Aldi Selling Salmonella Infected Chocolate

[Ke1t]

Samonella chocolates.

 

They can stick it on the clearance rack next to the 100% horsemeat products.

 

I never really understood people's horror at finding horsemeat instead of cowmeat in their food. What's the difference between eating the processed leftovers of horses as opposed to the processed leftovers of cows in your pies?

 

In fact, with horsemeat you're probably getting better cuts of meat in your food since it's not like they're selling horse steaks at the butcher, so that's all going into the pies, whereas with the cowmeat you're for sure getting the offal, gristle, arsehole and fud of the animal.

 

The French don't give a fuck. They'll eat horse. The Russians and Indians eat rats, and then in Africa you've lads who live on centipedes and worms.

 

Next time I'm in France I'm getting a horseburger.

 

[dave_min]

When I was in Iceland there was Horse on the menu so I figured, fuck it?

 

I don't recommend it, we've got the right idea here eating cows rather than horses. Meat was tougher than Cow and less tasty.

[The Boofon]

When I was in Iceland there was Horse on the menu so I figured, fuck it?

 

I don't recommend it, we've got the right idea here eating cows rather than horses. Meat was tougher than Cow and less tasty.

You fucked a horse?

[reekie_dock]

When I was in Iceland there was Horse on the menu so I figured, fuck it?

 

I don't recommend it, we've got the right idea here eating cows rather than horses. Meat was tougher than Cow and less tasty.

 

 

I thought it was Neigh Bad..............

[Dom Sullivan]

Filly steak?

[dave_min]

You fucked a horse?

 

I do appear to have written exactly that

[looksgoodinred]

 

I do appear to have written exactly that

 

you deviant.

[The Boofon]

 

 

I thought it was Neigh Bad..............

The Manes of Scotstown serve it. As did the Stable Bar in Cullen.

[Ke1t]

 

I do appear to have written exactly that

 

Which brings to mind this lad who gets raped by a donkey while the tourists film it and laugh.

 

Sometimes rape IS a laughing matter.

 

http://youtu.be/p7wmGazAd5k

[King Street Loon]

Which brings to mind this lad who gets raped by a donkey while the tourists film it and laugh.

 

Sometimes rape IS a laughing matter.

 

http://youtu.be/p7wmGazAd5k

Why have they pixalated out his stinky Y's?

[ChutneyLove]

If you shop in Aldi then surely you expect the standards to be nae quite what they would be if their stuff was made here. Salmonella? Nae that bad; a couple of days in bed and some rapid weight loss.

[tup]

You mean neigh quite what they would be and neigh that bad.

[tommo1903]

Aldi is all right.

 

Get a decent enough steak out of Lidl too.

[The Boofon]

Aldi is all right.

 

Get a decent enough steak out of Lidl too.

Lidl is far better than Tesco or Asda when it comes to the basics.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

I am satisfied with this Aldi policy, as long as its limited to their Govan store.

[tommo1903]

Lidl is far better than Tesco or Asda when it comes to the basics.

 

As Noel Gallagher once said:

 

"lidl by lidl, they gave you everything you ever dreamed of."