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George Square Bin Lorry Crash


Tommy

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Someone on the news said it was doing 100mph which tells me this particular 'bin lorry' didn't have a fully functioning flux capacitor.

 

I heard that chap getting interviewed, call me sceptical but he was really short on detail and havered at every question, I suspect he was relaying third hand info and wasn't actually present when it happened.

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Think it would be an automatic anyway.

Agreed...if the heart attack theory is true...the driver should have only been in 2nd/3rd driving thru the town so even if he was slumped over the wheel with the accelerator fully depressed the lorry would not have been doing anything like the speeds described...

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You're probably right, but we've not spoken for nearly two decades so that would be tricky.

 

At least they can't coin the phrase 'you have grown' when you do bump into them.

 

In all seriousness, send a card and bottle of whiskey there way. Xmas is a time to forgive and forget.

 

Feel free to knock them out on Boxing Day however.

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Pretty sure they would have been shiteing themselves wandering what the fuck is going on as they thundered into pedestrians.

Would you have calmly saved the day and pulled off an expertly timed move like that before anyone got hurt?

You missed out how he would have quipped some john mclaneesque one liner at the end...

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