage as part of the lure... and when he pissed off back to his own house the two remaining parrots had decided to fuck off inna... and now he's down to zero parrots. I'm assuming they were parrots, since that's what the lassie told our loon was in the cage. They could have been budgies or sparras for all I know.

 

Anyway.. silly cunt that he is,

 

[Dandyesque]

Maybe not all that silly at all.

 

 

Maybe he's just sick of having 3 parrots and decided to "accidentally" let them go in the process of moving

[Ke1t]

Maybe not all that silly at all.

 

 

Maybe he's just sick of having 3 parrots and decided to "accidentally" let them go in the process of moving

 

Maybe if he picked up a copy of Rosetta Stone I could ask him.

 

Unfathomable to me that someone would move abroad without learning the language.

[Dandyesque]

Maybe if he picked up a copy of Rosetta Stone I could ask him.

 

Unfathomable to me that someone would move abroad without learning the language.

 

He probably can, but just doesn't like the look of you, so pretends otherwise.

[Ke1t]

He probably can, but just doesn't like the look of you, so pretends otherwise.

 

I find that hard to believe,

[Dandyesque]

I find that hard to believe,

 

 

I think it would be pretty easy to pretend to a stranger that I didn't speak the same language as him if I were in a foreign country

[Ke1t]

I think it would be pretty easy to pretend to a stranger that I didn't speak the same language as him if I were in a foreign country

 

The sly fuckers.... nae wonder Daytripping doesnae like Croatians.

 

[madjockmcferson]

He is from the Balkans - the cunt understands one language. That of violence. Kill his kids, parents and burn his hoose doon - it'll make hte cunt feel like home.

[Dandyesque]

He is from the Balkans - the cunt understands one language. That of violence. Kill his kids, parents and burn his hoose doon - it'll make hte cunt feel like home.

 

There you are Kelt, he thinks you look like Kaiser Sauzee

[madjockmcferson]

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[King Street Loon]

 

Maybe if he picked up a copy of Rosetta Stone I could ask him.

 

Unfathomable to me that someone would move abroad without learning the language.

Did you learn the language when you moved to the US of A?

[Dynamo]

Could be worse, they could speak English and you'd have to socialise with them.

[BrianFaePerth]

Could be worse, they could speak English and you'd have to socialise with them.

 

 

They speak English just fine, they put on the pretense of being ignorant foreigners to avoid talking to Kelt.

[The Boofon]

here's what I'd do. http://imgur.com/Fje5E

[dervish]

Shove a helpful sign up on your garden that says 'Zabranjen' then when you see him say 'hvala ukusnih papige'.

[BrianFaePerth]

Shove a helpful sign up on your garden that says 'Zabranjen' then when you see him say 'hvala ukusnih papige'.

 

Why would Kelt put up a sign saying "Scot loves Croatian cock"

[fatjim]

Croatia 0 Scotland 1

 

is all you need to say.

[Huntlysheep]

I hate stupid fucking foreign bastards the worst are the paki's total stinking stupid cunts.

[dervish]

I hate stupid fucking foreign the worst are the paki's total stinking stupid cunts.

 

I hope.

[fatjim]

I hate stupid fucking foreign the worst are the paki's total stinking stupid cunts.

 

You should just extend that to stupid people or people who use apostrophes on plurals.

 

You need a bit of self loathing.

[dervish]

Why would Kelt put up a sign saying "Scot loves Croatian cock"

 

I've reviewed the sign and maybe the following would be more appropriate:

 

Uživam hobotnice pornografiju. Sve životinje koje se nalaze na ovom objektu će odmah biti silovana na najnasilniji način.

[BrianFaePerth]

I've reviewed the sign and maybe the following would be more appropriate:

 

Uživam hobotnice pornografiju. Sve životinje koje se nalaze na ovom objektu će odmah biti silovana na najnasilniji način.

[Huntlysheep]

 

You should just extend that to stupid people or people who use apostrophes on plurals.

 

You need a bit of self loathing.

It's saddo's who check peoples spellings, plurals etc, it's nae my main concern. Who cares? I don't.

[fatjim]

It's saddo's who check peoples spellings, plurals etc, it's nae my main concern. Who cares? I don't.

 

 

Well if you are going to hate people for being stupid wouldn't you go out of your way not to show yourself up by being thick as fuck.

[Bluto10]

Well if you are going to hate people for being stupid wouldn't you go out of your way not to show yourself up by being thick as fuck.

 

spelling propers on here does not maketh the man.

 

[Huntlysheep]

 

 

Well if you are going to hate people for being stupid wouldn't you go out of your way not to show yourself up by being thick as fuck.

It's a chat site on the internet it's used for a bit o banter/fun so how I want to say or spell stuff on it is my business who are you the vocab police?

[fatjim]

This isn't a vocabulary issue. It's about punctuation. You are having a go at people for being stupid but ironically showing yourself as being stupid.

 

I am merely pointing that out but you are clearly too stupid to understand that.

[daytripping]

IQ isn't measured by how good you are at punctuation.

[Sonoftherock]

IQ isn't measured by how good you are at punctuation.

 

Aye, but it's typically a good yard stick though.

 

I don't believe it's coincidence that the thick bastards on here usually struggle with their command of English.

[Dandyesque]

Aye, but it's typically a good yard stick though.

 

I don't believe it's coincidence that the thick bastards on here usually struggle with their command of English.

 

It's probably not a coincidence that they are the ones to come out with most of the racist comments either.

 

Though Huntlysheep's effort earlier in this thread takes it to a new low