Eliot Prior

[Ke1t]

That laddie was something else... was reading about him the other day.

 

4 year old British loon, caught up in a terrorist attack, sees his mother shot... so what does he do?

 

Finds the nearest terrorist and starts on him.

 

"You're a very bad man!" he tells one of the terrorists, which in 4 year old parlance is akin to, "Let's fucking have ye! Come on!"

 

The terrorist not only lets the kid and his mother and sister go, he sends the loon on his way with some freebie Mars Bars.

 

Unarmed, four years old, protecting his mother and sister, and standing up to a maniac with a gun.

 

Here he is outside the mall, standing next to the corpse of what is probably a terrorist little Elliot garrotted on his way down the stairs.

 

 

Anyway... Boof, mate... remind me what you did when the terrorists came after you?

 

[The Boofon]

I tried that but I couldn't find them. I hope he paid for the Mars bar.

[Ke1t]

I tried that but I couldn't find them. I hope he paid for the Mars bar.

 

This is my concern.

 

Little Elliot could, in fact, be in the possession of not one but TWO stolen Mars Bars if those pictures are anything to go by.

 

What does Kenyan law have to say about that, do you think?

[DD1903]

If he brings those mars bars back to the UK he is as bad as that pair in Peru.

[The Boofon]

 

This is my concern.

 

Little Elliot could, in fact, be in the possession of not one but TWO stolen Mars Bars if those pictures are anything to go by.

 

What does Kenyan law have to say about that, do you think?

No idea but he was really taking the piss out of Achmed wearing that "I love NY" tshirt. Talk about having some balls.

[daytripping]

Good story,