Unlucky Ways To Die!

[daytripping]

This young chap was a enthusiastic helicopter pilot, seems like he had a gruesome death!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/video-1034219/Teen-flies-toy-chopper-killed-slicing-skull.html

 

I've heard of one happening with a real chopper, this guy got off one beside his house and his little girl ran to greet him, he lifted her up in excitement and chopped her head in the tail rotor.

 

This is not helicopter exclusive, have you heard of unlucky ways to die?

 

Here's another from not long ago, already appeared on here, unlucky!

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2347252/Woman-killed-runaway-supermarket-trolley-sped-escalator-Chinese-store.html

 

 

[daytripping]

Eaten alive by rats, an extremely unlucky way to die, he was german which makes it not so bad.

 

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/466227/20130509/german-man-frank-herrmann-dies-eaten-alive.htm

[Stoney]

Unless theres videos of the death occuring then it dinae happen.

 

FFS False advertising

[Huntlysheep]

Ootside Hampden after celebrating Dons scottish cup victory.

[360]

892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney strapped the head of his defeated foe, M

[tup]

The folk that chucked themselves out of the twin towers rather than burn to death.

 

Unlucky

[BrianFaePerth]

Thon girl that survived the Asiana air crash only tae get killed by the fire engine rushing to the scene.

[tup]

Thon girl that survived the Asiana air crash only tae get killed by the fire engine rushing to the scene.

[jassb]

Ootside Hampden after celebrating Dons scottish cup victory.

Better after than before and missing it. At least you'd die happy if it was after.

[tup]

Christopher Reeve.

 

Superman my arse

 

Beats Lex Luther then gets nailed by a bog standard horse.

[The Boofon]

Marvin Gaye, shot by his Dad with the gun he bought him for his Christmas.Should have just got him socks.

You can kill someone with a pair of socks FFS.

[dunc_afc]

Remember hearing about a Chinese guy who I think won a Darwin Award who died rocking out playing air guitar so enthusiastically he bounced out his 15th storey bedroom window.

[tup]

Burglars at Tony Martin's farm.

 

Little did the petty gyppo thieves know that the hard pressed teuchter had rigged up a death trap

[Redstar]

Freddy Mercury...who'd have guessed sticking your cock up other blokes arses was probably nae a great idea.

[chaos_defrost]

Wasn't there some boy that died of playing too much World of Warcraft? Not entirely sure what the object of that game is but maybe if someone had killed him in the game he might still be with us.

[The Boofon]

Nat Fraser. Will likely die in prison even though his wife isn't dead.

[sooth_stander]

Is there a lucky way to die, like?

[Tommy]

Is there a lucky way to die, like?

I dare say in your sleep would be luckier than taking a tumble on the stairs.

[granite sheep]

Heard o some Indian boy got addicted to using a bike pump to blast air up his arse for kicks: tried a compressed air line and didn't end well.....

 

@Chaos Defrost - aye, Korean pulled a 50 hour shift on Starcraft, keeled over after a combination of starvation, dehydration and exhaustion....

[tup]

Mannie fae Wick back in the pre-wheelie bin days.

 

Got eaten by the shitcart

[Tommy]

Mannie fae Wick back in the pre-wheelie bin days.

Got eaten by the shitcart

That happened in Aberdeen too.

 

Careless scaffies.

[Sheep#1]

You can kill someone with a pair of socks FFS.

Dunno about that min, I dare say eating one of minijcs wank socks could possibly be fatal.

[The Boofon]

Dunno about that min, I dare say eating one of minijcs wank socks could possibly be fatal.

You haven't read my post correctly Sheep1. Socks are lethal.

[The Boofon]

Rod Hull from Emu fame falling off his roof while trying to fix his TV ariel on a stormy night, came to an unfortunate end but spent most of his career with his hand up a bird's arse so fair play to him.

He was quite lucky he missed the match. Inter Milan were terrible that night.

[Sheep#1]

You haven't read my post correctly Sheep1. Socks are lethal.

Apologies, I stand corrected (like a man in orthopaedic shoes)

[Henry]

892: Sigurd the Mighty of Orkney

 

Probably a relation of mine

[Henry]

I would like to be wanked to death by an Paki cementer

 

Not sure if that would be lucky or unlucky.

[The Boofon]

Reaching 5 foot from the summit of Kilimanjaro and popping your clogs. Your relatives then having to return all the sponsor money you raised for reaching the top.

 

Good luck Buzz.

[Henry]

I'd rather be wanked off by a cementer of Pakistani origin than my sister.

 

I would re-consider if I were you, she's really good.

[The Boofon]

 

I would re-consider if I were you, she's really good.

Yours or his?