Stag Do Locations

[rumpus]

 

Just the 11 hour drive.

 

Vienna is right next to Bratislava.

 

 

 

I like this.

 

 

Bluto the self promoting Worldly wise guru being found out for talking absolute bollocks.

[dave_min]

I'm heading to Hamburg tomorrow.

 

Hamburg is 14 hours drive from Minsk.

[minijc]

Know a guy that works in Brno, he loves it there, says it's great

[daytripping]

Krakow is really good, friendly locals as well, especially the gypsy musical community.

 

If you get bored with their banter Auschwitz is just down the road.

[dave_min]

I'm heading to Krakow next month.

 

Krakow is only 17 hours drive from Moscow.

[rumpus]

I was on a stag do last year in Blackpool.

 

 

Only a 3 minute drive from New Pitsligo.

[redmadkebab]

Doesn't really matter DF, all semi decent cities have good boozers.

 

And don't waste valuable time doing wacky stag 'activities' like go kartibg or shooting an AK.

 

I saw you'd posted in here and was wondering if your advice was to not have one like you did.

 

Still to this day you've nae told us why you never had a stag do min

 

Mine? Went to Berlin for 3 nights, ace city. Aberdeen to Luton then onto Berlin on Easyjet so cheap to get to.

[daytripping]

Stag activities would be my idea of hell, so would wearing a zany tee, just turn and get pissed, the days will take care of themselves.

[Henry]

No stag do = no mates.

 

Or the wife put the foot down.

 

Either way, fucking pathetic.

[Don Fonte]

I think no stag do definitely equals the missus putting the foot down, agreed on the pathetic call.

 

I had a mate who talked about his stag do for months, was gonna be Vegas, then Europe somewhere, then Manchester, then Edinburgh. Eventually ended up being a night out in Inverness where he stayed. Shittest stag ever.

[Bluto10]

 

I saw you'd posted in here and was wondering if your advice was to not have one like you did.

 

Still to this day you've nae told us why you never had a stag do min

 

Mine? Went to Berlin for 3 nights, ace city. Aberdeen to Luton then onto Berlin on Easyjet so cheap to get to.

Ah kebab min you're a right tease.

 

You know I had mine the night before. You planned it

 

Now speakin of Berlin; how radio rental was that. All thanks to moi.

[Bluto10]

 

 

 

I like this.

 

 

Bluto the self promoting Worldly wise guru being found out for talking absolute bollocks.

You took it literally.

 

I meant culturally.

 

Even geographically its nae that far away.

 

 

Bluto one step ahead since 1979

[Henry]

Now speakin of Berlin; how radio rental was that. All thanks to moi.

 

What did the rest of the gang do after tucking you up at 7pm?

[rumpus]

 

What did the rest of the gang do after tucking you up at 7pm?

 

 

They probably drew a spurting penis and balls and wrote 'I love cock' on the pathetic fuckers forehead...

[rumpus]

I'd have shaved the cunt's hair and and eyebrows off and wanked off up his nostrils.

[Henry]

"Don't worry lads, that wanker will be blootered by early evening, we can give the EPL chat a rest then and start to have fun. Who invited him anyway?"

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Bluto - I never had a stag do either, don't let the bastards grind you down

[Henry]

Which was it for you CS? No mates or unreasonable wife?

 

Or obscure Catholic doctrine forbidding stag nights?

[looksgoodinred]

I pissed in a Berlin Wank booth on my stagger while pretending to masturbate.

 

why pretend?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Which was it for you CS? No mates or unreasonable wife?

 

Or obscure Catholic doctrine forbidding stag nights?

 

All three! haha!

 

I just had no real interest tbh, I think stag and hen nights are outmoded. Some people already spent a lot of money to travel to our wedding and buy a gift, it can be unfair to ask them to shell out even more money.

 

Also, I didn't want anything to overshadow, or detract from, the wedding itself, which was a very big deal for me (sacramental marriage).

 

I wanted everyone to see the wedding day as the "big deal", the pinnacle, I didn't want them to view it as the boring bit after the stag night.

 

I didnt really see the point of a stag do anyway. Until I got married I would often go on booze/doobie ridden trips with my mates anyway. I still shall, as the fancy takes me - talking about amsterdam in december - so the stag was redundant in a sense.

 

To be honest I don't really like the stereotypical image / activities of the stag do either, although I know they are all different.

 

Another factor was the fact that I despise hen nights with every particle of my soul, so there was no way I was tolerating one of those.

 

While I trust my partner implicitly, I am far from impressed by the typical standard of behaviour / activity on hen nights (in my own direct experience - and also knowledge of how individuals, who may have been present at this hen night, had behaved on their own).

 

And so I decided to ban any such event, using my masculine authoritaaah. And of course, I could hardly be a hypocrite and demand no hen, while having a stag. (the wife had a benign spa trip instead).

 

A few people were disappointed at no such events being included - some of my mates still moan about it, at times. This has yet to register on my give-a-fuck-ometer.

 

Ultimately the wedding was very important to me and I didnt want it sullied or overshadowed. I didn't want to feel i was standing at the altar while people were giggling about XYZ that had happened at the stag / hen night. I take this stuff seriously!

 

Our reception was a really brilliant night, so its a shame to think that people aren't satisfied with that as a party / knees up.

[The Boofon]

At my wedding instead of a toast drink at the speeches everyone took an ecto.

[Henry]

It was Buckfast at Clydeside's do.

[Ke1t]

Back in the day I had the pleasure of escorting young ladies to gigs where they'd strip naked and shove a selection of toys, fists, and household appliances up their chuffs for the pleasure of a groom-to-be and his pissed up mates. As a result I've probably attended more stag parties than most, even if only on a purely professional basis, so I can offer up some suggestions based on what I've seen.

 

You could all dress up as Elvis, play the hits of Elvis, then watch a stripper fingerfuck herself to Rock-A-Hula...

 

You could hire a hunting lodge near Tomintoul in the dead of winter, and have a chick dressed as a police officer passed around for laughs before the groom fucks her on a table for a few bob extra.

 

You could hire what is essentially a garden shed in Peterheid, cram twenty of your mates into it, then pick a fight with the handsome lad who brought the stripper, but be too pissed up to land a single punch before your mates cart you off to wise up.

 

or, and this is my favourite... you could hire a stripper to come clean your house while she's dressed as a French Maid, you being the only person in attendance at your party, and you could start furiously rubbing your cock through your manky jeans as she dusts the mantlepiece.

[Bluto10]

Bluto - I never had a stag do either, don't let the bastards grind you down

I did CS min.

Except when RMK was refusing bourbon chasers and getting picked up by his mum after two pints the night before his wedding I was having a mash up.

[Don Fonte]

CS - all I got from that is you didn't want your wife to be having a hen do so sacrificed your stag do for it. Do you not trust your wife enough to put a stop to any such behaviour if she wanted no part?

 

Anyway, stags are great fun and it's probably the last chance to have all of your mates away on a trip together at the same time. Since my stag I'd say there's not even been a night out where more than half the people who were on my stag were there.

 

Pipes/Kelt - good stories. This thread could take a new direction and everyone contributes their worst/best stag do stories. Although some may cross over into the deviant thread I guess.

[Bluto10]

Out of all my mates who are married I'd say most got boozy on weddings eve.

Apart from rmk.

 

 

Its old school; and only for real men

[jassb]

I'm at the stage where stag do's are few and far between. Now we just call them weekends away. Doesn't matter where. Cheap hotels and boozers is all we need.

[redmadkebab]

Bloots min, we only had your 'stagger' the night afore your wedding cos we were already at your wedding venue. You didn't have a stagger. Fucking pathetic. Most folk get cunted abroad for 3 days in some new city for their city with their mates. You had your 'stagger' while your folks and wife were there!

[Don Fonte]

Out of all my mates who are married I'd say most got boozy on weddings eve.

Apart from rmk.

Its old school; and only for real men

Think most guys get boozy the night before their wedding Bluto? Just most have a stag do as well.

[Bluto10]

Redmadkebab didn't.

 

Refused to drink the beers and whyskys I bought him.

 

Laughable.