Sad News

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

[looksgoodinred]

go give her a big hug goodbye, and use it as an opportunity to slobber directly into her breasts a bit.

she'll pat your back to soothe you. extending the length of hug. you can then take a good sniff of that nice, warm, perfumey breast smell to remember her by.

[Dynamo]

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

 

10 hail Mary's for your impure thoughts. .

[dave_min]

You should start with a picture.

[The Boofon]

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers girls to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

I knew it.

[dunc_afc]

Surprise sex on her leaving night, remember to shout surprise though!

[spamspamspam]

 

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

 

Find out where she lives

Cancel house move

move across the road

keep an eye on the bedroom window

 

jobsagoodun

[BrianFaePerth]

Sexually harass her. That way you will see her again, albeit in court.

[looksgoodinred]

I knew it.

 

are you aquainted with this Amazonian angel, Boofon?

[spamspamspam]

 

are you aquainted with this Amazonian angel, Boofon?

 

Sounds like a good psychedelic

 

Any chance i can get acquainted?

[The Boofon]

 

are you aquainted with this Amazonian angel, Boofon?

You missed the scored out bit in my post my dear.

 

No harm done.

[looksgoodinred]

You missed the scored out bit in my post my dear.

 

No harm done.

 

indeed i did. Mea culpa.

[BrianFaePerth]

Here LGIR, is thon walking round the edge of the tower included in the admission ticket? It looks awfy tempting.

[looksgoodinred]

Here LGIR, is thon walking round the edge of the tower included in the admission ticket? It looks awfy tempting.

 

separate specific ticket for the Edgewalk, Byen. i think you can go to the other decks once you've bought it though, though not certain.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

separate specific ticket for the Edgewalk, Byen. i think you can go to the other decks once you've bought it though, though not certain.

 

ach winna bother then.

[Sonoftherock]

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

 

For a start, say 6 hail Marys for having impure thoughts.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I feel hard done-by, being given hail marys - I didnt think my post was crude!

 

However, I have figued out EXACTLY how to express how I feel about this..............................

 

I feel like I did when Willie Miller retired!

 

It was 1990, and i was 12, and was devastated that our hirstute leader was hanging up his boots.

 

We (dons fans) had something beautiful which we loved, but we would soon lose it forever - and its the exact same here, save in the work environment.

 

I just dont understand - Why cant Willie play any more? Why must this beauty leave our work? its all so unfair.

 

I used to feel very comforted via a glance at Willies bushy moustache, much like a glance at this girls thighs - argh, more hail marys......

 

 

 

[fatjim]

Today I have learned the devastating news that the 6 ft brunette girl, with the legs of an Impala, is leaving our work.

 

 

My current work place has always been a real treasure trove of top-notch women, much better than the horrors you would typically find in Industry. There is something for everyone, from school leavers to MILFs.

 

However, this brunette was - far and away - the best, her presence even took the sting out of needing to come to work in the first place. Easily one of the best looking woman I have ever seen in the flesh. Always immaculately presented too.

 

I feel weepy. What am I to do?

 

 

 

Cry about it on a football forum?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

go give her a big hug goodbye, and use it as an opportunity to slobber directly into her breasts a bit.

she'll pat your back to soothe you. extending the length of hug. you can then take a good sniff of that nice, warm, perfumey breast smell to remember her by.

 

Ive a mind to try that, and then explain to the local Constabulary that I thought it would be alright as it was a woman who told me to do it (would that stand up in a court of law?)

[looksgoodinred]

 

Ive a mind to try that, and then explain to the local Constabulary that I thought it would be alright as it was a woman who told me to do it (would that stand up in a court of law?)

 

if you do it discreetly, she'll never even know you took a sniff.

 

EDIT the trick is not to make noise when you sniff. we can hear that.

[King Street Loon]

 

if you do it discreetly, she'll never even know you took a sniff.

 

EDIT the trick is not to make noise when you sniff. we can hear that.

Speaking from experience LGIR?

[ChutneyLove]

There's a tidy bit of stuff at my work. I had to speak to her the other day, and was relating the story to another two colleagues. One of them asked who she was - I said, about the tidiest thing that works here. My other colleage said, "Nah, she's a bit of a prawn."

I didn't know what that meant, so I asked him: "Tasty body, heads a bit average." was his response.

[reekie_dock]

Walk in to work and threaten to tell her that you want to bend her over the desk and impale her they're and then with your whole work watching you.

 

Or in the real world [emoji116]

 

When in actual fact what you will really do is walk up to her mumble something about it was good working with her and good luck in her new job feel really awkward about what to do ,hug or shake hands. While worrying about getting an erection when she touches you.....

[The Boofon]

There's a tidy bit of stuff at my work. I had to speak to her the other day, and was relating the story to another two colleagues. One of them asked who she was - I said, about the tidiest thing that works here. My other colleage said, "Nah, she's a bit of a prawn."

I didn't know what that meant, so I asked him: "Tasty body, heads a bit average." was his response.

Sounds like something some dickhead Australian barman would say and not an employee in a home improvement depot in Aberdeen.

 

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

 

I prefer the Kronenbourg comparison. 16 from the back, 64 at the front.

[dj_bollocks]

I just dont understand - Why cant Willie play any more? Why must this beauty leave our work? its all so unfair.

 

I suspect if you ask her "Why can't Willie play any more ?" you're not going to get the response you were after...

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

 

Cry about it on a football forum?

 

Well I managed to think of that myself, didnt I?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I didn't know what that meant, so I asked him: "Tasty body, heads a bit average." was his response.

 

Such is also known as the 'BOBFOC' - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I thought you were gay CS.

 

You are half right - Im a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

[looksgoodinred]

have you offered to arrange/host her leaving "do"? she'll no doubt have a few too many and you can offer to escort her to a taxi. or something.

 

you're gonna have a lot of Hail Mary's on your hands the following Sunday though.

[BrianFaePerth]

have you offered to arrange/host her leaving "do"?

 

that's a woman's job. If he does that it'll just confirm her suspicions he's a poof.