Halloween

[tup]

I'm going out tonight for this, got the loon a knife, false but looks real, going to a haunted house.

 

Canna wait.

[BrianFaePerth]

I'm going out tonight for this, got the loon a knife, false but looks real, going to a haunted house.

 

 

 

Yer going round Dervish's?

[BrianFaePerth]

Fuck Halloween and all who partake.

[bonzodaddy73]

Cheespipes dungeon is tup?

[Bluto10]

Fuck Halloween and all who partake.

Aye americansed comic pish.

Even as a ten yo I knew everyone looked like pricks when dressed up

[King Street Loon]

If I were in tonight I'd turn all the lights off in the house and pretend no one was in.

 

Halloween is shite.

[zander]

Never done it as a kid so don't see why I should in Adult life.

Leave it for American 10 year olds doesn't belong here.

[tup]

Bunch of wankers, that attitude will get you nowhere.

[spamspamspam]

Halloween, like ahin else, has beenn taken over by shops and Americanised.

 

Surprised a man of your integrity would entertain such a piece of shite.

 

From last Friday to this Saturday coming towns been full of twats wrapped in bandages and tarts dressed as, well, slutty cats.

 

While looking at a tidy young thing dressed as a sltty cat isnt the worst thing in the world I'm baffled when it comes to working out what a slutty cat has to do with Halloween and unless that slutty cat is transgender and fools unsuspecting men into taking it up the arse at 3.30am then Ifail to see whats so scary about said slutty cat.

[tup]

I've little choice but to entertain it spams, I have small children.

 

This haunted house is meant to be scary as fuck.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

This haunted house is meant to be scary as fuck.

 

Where is it? Govan?

 

[amancalledbuck]

doesn't belong here.

Aye it does.

 

It's traditionally Scottish.

[tup]

Just you tell him amancalledbuck.

 

Everyone kens that.

 

Gadgie called Guy Fox invented it.

[tup]

 

Where is it? Govan?

 

No, amazingly enough, it's in Wick.

[Ke1t]

Samhain... it was originally a Scottish/Irish festival.

 

If you want to celebrate it properly, just leave some food out for your dead relatives.

 

As previously mentioned, I think the Yanks have done some good work carrying on the tradition in the form of college chicks dressed like pantomime whores.

 

Of all the nonsensical modern day holidays I reckon American Halloween is the only one worth observing.

 

Happy Halloween, slutties!

 

[tutankamun]

Liking your work there Kelt, although somehow I don't think this is what Tup has in mind for tonight's pagan festivities up in Wick.

 

I don't recall ever 'trick or treating' , was called guising. Or was that to do with Guy Fawlks?

[tup]

Haunted hoose here we come

[dervish]

 

Yer going round Dervish's?

 

I had sweeties for the kids, none took em. Little shits didn't even buy my "come and see my puppy" story. I blame the internet.

 

Pedo jokes aside doesn't seem as popular. I blame the pedos.

[The Boofon]

Party tonight. Got a Halloween disco tomorrow.

 

Halloween is fucking magic and yes it's guising. No trick or treat nonsense.

[reekie_dock]

In house the night and couple oh guisers came to the door ma pal answered the door we a Halloween Mask on the bairns shat there self ,started greetin and took off up the street!!!

 

Ha ha ha fuck off ya wee shits!!!!!!

[tup]

Wisna that scary.

[madjockmcferson]

Dude next door has a smoke machine. One across the road has strobe lights. The effort is A+.

 

It seems the effort, however, people put into their Halloween decorations is inversely proportional to the amount of effort they put into their yard-work the rest of the year.

[reekie_dock]

Wisna that scary.

Well you ran down street we a wet patch on the back oh yer keks!!!!!

 

 

[reekie_dock]

Na didna stay we Boofon gadjee........

 

Nice try though.

[minijc]

Went to halloween horror nights 2 weeks ago in Orlando, now that was quality, not bothered by it here tbh, I'm dressing up the morn as Snow White.

[tup]

Dayts could be one of the seven dwarves.

[BrianFaePerth]

Dayts could be one of the seven dwarves.

 

Who could be Grumpy then?

[minijc]

Funnily enough I was one of the dwarfs at the darts last year, ended up getting lifted.

[360]

Funnily enough I was one of the dwarfs at the darts last year, ended up getting lifted.

hilarious

 

calderwood

 

 

[minijc]

hilarious

 

calderwood

It was, got on the stage at the darts, thrown out, later on in town knocked myself out by walking in to the locked door at tonic, left there was heading to strippers (I think) my mates got in to a scuffle, top night.