Lap Dancing

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Steady on, Gentlemen, I am not touting for business.

 

I was just wondering which one of you had been at Diamond Dolls, as mentioned in this advert, sorry article:

 

When a man tripped on the stairs and was too drunk to get back up, his belly falling out of his t-shirt, the tiny, beautiful dancers he was with clucked round him and tried to scoop him up, before security stepped in and escorted him out.

 

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/never-mind-the-12-days-of-xmas-ladies-dancing-a-lap-dancer-at-diamond-dolls-on-workin.1418293955

 

 

I mind when the Truffle Club opened in Glasgow, I was about 20 - many moons ago - and it was the summer holidays from Uni. I was out for a drink after my summer job and we hit upon the idea to go to the Truffle Club (which was actually table dancing, not lap dancing).

 

I assured my (equally drunk) companion that we would definitely get in, because I was wearing a suit (!) - and so it came to pass.

 

It was quite a messy evening, he smashed a full pint inside (the girls were calling him "smasher" after it) and I lost my wallet in the club. It did turn up however, and I had to be driven in to get it next day, ashen faced, by my then girlfriend, who was raging about the whole business.

 

At the time I thought it was brilliant, that one could pay to have (female) breasts jiggled in ones faced - how convenient I thought - but older / wiser / more sophisticated now

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh mind a trip to one in the US. The stripper jiggles her tits, slapped her erse and the like while telling me how she was lucky to be working her shift as the judge had found her not guilty earlier that day.

 

What a turn on.

[Pudgie]

I despise it. Paying for sexual frustration. The better half doesn't mind it which I feel is a bit of a waste though.

[BrianFaePerth]

The better half doesn't mind it which I feel is a bit of a waste though.

 

Get her a job doing it then, it earns well.

[Pudgie]

 

Get her a job doing it then, it earns well.

Pays well does it? You've nae seen her!

[ericblack4boss]

I still recall my innocence being stolen from me at the Argo bar when a youngster,

[Robbie Winters]

I despise it. Paying for sexual frustration. The better half doesn't mind it which I feel is a bit of a waste though.

Nailed it

 

The only decent thing that happens in a LDC is when one of your mates gets skelped for motorboating the turn

[RAZOR]

Pays well does it? You've nae seen her!

Oft!

[Pudgie]

Oft!

Now! You'll be keeping that quiet. We don't like clipes in the Ullevi Dons!

[BrianFaePerth]

You mean you stopped playing pocket billiards long enough to clap him?

[RAZOR]

Now! You'll be keeping that quiet. We don't like clipes in the Ullevi Dons!

Your logic is flawed. I know for a fact she reads these.

[DD1903]

Steady on, Gentlemen, I am not touting for business.

 

I was just wondering which one of you had been at Diamond Dolls, as mentioned in this advert, sorry article:

 

When a man tripped on the stairs and was too drunk to get back up, his belly falling out of his t-shirt, the tiny, beautiful dancers he was with clucked round him and tried to scoop him up, before security stepped in and escorted him out.

 

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/never-mind-the-12-days-of-xmas-ladies-dancing-a-lap-dancer-at-diamond-dolls-on-workin.1418293955

 

 

I mind when the Truffle Club opened in Glasgow, I was about 20 - many moons ago - and it was the summer holidays from Uni. I was out for a drink after my summer job and we hit upon the idea to go to the Truffle Club (which was actually table dancing, not lap dancing).

 

I assured my (equally drunk) companion that we would definitely get in, because I was wearing a suit (!) - and so it came to pass.

 

It was quite a messy evening, he smashed a full pint inside (the girls were calling him "smasher" after it) and I lost my wallet in the club. It did turn up however, and I had to be driven in to get it next day, ashen faced, by my then girlfriend, who was raging about the whole business.

 

At the time I thought it was brilliant, that one could pay to have (female) breasts jiggled in ones faced - how convenient I thought - but older / wiser / more sophisticated now

Diamond dolls is one of the more 'classy' establishments. Last time I was in it was a 5er a pop for a dance. Proper ropey, dirty looking dancers. Was great!

 

Also, whilst on a 'visit' to newcastle, one establishment we frequented had a very tidy young lady who had a Joker half sleeve tat. My mate recognised her from her other, more adult based, work...talented girl.

[King Street Loon]

The modern man, likes grooming products and hates strippers.

I love titty bars.

Oh Henry's on a Sat afternoon. 5 pound entry fee and that was it. You watched the titties and fanny normally 4 shows. Old man in his eighties always got the pants put on his head. He would take a sly sniff to the applause of the small exclusive audience.

I remember Oh'Henry's.

As a 16 year old my pals and I went in and attended the Sunday Sport road show.

I've a Polaroid at home with me with an Ebony Princess and some Ivory quine dropped over me.

Great days indeed.

[Guest]

I couldn't stand Oh Henry's. When I went out, I needed bars where I could select a woman to meet and fuck. Never any decent women there.

[The Boofon]

Now! You'll be keeping that quiet. We don't like clipes in the Ullevi Dons!

Unless they're from Laurencekirk and complete fantasists.

[tommo1903]

Anyone from laurencekirk is a bit weird.

 

My pal shagged a stripper in New Orleans and paid $280 for the privilege. Daft cunt.

[Redstar]

The modern man, likes grooming products and hates strippers.

I love titty bars.

Oh Henry's on a Sat afternoon. 5 pound entry fee and that was it. You watched the titties and fanny normally 4 shows. Old man in his eighties always got the pants put on his head. He would take a sly sniff to the applause of the small exclusive audience.

Great days cheesepipes...Great days...