daytripping Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 this morning i watched a couple of mannies making heavy work pushing their transit up the wee hill at the top of easter road, the traffic lights were red and the race was on to get into the side. then this heroic lad ran over and joined in the shoving, brand new big mans all round. then i thought that should've been me helping out. I always help people in need, I'm a saint like that, whether that is shovelling snow as I did for an old neighbour I saw struggling last year or stopping to help someone broken down. It's nice to be nice. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I always help people in need, I'm a saint like that, whether that is shovelling snow as I did for an old neighbour I saw struggling last year or stopping to help someone broken down. It's nice to be nice.What about a sandal wearing, leftie, Guardian reading veggie who's pushbike has got a broken basket? Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 What about a sandal wearing, leftie, Guardian reading veggie who's pushbike has got a broken basket? He'd get a punch on the nose, that goes without saying. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Us great thinkers have to ponder these things though tightbreeks. I once was at the junction of Market Street and Union Street and there's a taxi waiting to pull up onto Union Street when the lights change. Long story short some cunt with presumably some historic taxi related grudge comes over and plants one on the driver through his open window and legs it, with the driver in hot pursuit. There's no passengers and obviously no drivers whereupon the taxi starts creeping UPHILL, through the red light into the flow of traffic. Now, there two options. 1. Say to oneself obviously its an automatic left in 'D' you complete mong now fucking get over there and stop it afore it attempts to make it to Markies afore the 5,o clock bell. 2. Consider the physics involved. Think to one self isn't it odd, not to mention gravity defying, that a modern automobile weighing 750kgs minimum should roll UPHILL? What next? A submarine coming in to land at Dyce? Definite pause for thought moment......and then an almighty, admittedly humourous crash of mangled metal. Oh, and Kelt. Have the arguement with Mrs Kelt, then, win or lose, go out and buy the most outrageously excessive snow throweryblowery thing that money can buy. That'll guarantee there's nae sna! Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Not to be pedantic here but I would call it a snow thrower as well. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Just buy a leaf blower Link to comment
REDRUM Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Ive heard theres a few folk on here pretty adept at ´snow-blowing´ Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 snow the rapper. a vanilla ice-alike informer Link to comment
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