Happy St Andys Day

[mcdougall(4)]

Utter weaponry

[Parklife]

Utter weaponry

Have you always been such a self-loather?

[mcdougall(4)]

Have you always been such a self-loather?

 

fuck off

 

all of these wank off saints days are bollix

[Parklife]

 

fuck off

 

all of these wank off saints days are bollix

Only in Scotland would you get folk saying the country's national day is "utter weaponry".

 

Wha's like us? Nae cunt, thankfully. A sad wee nation, chock full of subservient self-loathing losers.

[mcdougall(4)]

Only in Scotland would you get folk saying the country's national day is "utter weaponry".

 

Wha's like us? Nae cunt, thankfully. A sad wee nation, chock full of subservient self-loathing losers.

 

so what did you do to celebrate yesterday

[Parklife]

 

 

 

so what did you do to celebrate yesterday

What i did, or didn't do isn't relevant to the discussion. What's being discussed is your assertion that marking Scotland's national day is "utter weaponry".

 

As stated previously, only in Scotland do people have such self-loathing that they hate anything that celebrates Scotland.

[The Boofon]

 

 

What i did, or didn't do isn't relevant to the discussion. What's being discussed is your assertion that marking Scotland's national day is "utter weaponry".

 

As stated previously, only in Scotland do people have such self-loathing that they hate anything that celebrates Scotland.

 

 

 

Check out the brains on Brad.

 

Pretty obvious that Parklife min.

 

I'd be surprised if other self loathing countries had Scotland as top of their agenda.

 

What did you do out of interest yesterday? Come on min. Answer the question.

[Parklife]

 

 

Check out the brains on Brad.

 

Pretty obvious that Parklife min.

 

I'd be surprised if other self loathing countries had Scotland as top of their agenda.

 

You know exactly what i meant.

[The Boofon]

You know exactly what i meant.

 

 

Of course. That's why I had the after it.

 

Stop avoiding the question.

 

What did you do to celebrate St. Andrew's day yesterday?

[mcdougall(4)]

 

 

 

What i did, or didn't do isn't relevant to the discussion. What's being discussed is your assertion that marking Scotland's national day is "utter weaponry".

 

As stated previously, only in Scotland do people have such self-loathing that they hate anything that celebrates Scotland.

So you did fuck all aye

 

 

National day, don't make me laugh.

Is it a public holiday, a day of wide spread celebration? Even an Uber Scot such as yourself didn't celebrate your national day.

 

You think because I think St Andrew's day

(Made up religious bull shit) is utter weaponry that I am some sort of self loathing person.

Cool.

 

Are you more Freudian or jungian Dr pondlife?

[Parklife]

 

 

Of course. That's why I had the after it.

 

Stop avoiding the question.

 

What did you do to celebrate St. Andrew's day yesterday?

Me and my girlfriend had my parents round for dinner, actually. Not major celebrations however its always good to mark our national day.

 

Anyway, the issue isnt what I did. The issue is the self-loathers assertion that marking or celebrating your countrys national day is utter weaponry. Seems bizarre to me.

[Parklife]

So you did fuck all aye

 

 

National day, don't make me laugh.

Is it a public holiday, a day of wide spread celebration? Even an Uber Scot such as yourself didn't celebrate your national day.

 

You think because I think St Andrew's day

(Made up religious bull shit) is utter weaponry that I am some sort of self loathing person.

Cool.

 

Are you more Freudian or jungian Dr pondlife?

It is indeed a bank holiday. Thanks for asking.

[The Boofon]

Me and my girlfriend had my parents round for dinner, actually. Not major celebrations however its always good to mark our national day.

 

Anyway, the issue isnt what I did. The issue is the self-loathers assertion that marking or celebrating your countrys national day is utter weaponry. Seems bizarre to me.

Haggis and a few whiskies?

 

Wife gave the kids haggis yesterday to celebrate it.

[Parklife]

Haggis and a few whiskies?

 

Wife gave the kids haggis yesterday to celebrate it.

Nah, had Cullen skink and then steak pie. First time Ive made Cullen skink, was chuffed how it turned out.

[Parklife]

I only know paddy's day date cos it's advertised a lot here. andy's day doesn't even register...so i had no clue (i knew it was andys day on 30 nov in some distant part of my memory) 30 nov is last day before 1st day of summer for me...even though it is pissing down at the moment and floods are expected. i will try to remember last day of spring is scots national day. Where does burns birthday fit in?

Burns night is January 25th.

[The Boofon]

Nah, had Cullen skink and then steak pie. First time Ive made Cullen skink, was chuffed how it turned out.

Ingredients and method please. This could alter my votes in the awards if it goes well.

[Parklife]

Ingredients and method please. This could alter my votes in the awards if it goes well.

Im not getting any plus points for this... I just followed a recipe from BBC food site

 

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/899633/cullen-skink

[zander]

Ingredients and method please. This could alter my votes in the awards if it goes well.

Parsley and chives surely a No?

[The Boofon]

Parsley and chives surely a No?

Correct. No need for that shite in it at all. Not like the BBC to get something wrong. A decent stab at it none the less.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Where does burns birthday fit in?

Its the day he was born you thick oz cunt.

[The Boofon]

Strange that St Andrew gets a day and Burns gets a night. St Andrew clearly the god bothering square and Burns the pished up lothario.

 

:Party:

[RAZOR]

Someone once put a bit of fish behind the heater in my local for a laugh. Place stunk for weeks. Never had a taste for Cullen skink since.

[RAZOR]

What an absolute cunt of a thing to do. Did he no like the landlord or summat?

Harmless prank that turned nasty. Very nasty after a bad winter.

[Reed or deed]

Someone once put a bit of fish behind the heater in my local for a laugh. Place stunk for weeks. Never had a taste for Cullen skink since.

Has been heard of to put under somebody's seats in the car as well.

[The Cockney Don]

[Clydeside_Sheep]

^ I have a cracking fish based story from my childhood

 

Me and my pal (Boner) were fishing in the burn outside my hoose one day and caught a trout. The hook was well stuck in the thing, so Boner just ripped it's head clean aff. I then spotted my neighbour's car coming down the road, so grabbed the troot fae Bones and from around 50ft away - frizbeed it towards the car, hitting him on the face through a small gap on the window

 

What a row we got - pished ourselves, though

 

One of my greatest achievements.

+1 an excellent story which deserves to be celebrated more.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Happy St Andrews Day everyone.

 

Holy Mass this evening, then into the hall for haggis, neeps, tatties and whisky (all supplied). I daresay I will take a few cans along inna.

[dazzy_deff]

Happy St Andrews Day everyone.

 

Holy Mass this evening, then into the hall for haggis, neeps, tatties and whisky (all supplied). I daresay I will take a few cans along inna.

Holy mass FFS. It’s nae real.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Holy mass FFS. It’s nae real.

You're just jealous of the haggis and whisky 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Turns out we were going ‘phishing’ ie attempting to fraudulently retrieve information by way of sending emails pretending to be a trustworthy source.

So, YOU are Prince Bongo Bongo M'Bisa III of the fuzzywuzzy republic? You never did send that million dollars you wanted to store in my account.