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You are overthinking this

 

Am I fuck.

 

Gluepots are singing withoot thinking.

Pissed and imagining they have traveled back in time.

Or deeming this current hun tribute act to be of any importance to us whatsoever.

 

 

Ony hun watching that yesterday would have been fair chuffed thinking they are still the real deal.

Hearing us singing that pish

Poor show.

 

Sounded pretty loud as well to just be blamed on the absolute fucktards among our support.

Though, as I said earlier. Pished, hear the chant go up, recognise it, and join in. Without thinking.

 

Onyhoo.

Enough on that.

It just bugs me and at a match, pub, transport medium it would mak' me shak' mi heed.

Nithing to get excited aboot.

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But it's not mocking them.

 

It's acknowledging their continuity (1)

 

And also suggests that we actually give a fuck about them (2).

 

Particularly in a game where they are not even playing. In either incarnation (3).

 

They are an utter irrelevance. (4)

 

Correct. Our fans are utterly obsessed with The Rangers. It is highly embarassing.

 

Look at their thread on this very board. Probably the most popular one....

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Probably shouldn't have won the game. Inverness dominated in large spells and were unlucky on a couple of occasions.

 

Brown pulled of a couple of decent saves, nothing spectacular but he seen them alright. Shame about his spillage in the first half and his bottle job from the free kick which lead to McKay hitting the bar.

 

Goodwillie really needs to start scoring goals.

 

Cracking finish from Pawlett for the goal. Confidence and belief dragged us through. Championship winning performance.

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Does posting in a long running thread constitute obsession now?

 

Perhaps it's the longest running thread because it's one of the longest running stories in Scottish football history. Every week something happens to them.

 

Well that's not strictly true. The media come up with some bogus headline and 20 folk reply with 'Tick Tock'

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Probably shouldn't have won the game. Inverness dominated in large spells and were unlucky on a couple of occasions.

 

Brown pulled of a couple of decent saves, nothing spectacular but he seen them alright. Shame about his spillage in the first half and his bottle job from the free kick which lead to McKay hitting the bar.

 

Goodwillie really needs to start scoring goals.

 

Cracking finish from Pawlett for the goal. Confidence and belief dragged us through. Championship winning performance.

I think there's a lot more to come from us, in particular from goodwillie. Someone is going to take a doing from us and goodwillie will hit a good run of scoring soon

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This fuckface of a guy decided to stand whilst everyone else around was sitting - when asked if he could,the following dialogue occurred:

 

(Cunt) 'No.'

(sit requester) 'Noone behind can see though.'

(Cunt) 'And?'

 

Proceeded to stand for the next 25 mins (the only one in the section), then went for a cup of coffee or tea or vimto or whatever. Came back and sat (hooray), then in the second half stood at a corner (ours) to check his phone(?), then sat on the edge of the seat (whilst flipped back, so he was elevated). It was a strange display of cuntiness, unlike anything I'd seen previously at a game. He was a shortish skinny sorta fellah, a short blonde lady accompanying and goggles built into the hood of his coat(?) - a clear confirmation of his cuntiness. Hope you get syphilis whoever you are, cunt.

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This fuckface of a guy decided to stand whilst everyone else around was sitting - when asked if he could,the following dialogue occurred:

 

(Cunt) 'No.'

(sit requester) 'Noone behind can see though.'

(Cunt) 'And?'

 

Proceeded to stand for the next 25 mins (the only one in the section), then went for a cup of coffee or tea or vimto or whatever. Came back and sat (hooray), then in the second half stood at a corner (ours) to check his phone(?), then sat on the edge of the seat (whilst flipped back, so he was elevated). It was a strange display of cuntiness, unlike anything I'd seen previously at a game. He was a shortish skinny sorta fellah, a short blonde lade accompanying and goggles built into the hood of his coat(?) - a clear confirmation of his cuntiness. Hope you get syphilis whoever you are, cunt.

Sounds like Tinyweewank...you're right...he is a cunt.
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This fuckface of a guy decided to stand whilst everyone else around was sitting - when asked if he could,the following dialogue occurred:

 

(Cunt) 'No.'

(sit requester) 'Noone behind can see though.'

(Cunt) 'And?'

 

Proceeded to stand for the next 25 mins (the only one in the section), then went for a cup of coffee or tea or vimto or whatever. Came back and sat (hooray), then in the second half stood at a corner (ours) to check his phone(?), then sat on the edge of the seat (whilst flipped back, so he was elevated). It was a strange display of cuntiness, unlike anything I'd seen previously at a game. He was a shortish skinny sorta fellah, a short blonde lady accompanying and goggles built into the hood of his coat(?) - a clear confirmation of his cuntiness. Hope you get syphilis whoever you are, cunt.

 

Not that pest of a women who wears one red show and one white one? Loves a flag.

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This fuckface of a guy decided to stand whilst everyone else around was sitting - when asked if he could,the following dialogue occurred:

 

(Cunt) 'No.'

(sit requester) 'Noone behind can see though.'

(Cunt) 'And?'

 

Proceeded to stand for the next 25 mins (the only one in the section), then went for a cup of coffee or tea or vimto or whatever. Came back and sat (hooray), then in the second half stood at a corner (ours) to check his phone(?), then sat on the edge of the seat (whilst flipped back, so he was elevated). It was a strange display of cuntiness, unlike anything I'd seen previously at a game. He was a shortish skinny sorta fellah, a short blonde lady accompanying and goggles built into the hood of his coat(?) - a clear confirmation of his cuntiness.

CP company goggle jaikit at the fitba is certainly a clear sign of being a fud

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Or find out where he's parked and stick a dildo to his bonnet.

 

Shit...always after you get these great suggestions! Ach well, logistics of getting away from the stadium, finding a dildo for sale, then returning, finding the car...would have been a tough ask. In the end just did my usual - simmer away like an angry quiet person, and regretted not saying/doing something after. One of those that'll haunt me for a bit.

 

And no Razor - no her; some other fud.

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Shit...always after you get these great suggestions! Ach well, logistics of getting away from the stadium, finding a dildo for sale, then returning, finding the car...would have been a tough ask. In the end just did my usual - simmer away like an angry quiet person, and regretted not saying/doing something after. One of those that'll haunt me for a bit.

 

And no Razor - no her; some other fud.

 

That's nae healthy Lukey min. You need to get it out your system. I suggest you do a bit of meditation. Let your mind imagine what type of car the gype with an out of fashion ten years ago jaiket would drive. The next time you see one, get a dildo stuck to it's bonnet. You'll be surprised by the power of the mind. I think you'll probably get the right bloke's car. Post pictures here once the job is complete.

 

My money's on a silver Mondeo parked near Gordon Mills Road in Tilly.

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