Dilemma

[Ke1t]

Couple of years back I'm taking some Yank family around Scotland for a bit of a tour. We ended up in a little town somewhere in Grampian, and the group... against my wishes... decided to eat in a place that was clearly owned and run by a Hun.

 

Being the mouthy Yanks they are, they let the guy know that I was a Dons supporter and that.. "haha.. he doesn't like Rangers supporters" ... which immediately set my mind to thinking, "This cunt's going to shite in my food.

 

About 5 minutes after finding out I'm an Aberdeen supporter the lad reappears with a nip of whisky that he insists I down.

 

What do you do in that situation?

 

 

[dave_min]

Burn the place down.

[caledonia]

You got the last laugh they do not exist any more

[CrazyBullSheep]

Say cheers and throw the whisky over you shoulder then smash the cunt in the face with the glass whilst telling him his team is dead and he should go support fishing or something

[granite sheep]

Couple of years back I'm taking some Yank family around Scotland for a bit of a tour. We ended up in a little town somewhere in Grampian, and the group... against my wishes... decided to eat in a place that was clearly owned and run by a Hun.

 

Being the mouthy Yanks they are, they let the guy know that I was a Dons supporter and that.. "haha.. he doesn't like Rangers supporters" ... which immediately set my mind to thinking, "This cunt's going to shite in my food.

 

About 5 minutes after finding out I'm an Aberdeen supporter the lad reappears with a nip of whisky that he insists I down.

 

What do you do in that situation?

 

 

Kick the fuck out of the family.

[daytripping]

All of the above, huns = scum of the Earth, vile people who should be put down at birth, I put rats and slugs above them in the evolutionary scale.

 

As soon as I knew it was a hun place I'd politely ask my guests to leave whilst I gave him my World famous steely glare.

[dervish]

Pour the nip on the ground "To fallen foes".

[dunc_afc]

Pile everyone into the car, drive to Glasgow and abandon the fuckers in govan.

[spamspamspam]

report the place to the enviro for having vermin in it.

[ChutneyLove]

He absolutely, definitely rimmed your glass Ke1t, though I presume you know that. If I was you I would get a full health check-up. Get very worried if you find yourself looking upon tracksuits as suitable outdoor wear. You may have been hunfected.

[BrianFaePerth]

Given this was a few years back it may account for kelt being the way he is.

[StandFree1982]

I'd get checked for Ebola, Aids and HIV.

[The Boofon]

What whisky was it?

Very good question.

 

Probably blended given it came from a hun.

[DD1903]

Are you asking as you still have the nip sitting to drink!?

[TwoStars]

If in doubt, suck him aff.

[rumpus]

If a restaurateur offers you a drink on the house, take it and enjoy.

 

Who give's a opulence ha'penny what team he supports.

 

Kelt showing that one can the take the small minded aberdonian from Aberdeen but one can't take the small mind from said person.

[Scrumpy]

 

What do you do in that situation?

 

 

 

You politely refuse the drink and tell the family you actually know a better place 'just up the road'. You usher them out and tell them you've left something behind and you'll just nip back in for it. You go back in and ask the hun what the fuck he thinks he's doing, telling him you'd rather choke to death on your own vomit than drink his fuckin charity whisky and he should fuck off back to his slums before you burn down his gaff. Job's a good'un.

[Ke1t]

I bring this up now because I was just having a look through some holiday photaes, and got to the bit where we were travelling through some of Grampian's scenic wee toons.

 

Then I get to pictures of the Dufftown/Keith/Aberlour area and I'm all, "Oh aye.. that's where that Rangers lad brought me a nip after he found out I was a sheep. Like within 5 minutes of finding out. And out of the entire party I was the one he decided to give a nip to. And he stood right there waiting for me to neck it."

 

Call me narrow-minded, but I found it all a bit suspicious.

[reekie_dock]

is there a difference?

Nae really like, all in the middle oh nowhere and the possibility oh getting gang raped by group oh hill billy farmers is pretty high.......

[The Boofon]

I bring this up now because I was just having a look through some holiday photaes, and got to the bit where we were travelling through some of Grampian's scenic wee toons.

 

Then I get to pictures of the Dufftown/Keith/Aberlour area and I'm all, "Oh aye.. that's where that Rangers lad brought me a nip after he found out I was a sheep. Like within 5 minutes of finding out. And out of the entire party I was the one he decided to give a nip to. And he stood right there waiting for me to neck it."

 

Call me narrow-minded, but I found it all a bit suspicious.

Can you recall if it was Keith, Dufftown or Aberlour where this incident took place.

[BrianFaePerth]

Can you recall if it was Keith, Dufftown or Aberlour where this incident took place.

 

is there a difference?