wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/inverness/251120-caretaker-boss-expects-imminent-appointment-at-inverness/Holy feck big portions in InvernessLooks like Fat Bastard from Austin powers Link to comment
Byrne Baby Byrne Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Wow!!!! He doesn't just look like him - he might actually BE him!! Hahahaha Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Looks like Fat Bastard from Austin powers He does as well! Ah ate a baby! Link to comment
Tord31 Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Still an absolute hero of a player Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 The elastic on his joggers must be under incredible strain there. Still the last good striker we've had though. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 The man's a legend, and as deadly a penalty box striker as we've had in all the years I've been following the Dons. The man deserves his pies, if pies is what he wants. I'll buy him a fucking pie... I'll buy him one dozen assorted pies from the baker/chipper of his choice if he wants. Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Fucking right....he earned those pies. The man's a legend, and as deadly a penalty box striker as we've had in all the years I've been following the Dons. The man deserves his pies, if pies is what he wants. I'll buy him a fucking pie... I'll buy him one dozen assorted pies from the baker/chipper of his choice if he wants. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Was in a tent in Bordeaux during the World Cup in '98, standing at the bar table next to us was Duncan Shearer and a couple of his mates. Bought them a beer - even though I think they politely refused initially. Was your standard Scotland fans away fayre, with songs going all night. Started singing a Dons song by mistake and thought "Shit, wrong place." Didn't matter - everyone joined in, the tent was 90% plus Aberdeen fans. That was it - rest of the night was Dons songs. Anyone else from here that was there - I was the pissed bloke with long hair swinging 30 feet up from the structure. Link to comment
a don in oz Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Was in a tent in Bordeaux during the World Cup in '98, standing at the bar table next to us was Duncan Shearer and a couple of his mates. Bought them a beer - even though I think they politely refused initially. Was your standard Scotland fans away fayre, with songs going all night. Started singing a Dons song by mistake and thought "Shit, wrong place." Didn't matter - everyone joined in, the tent was 90% plus Aberdeen fans. That was it - rest of the night was Dons songs. Anyone else from here that was there - I was the pissed bloke with long hair swinging 30 feet up from the structure. That would have boring as shit...a whole night singing "Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen" or "Stand Free" Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Or if anyone has been anywhere in the world in the last 30 years Chutney has been the pissed bloke with long hair singing inappropriate Dons songs. I don't believe you've ever thought "shit, wrong place"!!!!You read me like a book, 'pipes. I was more likely trying to get a rise out of non-Dons Scotland fans. It was the clean version I was recalling here. If the truth be known, the night landed up with me standing on a traffic light having a piss - but I was putting on the "ChutneyLove, excellent Scotland ambassador" story. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 That would have boring as shit...a whole night singing "Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen" or "Stand Free" Au contraire my backpacker-murdering associate, there is an extensive catalogue of Dons songs that rears its head on occasion, especially on foreign trips. Link to comment
a don in oz Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Now hold on just a minute. Are you referring to me as a Falconio type murderer or a Wolf Creek type one? This is important. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Falconio has never been found; no body = no murder in my book. So yeah, you're the Wolf Creek type. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Falconio has never been found; no body = no murder in my book. So yeah, you're the Wolf Creek type.Correct. Nat Fraser is innocent. Link to comment
Ron1903 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Just noticed he has an autobiogrpahy, anyone read it - worth a read? Link to comment
Henry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Just noticed he has an autobiogrpahy, anyone read it - worth a read? No. Read it and Pele Paterson's back to back. Pele's is far better. Link to comment
Ron1903 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 No. Read it and Pele Paterson's back to back. Pele's is far better. cheers will give it a miss then!Cant be much worse than Dean Windass' tho. "today i played football, it was good. tomorrow is training, it is boring"! Link to comment
Henry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I likely have a copy lying around if anyone would like it. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Cant be much worse than Dean Windass' tho. "today i played football, it was good. tomorrow is training, it is boring"! Windass sounds as though he makes Pippa Middleton look like Dostoyevsky Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 He would still be more mobile than Zola Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Do yeez mind Shearers debut for us? Think it was 3-0 win at home, (first day of the season), versus Hibs? He got two (both taps ins) and Booth the other (cracking curling effort). First time we ever saw his trademark celebration. A great player for us, but he certainly looks like hes wearing a fat suit in the link. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 Which ever one keeps the victims penises as trophies. You're thinking of LGIR. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 He would still be more mobile than Zola Was thinking the same.He'd probably still be more deserving of a game for us. Link to comment
a don in oz Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 You're thinking of LGIR. Wow. You're a braver man than I. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 5, 2013 Share Posted December 5, 2013 He would still be more mobile than Zola (I shouldnt laugh - I am overweight and turn like a bus lol) Link to comment
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