Ladies & Gentleman, Welcome, To The Melvo Show.

[Melvo]

Hi,

 

Opened a topic to introduce myself to all you Top Reds out there as the newest member on this forum. I was introduced to this forum through a mutual friend in 360 who thinks you're all a bunch of top lads - apart from AlbaDon whom he says is a bigoted racist scumbag.

 

A little bit about myself:

 

I am filthy rich - earn around £325,000 per month which pays the bills and then some. I run a tipping service for some high rollers I'm close too and if you're lucky I may post the odd tip on here and spread the wealth through the AFC community.

 

I am a playa - As a fringe world-class pick up artist I have a constant stream of wet bitches cumming in the crib daily. These experiences often leave me with far more fascinating stories to tell than the average muggle like yourself, and once again, if you're lucky I may share some of my experiences with you.

 

I lead a preposterous life - I have no limits and as such I live a life of excess. Muggles like yourself can't begin to comprehend how much better my life is than yours, however I will help you with the occasional update.

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

[spamspamspam]

All I read is

 

Melvo has a small cock and has to compensate with exaggerated stories of filthy, weemin and tonka toys.

 

Welcome to the forum cumbucket.

[Bluto10]

I'm a high achiever so we will get on fine Melvs

Ill plug not into the social p give you the heads up on those worth networking with

[Melvo]

Bluto, you're a good lad. Thanks for the support. Who's this "SpamSpamSpam" guy? I'm guessing he's the village idiot?

 

I'll just rise above it. At the end of the day, I give my 6 year-old child more pocket money in a week than he will earn in a lifetime.

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

[Robbie Winters]

Sorry Melvo, the majority of us lads are big in the oil and gas so quoting figures like 325k does not cut the ice.

As for being a playa, well take your time to read some threads, especially Cheesepipes, now there is a PLAYA

 

Middlesbrough, hhmmm

[Dynamo]

#topbants

[Melvo]

the majority of us lads are big in the oil and gas so quoting figures like 325k does not cut the ice.

 

You say that Robbie, however your photo just screams out council estate scruff.

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

[Tyrant]

I wish I was Melvo.

[Melvo]

This would have been funny when internet was first invented.

 

It had it's time.

 

Scarface, Crip Tank...all better than yourself as far as I can see thus far.

 

They are REAL homies.

 

Hi Roberto, I see you are questioning the legitimacy of my boundless wealth and extravagant lifestyle and you're right to do so with such little evidence. However, over time I'm sure you'll come to the realisation that I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

[Robbie Winters]

 

You say that Robbie, however your photo just screams out council estate scruff.

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

Sorry but that was a private house built out of oil wealth in the mid 70's. Maybe it reminded you of your own surroundings

[Bluto10]

 

See this post also for a proper REAL manny.

 

'I have moneys'.

 

I'm big in ile, so weesht.

Youre big in dreadful clothes min. That's all youre big in

[Melvo]

Sorry but that was a private house built out of oil wealth in the mid 70's. Maybe it reminded you of your own surroundings

Great reply Robbie - the classic "I know you are but what am I?" with a minor spin... Maybe with your "superior" wealth you could buy yourself an education?

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

[Robbie Winters]

Great reply Robbie - the classic "I know you are but what am I?" with a minor spin... Maybe with your "superior" wealth you could by yourself an education?

 

As you will come to understand - I am Melvo, the man you wish you were.

I presume you mean buy an education ?

[Bluto10]

Id run rings round you min

[Tommy]

Great reply Robbie - the classic "I know you are but what am I?" with a minor spin... Maybe with your "superior" wealth you could by yourself an education?

 

Indeed.

[Melvo]

I presume you mean buy an education ?

Simple typo by my assistant there. Bitch is on her final worning now.

[Melvo]

Simple typo by my assistant there. Bitch is on her final worning now.

That's it, she's sacked now.

[looksgoodinred]

Simple typo by my assistant there. Bitch is on her final worning now.

 

You acted too quickly on that front. Maybe you should have given her another warning.

 

Welcome to the Hat, Melvo.

[spamspamspam]

All that money....

 

Shame you cant buy good banter.

[Bluto10]

Melvs

 

Ignore the haters.

 

There spelling monkeys don't even have a o grade between them.

 

Xmas leavers

[Bluto10]

A plus one?

Fuckin hell min Bertoid someones after your handsome ass today like

[bonzodaddy73]

Welcome aboard Melvo, ya nutjob...

[Tommy]

Welcome aboard Melvo, ya nutjob...

You've never met him and managed to form that opinion already ?

[bonzodaddy73]

You've never met him and managed to form that opinion already ?

Going with my internet gut feeling Tommy.

[dave_min]

 

melvo has been synonymous with unparalleled expertise in the production and marketing of shoe care products for decades.

 

 

 

Sound.

 

Middlesborough is a shithole.

[360]

 

 

 

 

Middlesborough is a shithole.

 

Where's that?

[dave_min]

South of the River Dee.

[360]

You could just admit you made a spelling mistake, kid. :cool:

 

It's not a big deal, just learn from and move on with your head held high.

[dave_min]

In the list of things I care about the correct spelling of towns between Newcastle and Leeds is pretty low down.

[The Boofon]

In the list of things I care about the correct spelling of towns between Newcastle and Leeds is pretty low down.

It's only and between Newcastle and Leeds. No towns there at all Dave min min.