Big Duncan Shearer

[wee jock poo-pong mcplop]

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/inverness/251120-caretaker-boss-expects-imminent-appointment-at-inverness/

Holy feck big portions in Inverness

Looks like Fat Bastard from Austin powers

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Wow!!!! He doesn't just look like him - he might actually BE him!! Hahahaha

[barassie_afc]

Fat jaikie cunt

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Looks like Fat Bastard from Austin powers

 

He does as well!

 

Ah ate a baby!

[fine-n-dandy]

Sumo

[Tord31]

Still an absolute hero of a player

[tup]

What a fat cunt.

[King Street Loon]

The elastic on his joggers must be under incredible strain there.

 

Still the last good striker we've had though.

[Ke1t]

The man's a legend, and as deadly a penalty box striker as we've had in all the years I've been following the Dons.

 

The man deserves his pies, if pies is what he wants.

 

I'll buy him a fucking pie... I'll buy him one dozen assorted pies from the baker/chipper of his choice if he wants.

 

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Fucking right....he earned those pies.

The man's a legend, and as deadly a penalty box striker as we've had in all the years I've been following the Dons.

 

The man deserves his pies, if pies is what he wants.

 

I'll buy him a fucking pie... I'll buy him one dozen assorted pies from the baker/chipper of his choice if he wants.

 

[ChutneyLove]

Was in a tent in Bordeaux during the World Cup in '98, standing at the bar table next to us was Duncan Shearer and a couple of his mates. Bought them a beer - even though I think they politely refused initially. Was your standard Scotland fans away fayre, with songs going all night. Started singing a Dons song by mistake and thought "Shit, wrong place." Didn't matter - everyone joined in, the tent was 90% plus Aberdeen fans. That was it - rest of the night was Dons songs. Anyone else from here that was there - I was the pissed bloke with long hair swinging 30 feet up from the structure.

[a don in oz]

Was in a tent in Bordeaux during the World Cup in '98, standing at the bar table next to us was Duncan Shearer and a couple of his mates. Bought them a beer - even though I think they politely refused initially. Was your standard Scotland fans away fayre, with songs going all night. Started singing a Dons song by mistake and thought "Shit, wrong place." Didn't matter - everyone joined in, the tent was 90% plus Aberdeen fans. That was it - rest of the night was Dons songs. Anyone else from here that was there - I was the pissed bloke with long hair swinging 30 feet up from the structure.

 

That would have boring as shit...a whole night singing "Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen" or "Stand Free"

 

[ChutneyLove]

Or if anyone has been anywhere in the world in the last 30 years Chutney has been the pissed bloke with long hair singing inappropriate Dons songs.

 

I don't believe you've ever thought "shit, wrong place"!!!!

You read me like a book, 'pipes. I was more likely trying to get a rise out of non-Dons Scotland fans. It was the clean version I was recalling here. If the truth be known, the night landed up with me standing on a traffic light having a piss - but I was putting on the "ChutneyLove, excellent Scotland ambassador" story.

[ChutneyLove]

 

That would have boring as shit...a whole night singing "Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen" or "Stand Free"

 

Au contraire my backpacker-murdering associate, there is an extensive catalogue of Dons songs that rears its head on occasion, especially on foreign trips.

[a don in oz]

Now hold on just a minute. Are you referring to me as a Falconio type murderer or a Wolf Creek type one? This is important.

[ChutneyLove]

Falconio has never been found; no body = no murder in my book. So yeah, you're the Wolf Creek type.

[The Boofon]

Falconio has never been found; no body = no murder in my book. So yeah, you're the Wolf Creek type.

Correct. Nat Fraser is innocent.

[Ron1903]

Just noticed he has an autobiogrpahy, anyone read it - worth a read?

[Henry]

Just noticed he has an autobiogrpahy, anyone read it - worth a read?

 

No.

 

Read it and Pele Paterson's back to back.

 

Pele's is far better.

[Ron1903]

 

No.

 

Read it and Pele Paterson's back to back.

 

Pele's is far better.

 

cheers will give it a miss then!

Cant be much worse than Dean Windass' tho. "today i played football, it was good. tomorrow is training, it is boring"!

[Henry]

I likely have a copy lying around if anyone would like it.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Cant be much worse than Dean Windass' tho. "today i played football, it was good. tomorrow is training, it is boring"!

 

Windass sounds as though he makes Pippa Middleton look like Dostoyevsky

[StandFree1982]

He would still be more mobile than Zola

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Do yeez mind Shearers debut for us?

 

Think it was 3-0 win at home, (first day of the season), versus Hibs? He got two (both taps ins) and Booth the other (cracking curling effort).

 

First time we ever saw his trademark celebration.

 

A great player for us, but he certainly looks like hes wearing a fat suit in the link.

[Ke1t]

Which ever one keeps the victims penises as trophies.

 

You're thinking of LGIR.

[fine-n-dandy]

He would still be more mobile than Zola

 

Was thinking the same.

He'd probably still be more deserving of a game for us.

[a don in oz]

 

You're thinking of LGIR.

 

Wow. You're a braver man than I.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

He would still be more mobile than Zola

 

(I shouldnt laugh - I am overweight and turn like a bus lol)