Ke1t Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Watching people dressed as cartoon characters parade downtown Detroit, under giant balloons, while people stand transfixed at the magical festival of unrelated shit. "Hey, it's thanksgiving, the time when the Pilgrims broke bread with the native Americans, and peacefully coexisted for a while... let's dress up like cartoon alligators and ride through the streets in a truck that's made to look like a beaver dam. That'll be an appropriate way of celebrating the past." A bunch of family will be coming over to my house later, totally univited, to yell at each other in Farsi and Levantine about who's the bigger son of a dog, and how I shouldn't be drinking in my own house, and that I'm unworthy of an Arabic wife. I'll be starting in at the drink now. Happy Thanksgiving, Scottishers. Link to comment
Scrumpy Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 You love it really.... Link to comment
daytripping Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Tell the wife to ditch the bhurka for an hour, that will really piss off the rest of the mozzies, maybe even let her drive the car. Happy thanksgiving Kelt. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Tell the wife to ditch the bhurka for an hour, that will really piss off the rest of the mozzies, maybe even let her drive the car. Happy thanksgiving Kelt. She could go the whole hog and wear high heels, stockings and sussies, mingee skirt and low cut top and nae bra just to wind up the followers of Alled............Jones . Link to comment
Guest Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 One of my US clients bid me happy thanksgiving. Nae fucking idea what that means but during our e-mail exchange, he said he was soon to be partaking in a whiskey. Knowing that whiskey is not whisky, I asked the brand and he said Woodford Reserve which ain't no whisky I ever heard of. Do they speak Bourbon in what? Say whiskey again. I dare ya. I double dare ya. Link to comment
caledonia Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 One of my US clients bid me happy thanksgiving. Nae fucking idea what that means but during our e-mail exchange, he said he was soon to be partaking in a whiskey. Knowing that whiskey is not whisky, I asked the brand and he said Woodford Reserve which ain't no whisky I ever heard of. Do they speak Bourbon in what? Say whiskey again. I dare ya. I double dare ya.Irish are the same they spell it whiskey as well as the yanks Link to comment
Guest Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Yeah I know. As part of our exchange I tell him I despised Bushmills and Blackbush the most. I did so because I do. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 One of my US clients bid me happy thanksgiving. Nae fucking idea what that means but during our e-mail exchange, he said he was soon to be partaking in a whiskey. Knowing that whiskey is not whisky, I asked the brand and he said Woodford Reserve which ain't no whisky I ever heard of. Do they speak Bourbon in what? Say whiskey again. I dare ya. I double dare ya. Woodford Reserve is quite nice but I am no whisky drinker so I know fuck all. Down from £40 to £22 in Asda just now, bought it for my mates birthday. He offered me a nip from the bottle, it was better than your regular Jack Daniels/Jim Beam bourbon anyway. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Thanksgiving means one thing and one thing only. Survivor Series. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 Well now... Pictionary might seem like a good idea at a family gathering... "It is cloud. There is man on cloud. Man on cloud has sword. Man on cloud has sword and dynamite..... ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!" Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 What are you giving thanks for Kelt? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 Thanksgiving is about giving thanks that the native Americans were gullible fuckers who fed the early settlers rather than letting them starve to death as they probably did at Jamestown, And thanks for then repaying the native Americans by killing pretty much all of them, and those who survived the genocides were sent to live in the deserts, and mountains. Until those mountains were discovered to have gold in them, and the deserts had oil, at which point they were kicked out of the mountains and deserts and sent to live in the swamps., Fuckers better hope we don't find a good use for Swamps, because the next stop for the Indians is the only place worse than a fucking swamp... Detroit. Link to comment
tup Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Thanksgiving is about giving thanks that the native Americans were gullible fuckers who fed the early settlers rather than letting them starve to death as they probably did at Jamestown, And thanks for then repaying the native Americans by killing pretty much all of them, and those who survived the genocides were sent to live in the deserts, and mountains. Until those mountains were discovered to have gold in them, and the deserts had oil, at which point they were kicked out of the mountains and deserts and sent to live in the swamps., Fuckers better hope we don't find a good use for Swamps, because the next stop for the Indians is the only place worse than a fucking swamp... Detroit. You sure that's not Ibrox? Link to comment
Guest Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 You sure that's not Ibrox? Welcome back to the forum. Did the mod you asked to be hung, drawn and quartered indeed get h, d and q'ed? Or did you realise you were being a bit of a tit? I could have said precious drama queen but I like telling it how it is. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Thanksgiving means one thing and one thing only. Survivor Series. it was shite . Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Thanksgiving is about giving thanks that the native Americans were gullible fuckers who fed the early settlers rather than letting them starve to death as they probably did at Jamestown, And thanks for then repaying the native Americans by killing pretty much all of them, and those who survived the genocides were sent to live in the deserts, and mountains. Until those mountains were discovered to have gold in them, and the deserts had oil, at which point they were kicked out of the mountains and deserts and sent to live in the swamps., Fuckers better hope we don't find a good use for Swamps, because the next stop for the Indians is the only place worse than a fucking swamp... Detroit. Looks like Liverpool . Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 I see these Americanisms are catching on over here. I believe this is Black Friday????????? I didn't know such a thing existed Asda, being the British Walmart had a huge sale today as they seemingly do in the U.S. 7 people were killed in the crush and others were almost kicked to death, such was the mad scramble to get 3.50 off the normal price of a TV. Preposterous 'MUUUUUUHRICA!!!! Link to comment
Jigot Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Happy Holidays Ke1t. Were the Redskins playin the Cowboys yesterday dae they no play each other every Ta giein'? Link to comment
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