Over 4,000 Members

[ChutneyLove]

Did the 4,000th member get a club shop trolley dash?

 

Things we could all do:

Fill the Mainer.

Each chip in 40 quid and buy Graeme Shinnie.

Do a flash-mob on the Broad Hill.

Outnumber the home fans at most of the grounds we'll visit this year.

 

Any other suggestion for us, 4,000 others?

 

[Dynamo]

Jesus could feed us all and still have some left over.

[Bluto10]

A game of 2,000 a side?

[dave_min]

We should invade Luxembourg,

[Bluto10]

I like a challenge

[Bluto10]

[StandFree1982]

You could complete a job which takes 4000 man hours in around an hour.

[The Boofon]

You could complete a job which takes 4000 man hours in around an hour.

Exactly an hour surely?

[StandFree1982]

Exactly an hour surely?

How often are estimates ever correct? There will be a 15 minute tea break somewhere in the hour as well.

[The Boofon]

I'd need some OT for all the incident reports to write up.

[reekie_dock]

How often are estimates ever correct? There will be a 15 minute tea break somewhere in the hour as well.

 

 

Settle down ya slave driver I work the 30-40 mins tea breaks

[Bobby Connor]

Most of those 4 thousand will be stoney and Roberto.

[Bluto10]

Ah stoney, the joker in the pack.

 

Experienced forum poster and lawn bowls aficionado.

[tommo1903]

4,000 Members sounds like Harcus's Christmas wish list

[Robbie Winters]

4000MWTM

 

I'll start

 

1MWTM

[daytripping]

I'd need some OT for all the incident reports to write up.

 

Did you hear about the one at my work, lorry driver decides to climb on the back of his motor just as a huge pipe was coming off, it fell off the forklift toes as he was half on, half off the trailer, pipe fell on him, made a fair mess of him, open leg fractures, punctured lung, guy was lucky to be alive but will never work again.

 

Heard the story was doing the rounds at the safety meetings around town. Was like a wet dream for our safety mannie.

[daytripping]

4000MWTM

 

I'll start

 

1MWTM

 

2MWTM, 1man and his dog spot WTMAM.

[StandFree1982]

 

 

Settle down ya slave driver I work the 30-40 mins tea breaks

You'll get the legal minimum, or you can fuck off back to your own country ye hoor.

[The Boofon]

3MWTM, WTMAM, 3M, 2M 1M and his dog spot WTMAM.

 

Are we singing Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen after 2000 Men?

 

The alternative Ricksen song is a good laugh as well although as you work backwards we better nae start at 2000.

 

Let's do 30.

 

30 days left to live,

Left to live for Ricksen............

[Bobby Connor]

Can we just cut to the ABERDEEN, ABERDEEN bit?

[zander]

Exactly an hour surely?

Are we allowing for sim ops,TOFS etc in all of this?

 

 

[Bobby Connor]

Brutal! Funny thing about Aberdeen fans is how honest their humour is but that is pretty dark even by my own standards.

[Bluto10]

Aye Bobby min its OFesque.

[Guest milne_afc]

3MWTM, WTMAM, 3M, 2M 1M and his dog spot WTMAM.

 

Are we singing Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Aberdeen after 2000 Men?

 

The alternative Ricksen song is a good laugh as well although as you work backwards we better nae start at 2000.

 

Let's do 30.

 

30 days left to live,

Left to live for Ricksen............

 

I've got a photo of what must be a very unimpressed reaction to this song in Groningen.

 

Fills me with joy.

[Bluto10]

and you with your face in a tub of bitterballen and chips

[Stoney]

I only had 3 names on here.

 

the original AFCHAT is is a different story though........ OOFT

[Bluto10]

Face full of legal highs and a marijuana chaser.

Legal highs

[tommo1903]

If you pass out after a few beers I'd love to see the shape of you after a double dunt of Benzo Fury.

 

"If people die, give it a try" - Bad Mobby's finest work.

[Poodler]

If you pass out after a few beers I'd love to see the shape of you after a double dunt of Benzo Fury.

[emoji23] cerebral palsy mode activated

[Poodler]

 

30 days left to live, his names Fernando Ricksen.

 

29 days left to live

Left to live for Ricksen...

Look forward to whipping this out on the next away trip. Hopefully I'll be on a bus with some of the #donsfamily.