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Things That Would Make Aberdeen Even Better


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Expel beyond Aberdeenshire's borders anyone who 'believes in god'. Confiscate all religious person's property and goods, those to be auctioned off to raise money for a new stadium.

 

Turn ALL remaining churches into bars, brothels, legal hash bars*, and Punchatoriums™**

 

Neds to be rounded up and sent outside the city limits. To live in Portlethen or Stonehaven, who fucking cares where come to think of it.

 

Pedestrianise Union Street, knock down the Thistle Hotel and adjacent buildings, turn UTG into a new stadium using Cash From Christians Policy as detailed above.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Legalise hash bars,

 

** Punchatorium™: A building where the pissed up, the naturally violent, or the stressed, can pay 20 quid to get into a no-holds-barred punch up with someone of a similar disposition or whith one of the in-house Fechters. (A Kelt invention that we'll see in the future)

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