Tattoed Fuckwit Beats Up Other Tattoed Fuckwit

[daytripping]

 

Books?

 

Actually +1 k, I chuckled.

[daytripping]

 

Lizard Lick Towing.

 

I don't know what that is so must be missing out, sounds cool.

[daytripping]

 

Multiple scenes per movie, several movies per month......... Makes my wages look pretty shit anyway.

 

Shes only early 20s and yet apparently feels able to retire shortly, being financially sound for life.

 

I dont think pornography is a good choice for women, not in the slightest, but I can see the appeal of it for them, as if they become a "name" then they do make a real fortune out of it. She is a "name" alright, as her 'branch' employment shows, coverage in tatttoo magazines, personal appearances etc.

 

Of course, for every "name" in pornography there must be a 10,000 exploited, damaged (mentally and physically),used and abused women in the porn industry. Which its why is such an ugly, uncouth 'industry', which we would be well rid of.

 

PS - are not "tattoo magazines" the most strange magazines ever? I mean, WTF? I think its just a cover for soft porn.

 

I always wonder how those who end up in animal porn got there, must have been a slippery slope, don't think that would be level entry stuff, just fucked up. Wonder if they still have to apply and audition for say shagging a horse or dog.

 

When I say always wonder it isn't constantly in my mind, I've maybe thought it once or twice in my life, just so you know I'm nae perverted.

[daytripping]

With all the free porn on the go I'm actually surprised there's still a market for these full length porn films, can't say I've ever watched one from start to finish, I thought the long storyline stuff was pretty dead but reading about her it seems to be alive and well.

 

Anyone here actually buy them??

[dave_min]

 

I don't know what that is so must be missing out, sounds cool.

 

It's like Storage Wars, but with trucks.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

I always wonder how those who end up in animal porn got there, must have been a slippery slope, don't think that would be level entry stuff, just fucked up. Wonder if they still have to apply and audition for say shagging a horse or dog.

 

When I say always wonder it isn't constantly in my mind, I've maybe thought it once or twice in my life, just so you know I'm nae perverted.

 

I too "always wonder" (ie once or twice) how they advertise for folk to star in such off-the-wall movies.

 

Are there adverts like "Wanted: Women to suck horse genitals" or "Wanted: folk to be shat on" or whatever.

 

It probably doesn't bear thinking about to be honest.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

Anyone here actually buy them??

 

I agree its amazing that pornographers can still actually make money, given the effect of the interweb.

 

It must be down to fanboys following the latest "name" the industry has created.

 

For myself, "if you've seen one decent pair of tits, you've seen them all".

 

I think we should ban hardcore pornography - imagine how much better, wonderful and exciting actual sex would be, if people weren't already desensitised to the artificial reality of the circus / freak-show of pornography. Imagine how amazing it would be, to experiences a womans body for the first time when you first made love to your wife.

 

Our Grandfathers generation did it right methinks.

[spamspamspam]

 

I always wonder how those who end up in animal porn got there

 

Always?

 

OK

 

[spamspamspam]

With all the free porn on the go I'm actually surprised there's still a market for these full length porn films,

 

Its my mates dad that owns the sex shops in Aberdeen. He says he makes most of his money from the DVD's.

[Ke1t]

 

For myself, "if you've seen one decent pair of tits, you've seen them all".

 

 

I'm going to disagree on that.

 

Find a more perfect set than Sammy Braddy. I double dare you, motherfucker.

[Dandyesque]

 

I too "always wonder" (ie once or twice) how they advertise for folk to star in such off-the-wall movies.

 

Are there adverts like "Wanted: Women to suck horse genitals" or "Wanted: folk to be shat on" or whatever.

 

It probably doesn't bear thinking about to be honest.

 

Crack and Herion addiction would be my best guess

[spamspamspam]

 

 

 

 

I'm going to disagree on that.

 

Find a more perfect set than Sammy Braddy. I double dare you, motherfucker.

 

 

 

I see your Sammy Braddy and raise you Krystal Boyd

[Ke1t]

 

 

I see your Sammy Braddy and raise you Krystal Boyd

 

 

 

Ye scamp.

[dave_min]

Very disappointed at when I googled this 'Krystal' quine that she isn't at least a Tranny.

 

Have yourself a -1 spam(x3).

[Ke1t]

Very disappointed at when I googled this 'Krystal' quine that she isn't at least a Tranny.

 

Have yourself a -1 spam(x3).

 

First thing that struck me was that she doesn't have any titties, let alone titties of the perfection of Sammy's.

 

I did see a picture of a lad with his digit up Krystal's arsehole, though, so she certainly has talents in other areas.

 

Not a fan of flat-chested chicks, personally. If I wanted to shag 12 year old boys I'd get a job at the BBC.

[lukas989]

 

I too "always wonder" (ie once or twice) how they advertise for folk to star in such off-the-wall movies.

 

Are there adverts like "Wanted: Women to suck horse genitals" or "Wanted: folk to be shat on" or whatever.

 

It probably doesn't bear thinking about to be honest.

 

The truth alas, is that the actors themselves approach porn directors with the concept themselves; i.e. they get on the blower, and say something akin to 'Hi famous porn director - I would happily slug back a pint of donkey cum, after jerking the unfortunate beach transport to orgasm. Fancy filming me?'.

[Ke1t]

I would suggest The Dark Side of Porn: The Real Animal Farm to get a handle on one young lady's journey into sucking horse-cock.

 

The extremely attractive Bodil Joensen is featured in this documentary, explaining why she fucked pigs and sucked off dogs and horses for our entertainment.

 

She's dead now, of course. Presumably her life of abuse and fucking domestic animals presumably not being the glamorous lifestyle it would appear to be.

 

[elephantstone78]

Is the film still a critique on communism ?

 

To CS ban hard core porn. Are you mad good sir?

Saves lots of men from having affairs. It should be applauded for being like a marriage guidance counsellor that you can wank over.

 

I like tattooed ladies. They are generally dirty.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

The War Machine has been snared. But nae by Dog.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2726316/US-marshals-capture-MMA-fighter-Jon-Koppenhaver-stabbed-girlfriend-ruptured-liver-horrific-assault.html

[The Cockney Don]

 

Its my mates dad that owns the sex shops in Aberdeen. He says he makes most of his money from the DVD's.

Is the one by the Pitt Bar still going .

[spamspamspam]

Is the one by the Pitt Bar still going .

 

na he got shut down, didnt have the right licenses. That was all over the local rags, he worked for the council but was off on long term sick on pay while sitting in that shop selling DVD's at 50 quid a pop without the right licenses. Got well hammered for it.

 

Its QT and WHSPR (I think the 2nd ones called something like that, whisper but nae) that he has. George St and Bridge St.

[The Boofon]

 

na he got shut down, didnt have the right licenses. That was all over the local rags, he worked for the council but was off on long term sick on pay while sitting in that shop selling DVD's at 50 quid a pop without the right licenses. Got well hammered for it.

 

Its QT and WHSPR (I think the 2nd ones called something like that, whisper but nae) that he has. George St and Bridge St.

The one on Bridge Street looks like it's been closed for a while Spam. Drove past it the other week (quickly) and it had a smashed window and looked abandoned.

[spamspamspam]

The one on Bridge Street looks like it's been closed for a while Spam. Drove past it the other week (quickly) and it had a smashed window and looked abandoned.

 

Mate doesnt really speak about them much anymore.

He was made to work in the George St one for a couple of years and hates it with a passion.

Wouldnt surprise me though. The rise of Anne Summers and sex toys and porn being a lot more acceptable these days means the dirty wee shop aint really needed no more.

[dave_min]

The one on Bridge Street is still open.

 

Or was yesterday anyway.

 

Most of the stuff is far too mainstream for my liking though.

[The Boofon]

The one on Bridge Street is still open.

 

Or was yesterday anyway.

 

Most of the stuff is far too mainstream for my liking though.

Maybe it had been been broken into on the day I was after a big black strap on drove past.

[dave_min]

How many inches you looking for? I could maybe help you out. I drive past it most days.

[Henry]

 

Imagine how amazing it would be, to experiences a womans body for the first time when you first made love to your wife.

 

 

Did you stick to the no sex before marriage thing CS?

[Bluto10]

Harcus Do you stick to the no sex thing period?

[spamspamspam]

next time put down a towel

[dave_min]

Or use her bed, not yours.