Why Are All Men Such Assholes

[Ke1t]

This is the question I see oft repeated by chicks online, and by a couple of failures at life on Facebook in particular.

 

Every fucking day, till I blocked them, it was 'Men are such dicks. I don't need men in my life.' then they go fuck themselves yet another stray guy they've picked up at the bar because they're idiot fucking whores, the guy immediately dumps them when he finds out what inane, vacuous cunts they are, and the cycle of 'Whyyyyyy are all men such assholes' starts all over again.

 

Think about it, you mindless, silly cunt. There's a problem, and the problem is either every single man on the planet... or it's you.

 

Answer... it's you, you thick, brainless cunt.

 

Now while I'd like to explain this to them, it would make family gatherings a bit tense.

 

So I'm telling you instead.

 

 

[Guest milne_afc]

Sounds like one(or more) of the in laws is a bit of a slut.

[reekie_dock]

This is the question I see oft repeated by chicks online, and by a couple of failures at life on Facebook in particular.

 

Every fucking day, till I blocked them, it was 'Men are such dicks. I don't need men in my life.' then they go fuck themselves yet another stray guy they've picked up at the bar because they're idiot fucking whores, the guy immediately dumps them when he finds out what inane, vacuous cunts they are, and the cycle of 'Whyyyyyy are all men such assholes' starts all over again.

 

Think about it, you mindless, silly cunt. There's a problem, and the problem is either every single man on the planet... or it's you.

 

Answer... it's you, you thick, brainless cunt.

 

Now while I'd like to explain this to them, it would make family gatherings a bit tense.

 

So I'm telling you instead.

 

 

A friend oh mine said to me after i was unloading my women problems onto him

 

"If they didna have fuds we wouldna speak to them"

 

Never a true word spoken!!!!

[Ke1t]

Sounds like one(or more) of the in laws is a bit of a slut.

 

One cousin, one neighbour... but it seems common with single females.

[ChutneyLove]

In support of the stupid trouts who are going on about blokes being dicks. A lot of blokes are actually dicks. I can be quite a dick masel when I put my mind to it. It's normally when bleezin' though. I think the problem comes when someone's a nae richter all the time.

[Robbie Winters]

I think deep down they know all men aren't actually arseholes, but coming out with that shite is like a beckoning call to all her pals to flock round, feed her ego and swing from her tits, all lit up like a fucking Christmas tree and plastered all over Facebook.

 

Then within a week they're out getting done up the Rangers end again, then they cycle starts once more.

 

Yipee.

The best terminology I have heard for this in ages although does it mean when you get nothing for ages its an "Aberdeen" ?

[dervish]

A friend oh mine said to me after i was unloading my women problems onto him

 

"If they didna have fuds we wouldna speak to them"

 

Never a true word spoken!!!!

 

Your friend speaks the truth.

 

See another thing they are the queens of double standards. When the bitches cheat it's never "sorry fair play caught me but I just wanted my hole" always "I just went in search of love in other arms and didn't want to hurt you". Worst is they actually believe it! I think that's partly the root of their symptoms they buy their own lies.

[weemackie]

If a bird is single it's normally because they are a complete fucking moron, hence why they get pumped then dumped once the guy spends any sort of time listening to there inane shite.

 

I reckon it' must be a piss piece to get a boyfriend if your a bird so any bird who continuously fails miserably at getting one is clearly a complete bam

[BrianFaePerth]

Lesbians.

[chaos_defrost]

The one's that come out with that are the one's that are desperate to be in a relationship and can't stay single for more than one week. These girls are the easiest to shag, just tell them a few nice things and it's as easy as that to get your hole. The girl's obviously going to think badly of the man when she realises he was using her for sex.

[tup]

Most women are man haters.

[bonzodaddy73]

If your an ex wife.

You're probably a cunt!

[madjockmcferson]

It might be something to do with the lack of equal wages, the lack of women in senior positions, and the hidden (and not so hidden) discrimination that goes on. Just sayin.....

 

Women are weird though...if I feel stressed then a bit of sex helps me out. This doesn't seem to be the case for women, they much prefer to moan and bitch about it.

[Ke1t]

Here's a list, written by some enraged dyke, which basically says all men support rape, as dissected by The Amazing Atheist.

 

Just check out this list o pure hatred towards men. 100 meaningless Kelt points if you don't fall into any of these categories.

 

Oh, and fuck feminism...

 

[The Boofon]

Here's a list, written by some enraged dyke, which basically says all men support rape, as dissected by The Amazing Atheist.

 

Just check out this list o pure hatred towards men. 100 meaningless Kelt points if you don't fall into any of these categories.

 

Oh, and fuck feminism...

 

 

Fucking hell. She looks like the guy out of Mythbusters. No wonder she hates men if she looks like that. What a beard.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

getting done up the Rangers end

Haw haw haw - thats Brilliant!

 

I am definitely going to mention that, the next time I am in the presence of my wifes uncle (a fat, gormless hun - I suppose I could have just said "hun", the fat and gormless is implied)

[StandFree1982]

I think it's down to woman not accepting that as men we act like, by in large, MEN.

 

"Why do all men always do <insert inane man thing to do such as leaving a toilet seat up>"

 

because, my dear, we're men. if ALL fucking men do these things it's probably because it's just what we do. Any that doesn't do these things is more than likely a queer.

 

On the subject of leaving the toilet seat up, why the fuck should we have to lift the thing every time we need a piss? It takes less effort to flick the seat down and let gravity do it's work than it does for us to actually lift the fucker off the seat and into an upright position.

[Ke1t]

I think it's down to woman not accepting that as men we act like, by in large, MEN.

 

"Why do all men always do <insert inane man thing to do such as leaving a toilet seat up>"

 

because, my dear, we're men. if ALL fucking men do these things it's probably because it's just what we do. Any that doesn't do these things is more than likely a queer.

 

On the subject of leaving the toilet seat up, why the fuck should we have to lift the thing every time we need a piss? It takes less effort to flick the seat down and let gravity do it's work than it does for us to actually lift the fucker off the seat and into an upright position.

 

I think you're on the right track regards gender acting in a way dictated by gender.

 

I think the way men and women act around and towards each other has remained the same since we were monkey-people living on the African Plains.

 

As an example, you'll hear a woman say, "I think we need to cut the grass." or "We need to get an oil change in the car." or "We need to climb onto the roof and see if there's storm damage." Meaning, "You cut the grass, get an oil change, then get yourself up on the roof."

 

You can imagine, a million years ago.. "I think we should go get some bananas. We need to build a sort of twig shelter for when it rains. We need to do something about that leopard that's eating people." meaning, "YOU go get bananas, build a hoose, and fight the leopard. I'll wait here and pick beasties oot this other lad's matted fur."

 

For my part I'll fight passive aggression with passive aggression.

 

If she tells me "WE need to clear out the attic, or WE need to fix the toilet, or WE need to paint the ceiling" I'll tell her to get started and I'll be along to give her a hand later.

 

...and how often does a chick run her mouth off at some guy, knowing if the lad gets pissed and comes looking for a fecht it's YOU that's going to have to deal with the situation?

[StandFree1982]

 

I think you're on the right track regards gender acting in a way dictated by gender.

 

I think the way men and women act around and towards each other has remained the same since we were monkey-people living on the African Plains.

 

As an example, you'll hear a woman say, "I think we need to cut the grass." or "We need to get an oil change in the car." or "We need to climb onto the roof and see if there's storm damage." Meaning, "You cut the grass, get an oil change, then get yourself up on the roof."

 

You can imagine, a million years ago.. "I think we should go get some bananas. We need to build a sort of twig shelter for when it rains. We need to do something about that leopard that's eating people." meaning, "YOU go get bananas, build a hoose, and fight the leopard. I'll wait here and pick beasties oot this other lad's matted fur."

 

For my part I'll fight passive aggression with passive aggression.

 

If she tells me "WE need to clear out the attic, or WE need to fix the toilet, or WE need to paint the ceiling" I'll tell her to get started and I'll be along to give her a hand later.

 

...and how often does a chick run her mouth off at some guy, knowing if the lad gets pissed and comes looking for a fecht it's YOU that's going to have to deal with the situation?

I blame Victoria Beckham for attempting to demasculine men to the point that we are expected to accept wearing skirts (not a kilt, a skirt), hair bands and talking in a girly voice. She turned David Beckham into a woman that every woman wants as their man (confused yet?)

 

Since him, we've had an onslaught of TV programs where men are wearing more make up than the women and running around with man bags with small dogs in them and hair that is brushed to the side like some boy band member.

 

Women expect us to be this perfectly shaven, perfectly groomed thing that they themselves have invented. We aren't this thing that your magazines tell you we can become! The outrage when one of their well groomed "men" get's filmed in a fight or cheating on their woman because they didn't expect this MAN to act like a MAN.

[madjockmcferson]

Seems like some of you are frightened of losing your privileged positions. The old boy network is crumbling people. Adapt or die.....or marry a burd thats cleverer than you and earns more than you (my route).

[reekie_dock]

I blame Victoria Beckham for attempting to demasculine men to the point that we are expected to accept wearing skirts (not a kilt, a skirt), hair bands and talking in a girly voice. She turned David Beckham into a woman that every woman wants as their man (confused yet?)

 

Since him, we've had an onslaught of TV programs where men are wearing more make up than the women and running around with man bags with small dogs in them and hair that is brushed to the side like some boy band member.

 

Women expect us to be this perfectly shaven, perfectly groomed thing that they themselves have invented. We aren't this thing that your magazines tell you we can become! The outrage when one of their well groomed "men" get's filmed in a fight or cheating on their woman because they didn't expect this MAN to act like a MAN.

 

Just fat serpents that come away we things like that to convince themselves that laying about getting fat is more manly than getting into shape.....

[BrianFaePerth]

I had one appearing on my FB earlier.

 

'Why are all men dicks?'

 

I'm tempted to say 'well if you hate men so much, lick vag instead'.

 

Fucking sulky beauts.

 

You shouldn't have added The Boof then should you.

[StandFree1982]

Just fat serpents that come away we things like that to convince themselves that laying about getting fat is more manly than getting into shape.....

Sounds like you are one of those Man Bag wearing, One Direction styled hair cut, tight jeans types.

[The Hulk]

I think StandFree1982 is becoming a person of interest for Roid Club nomination.

[StandFree1982]

I think StandFree1982 is becoming a person of interest for Roid Club nomination.

[madjockmcferson]

Man bags are very practical. Whats the problem?

[spamspamspam]

there's one of those feminists banging on about mens mags on my feed the day.

 

telt her she needs a good seeing to.

 

Nae sure she saw the funny side of that one like.

[looksgoodinred]

all men aren't assholes. just as all women aren't bitches. just a few bad apples in each cart.

 

 

On the subject of leaving the toilet seat up, why the fuck should we have to lift the thing every time we need a piss? It takes less effort to flick the seat down and let gravity do it's work than it does for us to actually lift the fucker off the seat and into an upright position.

 

arguably, men and women should be putting the seat and lid down when they're finished, before flushing. so that as you flush, the mist of water that sprays up containing urine and/or shit particulates is not splashed on the seat, floor, your pant legs and feet, or inhaled, unbeknownst to you. both men and women can then pick up the lid/seat of their choice when going to use the toilet. that seems reasonable and fair, no?

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

 

 

On the subject of leaving the toilet seat up, why the fuck should we have to lift the thing every time we need a piss? I

 

 

The doubters were right

[looksgoodinred]

 

 

The doubters were right

 

that was to be Standfree quoted from above but when i deleted the balance of his posting, it removed it. poop.