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Nae sure what might happen in Greece with the current financial climate. I haven't set foot in Greece since about 1992. They were a bunch of robbing bastards then, they'll be even worse now they haven't got any jobs. I'd steer clear. There's a reason the holidays there are as cheap as all fuck.

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Anyone ever been to Salzburg in the summer ??

 

We are looking for somewhere to go after the Hungarian GP. We have a week after the GP before flying back from Vienna.

 

Once went there one Summer with a mate and two burds who we were desperate to have sexual relations with. We went up one of the mountains above town, and discussed which of the girls we prefered. We agreed who got who and pondered as to their sexual proclivities. What we didn't realise is how far your voice carries up in the mountains. The burds heard every word we said despite being 200m away :clangers2:

 

They kept schtoom about this so as to get us to wine and dine them. We went out to a bar before dinner where the beer was being poured in 200ml thin stemmed glasses. Eh thought "what a poofy glass", took our drinks and walked back to the table. My mate then said half the room had had eyes on me. It was one of those moments where you look round and go "fuck....." the place was a gay bar :clangers2:

 

So, then we went to a monk's brewery which was where every local seemed to go of a summer evening. Things were looking up when the girls suddenly announced they had heard our conversation and if they thought we were getting any pussy we were sadly mistaken. :clangers2:

 

We continued to drink, the mood lightened and we thought why not hit a club. We had no idea where we were, but thought the night was saved when we saw a sign down a deserted back street that said "Night Club". In we went to be hit by a revolting overpowering smell of perfume. Turned out it was a hoor-house. The burds got chased out of the place, and after a bit of hesitation, we went with them.

 

We then called it a night. It was about 4am and we realised we had handed over our keys to the reception on the way out, assuming they'd be open when we got back. Not so, and after buzzing on the buzzer for an eternity Wolfgang answered. Strangely he wasnae happy and came down to the door with a huge dobermann dug and bollocked us while gesticulating like a nazi for waking him up. Luckily one of the burds with us spoke German and within seconds had him smiling. We could only surmise she was going to give him what we weren't going to get.

 

Eh liked Salzburg.

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Just booked up Scotland for my Christmas holidays this year! Hoping to make a Dons match, but the schedules are tough!

 

 

 

Get yourself booked on the bus if you're wanting an away trip.

 

 

I'll come too, I want to see what this weegie SOTR is made of.

 

:laughing: Hoping to get to at least one game, but I'm back for a wedding and stagger, which are taking up a couple of weekends... not much time to visit friends and family! Dons may have to take preference though!

 

Was absolutely gutted when I saw the fixtures... will be in Edinburgh when Hearts visit Pittodrie, in Dundee when Caley visit on Boxing Day and in Ireland for the Partick and St. Johnstone games. :banghead: Only weekend in Aberdeen coincides with Kilmarnock away. Not sure I can justify spending most of that day on a bus down to Kilmarnock and back :ThumbsDown:

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It's a holiday thread FFS... venting some frustration! Hoping that my luck changes and one of the games gets moved for TV

Don't worry, Razor is just upset that he won't be able to meet you now, I however will be able to meet you for a pint in Edinburgh or Dundee, I am also there at the times you are there.

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Berlin next week, for those that have been, where should I be looking to go to along with 13 other like minded people?

 

 

God help Berlin. :drool: :drool: :drool:

 

Get your mates to take you up the Siegessäule.

 

Scene of the Love Parade and cracking views not to mention some fantastic WWII and other war history.

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Berlin next week, for those that have been, where should I be looking to go to along with 13 other like minded people?

For clubs and that Warschauser Strasse and/or Rosa-Luxembourg-Platz.

 

Kopnick for Union and that.

 

No danger any of this is spelt correctly.

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God help Berlin. :drool: :drool: :drool:

 

Get your mates to take you up the Siegessäule.

 

Scene of the Love Parade and cracking views not to mention some fantastic WWII and other war history.

It's for a stag do, they voted against my suggestion of dressing up the stag in full gimp suit complete with giant dildo face mask and taking him in to Kit Kat club :(

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