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Rise Of The "lad".


dervish

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What is the deal with this? "Such a lad" and all that seems to be fucking everywhere.

 

Good example here http://www.theladbible.com/commandments/?sort_by=field_fb_likes_value

 

 

Thou shalt not frown upon the friend who vomits, but admire his space creating efforts for more alcohol.

 

 

Thou shall accept that a 'sh*t Load' is a standard unit of measurement.

 

Is it what used to be called cunt in old money?

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Just skimmed through a few of them and quickly jumped to the obvious conclusion that this site was set up by a complete fucking hand bag - LAD COMMANDMENTS !!!!!

 

I never ever thought of myself as a "LAD" , i think if i had i might as well have substituted "LAD" for "WHITER"

 

Anyroads acunt kens its better to be a cheild :thumbup1: than a lad :gay:

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Damned if I know, as Madjockmmcpherson said, it's just meaningless corporate shite dreamt up by limp wristed advertising wankers to pidgeonhole folks. Mind the original Lad phenomenon in the 90s,this is no different. Just another bandwagon for the weak minded to jump onto cos they canna think for themselves. Better just to be a mannie.

 

Although this gem of wisdom:

 

Thou shall not be fooled by WKD's LADdish adverts. For it is the drink of the soft

Is decent advice. WKD is pish.

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Damned if I know, as Madjockmmcpherson said, it's just meaningless corporate shite dreamt up by limp wristed advertising wankers to pidgeonhole folks. Mind the original Lad phenomenon in the 90s,this is no different. Just another bandwagon for the weak minded to jump onto cos they canna think for themselves. Better just to be a mannie.

 

Although this gem of wisdom:

 

 

Is decent advice. WKD is pish.

 

Was that when everywhere had pink shirts in them? There was a period when I couldn't buy clothes cos they were all pink or fucking yellow.

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Top boy my arse.

 

Dressing like a twat on stag doo's, dressing like a twat in nightclubs full stop.

 

Loud and obnoxious after a bottle of the latest fad beer in vogue, I actually can't think of one redeeming feature, I just think "wank" every time I meet that ilk.

Yip, because dressing in Stone Island and dancing on pavements are the signs of a top bloke.

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I had a run in with some "lads" in the queue at eat it and beat it many moons ago, they thought it would be a laugh to walk to the front of the queue, to a man all roided up with t-shirts too small for them, at the time I and others told them to fuck off and they took the hint, bumped into them later at Back Wynd taxi rank where they rounded on me, on my daughters life at least 6 of them and that it happened, they invited me into the grave yard for a fight, I said the usual, sorry lads don't want any tro....headbutted the loudest hard as fuck mid word and floored him, got dragged away by the police who were at the rank while giving the come on to the rest of them, went from the back of the queue to first as other folk queuing backed up my story. :cool:

 

Moral of the story, if you're a lad and you think you can intimidate a guy on his own, make sure it isn't me. :checkit:

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I had a run in with some "lads" in the queue at eat it and beat it many moons ago, they thought it would be a laugh to walk to the front of the queue, to a man all roided up with t-shirts too small for them, at the time I and others told them to fuck off and they took the hint, bumped into them later at Back Wynd taxi rank where they rounded on me, on my daughters life at least 6 of them and that it happened, they invited me into the grave yard for a fight, I said the usual, sorry lads don't want any tro....headbutted the loudest hard as fuck mid word and floored him, got dragged away by the police who were at the rank while giving the come on to the rest of them, went from the back of the queue to first as other folk queuing backed up my story. :cool:

 

Moral of the story, if you're a lad and you think you can intimidate a guy on his own, make sure it isn't me. :checkit:

That's why I think you're a top lad Dayts.

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Ho- hum: packs of brain dead eejits kicking aboutin the town tonight; thinking they're all Lads, all tryna be the alpha male. Ah hell,they all look like wankers to me....fit's wrong wi just bein out wi a pile of the boys haein a laugh and getting pished . Fuck all this being Lads shite: why do we suddenly have to conform to this stereotype or pidgeonhole that corporate types want us to be in.

 

Is no being pished and having a laugh not enough, we're all expected to behave like some dick in an ad agency who's never downed a pint of lager in his puff imagines we do??

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Ho- hum: packs of brain dead eejits kicking aboutin the town tonight; thinking they're all Lads, all tryna be the alpha male. Ah hell,they all look like wankers to me....fit's wrong wi just bein out wi a pile of the boys haein a laugh and getting pished . Fuck all this being Lads shite: why do we suddenly have to conform to this stereotype or pidgeonhole that corporate types want us to be in.

 

Is no being pished and having a laugh not enough, we're all expected to behave like some dick in an ad agency who's never downed a pint of lager in his puff imagines we do??

 

It's the result of having a playstation generation, kids these days have no originality, you see the odd emo kicking about who try's to rebel but in the past where we had, mod, rocker, punk, goth, teddy boy, casual, ravers, these days you have nothing but these bland cunts kicking about. Youth culture is dead, we'll never see anything but blandness ever again.

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