looksgoodinred Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 once it's in an independent Scotland a cat café! http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/i-went-to-montreals-new-cat-caf-on-shrooms-654?utm_source=vicefbca Link to comment
360 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 People who aren't pretentious Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Four posts in and no-one has mentioned a left back and a keeper who commands his area. Jesus people! 2 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 A decent football stadium Link to comment
360 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Nowt wrong with #todders chief Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Being a country's 3rd city and de facto capital rather than regarded as a backwater with expensive postcodes Link to comment
Jigot Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 The " Cock 'o' The North " piped, nae pun, as elevator moosak. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Firearms for the mentally ill. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Skurrie suppers Link to comment
CraigHill Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Independence from Independent Scotland. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Expel beyond Aberdeenshire's borders anyone who 'believes in god'. Confiscate all religious person's property and goods, those to be auctioned off to raise money for a new stadium. Turn ALL remaining churches into bars, brothels, legal hash bars*, and Punchatoriums™** Neds to be rounded up and sent outside the city limits. To live in Portlethen or Stonehaven, who fucking cares where come to think of it. Pedestrianise Union Street, knock down the Thistle Hotel and adjacent buildings, turn UTG into a new stadium using Cash From Christians Policy as detailed above. * Legalise hash bars, ** Punchatorium™: A building where the pissed up, the naturally violent, or the stressed, can pay 20 quid to get into a no-holds-barred punch up with someone of a similar disposition or whith one of the in-house Fechters. (A Kelt invention that we'll see in the future) Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Nowt wrong with #todders chief Instant execution of people who refer to Pittodire as Todders!!! 4 Link to comment
360 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 ^ Do one chief #todders is #todders 3 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 ^ Do one chief #todders is #todders& Twats are Twats 3 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 ^ Do one chief #todders is #todders See your back to yer usual self Folk that say Todders are fucking boring cunts in my experience! I bet Id rather try to watch paint dry in the rain that socialise we you you serpent! #360ispaint #Grinder #ToddersWank Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Worn thong outlets which do walk ins for sniffs. Superb idea! Even wee Booths In union square. Chuck in a quid, stand behind the curtain and a wee box unlocks for 1 minute. Out come some cummy pants and the onslaught of heavenly purity delves up the nostrils and into the heart. Female pants Link to comment
CHICO Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 A proper Red Light District, with the Tarts sittin in the Window.Ooooops they got that already in Upper Mastrick Way... Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 A proper Red Light District, with the Tarts sittin in the Window.Ooooops they got that already in Upper Mastrick Way...REALLY!!!!!! Link to comment
360 Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 See your back to yer usual self Folk that say Todders are fucking boring cunts in my experience! I bet Id rather try to watch paint dry in the rain that socialise we you you serpent! #360ispaint #Grinder #ToddersWank Nice #banter there chief 1 Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 that's not very kind, Byen. perhaps some Muskoka chairs down at the beach here and there, with patio heaters or small fire pits, for people to sit and enjoy the beach for more of the year? Link to comment
rumpus Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Brian, stop being a foolish foolhardy fool. You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 13, 2014 Author Share Posted September 13, 2014 Brian, stop being a foolish foolhardy fool. You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy. it sounds like you're working up to spanking him, Rumpus? now who's being naughty? Link to comment
rumpus Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Spank him with a baseball bat maybe. He should mix with his own type and populate some Dundee football forum with his vitriolic poisonous bile. 1 Link to comment
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