Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 18, 2015 Share Posted January 18, 2015 Consider it delivered. Cow. Better late than never And whats that in the lower RHS of your own post........ Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I also have a general dislike for cats. I also stay within a few minutes walk from this place, hadn't heard of it until reading this thread. I'm happy to take donations of beer, easy women or money in order to torch the place to the ground. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Cats can fuck off. Little bastards. First time I went to give the in law's cat a clap the little fucker scratched me and made for a bite. I'd been around it heaps so it knew me yet it was still an aggressive wee whoore. Any other cats I've came across have been wee scrotes as well. A dog cafe would be fucking ace though. I love it when you go into a pub and there's a regular's dog just stotting around making pals with ab'dy. Dogs are ace! Link to comment
Henry Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 First time I went to give the in law's cat a clap the little fucker scratched me and made for a bite. It's obviously got problems accepting praise, self-esteem issues maybe. 2 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 It's obviously got problems accepting praise, self-esteem issues maybe. You have excelled yourself this time, Harcus, very good! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Having dinner yesterday, the wife was watching thon "Phil Spencer: Secret Agent" on C4. Its about a guy who helps folk sell property which they are having trouble shifting. Gives them advice etc. One of his cases this time was about some woman and her twin daughters, trying to sell their house. Turns out they are a family of "creepy cat women", having about 6 cats in the house (they actually argued on-screen over how may cats they have - so many its hard to keep track, obviously). So, 3 women, 6 cats and no men............Alarm Bells! With no man-of-the-house to cater to, the women had predictably let the house go to pot, house-work wise. There were many problems, but the main ones were that the majority of the house was totally plastered in cat faeces and hair. And any rare areas which escaped this disgusting fate, the women had allowed to become overcome with thick dust and even mould. I dont know who had the worse standards - the cats or the women. Amazingly, despite living in this filth 24/7, the 3 females were genuinely at a loss as to why no-one wanted to purchase their stinking hovel. Women = minks. Id wager this "cat cafe" will meet a similar fate - full of cat faeces, cat hair and eccentric spinsters. Ugh. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Having dinner yesterday, the wife was watching thon "Phil Spencer: Secret Agent" on C4. Its about a guy who helps folk sell property which they are having trouble shifting. Gives them advice etc. One of his cases this time was about some woman and her twin daughters, trying to sell their house. Turns out they are a family of "creepy cat women", having about 6 cats in the house (they actually argued on-screen over how may cats they have - so many its hard to keep track, obviously). So, 3 women, 6 cats and no men............Alarm Bells! With no man-of-the-house to cater to, the women had predictably let the house go to pot, house-work wise. There were many problems, but the main ones were that the majority of the house was totally plastered in cat faeces and hair. And any rare areas which escaped this disgusting fate, the women had allowed to become overcome with thick dust and even mould. I dont know who had the worse standards - the cats or the women. Amazingly, despite living in this filth 24/7, the 3 females were genuinely at a loss as to why no-one wanted to purchase their stinking hovel. Women = minks. Id wager this "cat cafe" will meet a similar fate - full of cat faeces, cat hair and eccentric spinsters. Ugh. this is why you think people (women for the most part) keep a house clean and tidy? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 this is why you think people (women for the most part) keep a house clean and tidy? I detect that I may be about to be forcefully infomed otherwise? lol Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I detect that I may be about to be forcefully infomed otherwise? lol some men, and women, have some pretty atrocious housekeeping habits. i don't think you can call all women, "minks". nor can you suggest the only reason to keep a house clean is for the benefit and pleasure of the men abiding in the residence. or how would you account for many pristine residences i've seen lived in by single women, some of them even with their cats? Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I clean the majority of my house and I have a cat, you'll not find a single hair let alone anything else, cats are clean animals, certainly a lot cleaner than teenage girls. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I have seen all kinds of animals shagging each other but I don't think I have ever seen cat copulation. Keep their private lives to themselves do cats. Nothing worse though than twa cats having a square go at 3 in the morning though. Used to have to go through and check it was not my offspring being strangled by a peado such was the shrieking going on. 2 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The In-Laws had, at one time, about 40 semi-feral cats on their farm. The cats lived in their own barn, and kept the population of rats and mice at about zero. Just lately the cat population has declined to about 6. The father in law reckons coyotes are coming to the farm at night and dragging off the cats to eat. Coyotes are top banana. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 How's the rat population now then Kelt? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Aye. De Molen do a beer based on it called kopi loewak. Needless to say I have sourced it and put it through the rigerous bluto10 tests test challenge. Marks out of ten bloots? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 How's the rat population now then Kelt?Probably on the rise. Have to get a Tom and Jerry mechanical cat. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 i think cat cafés are great. there's a fair number of them in other cities there's even a sheep café in Korea http://foodiepink.com/2014/05/28/thanks-nature-cafe-sheep-cafe-hongdae-seoul/ i wish there were a dog café somewhere, where you could just play with puppies and hang out and pet dogs. it would make the decision about getting another dog or not a whole lot easier. Lovely idea lgir. Good excuse to chat to female dog owners too. It would be a real ice breaker for them to look around to see my dog vigorously humping their chauwawa. I have taught him some lovely moves. People that don't like animals are not to be trusted IMO. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Probably on the rise. Have to get a Tom and Jerry mechanical cat. Weirdly my daughter got a mechanical/robot cat for Xmas from my father in law. It's shite. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Cats are a splendid judge of character and won't just roll over for a tummy rub from any old tom, dick or Harry wafting a cocktail sausage.The cat likes to keep thy asshole clean which is a beautiful thing in the animal world. Lots of animals, dogs included think nothing of roaming around aimlessly covered in their own feces. Also a cat will never lower itself to perform frottage on strangers til ejaculation while it's master laughs at it and humiliates it further by sending the clip to You've been framed, so the entire nation can laugh at the pathetic beast fucking Grannies leg at the Xmas dinner.I do like your posts pipes. You are on particularly good form with this thread. My dog and cat get on famously. Apparently the key is to get a cat first, which we did more by accident than design. Cat is the boss despite being smaller. He calls the shots as to when it is to play. When he's had enough he just wanders over to his beanbag for a nap. The dog still thinks it is fun time and will run over. Cat bops him on the nose. Game over son and he retreats crestfallen for a tummy rub from me. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Dugs > Cats. It is known. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Lovely idea lgir.Good excuse to chat to female dog owners too. It would be a real ice breaker for them to look around to see my dog vigorously humping their chauwawa. I have taught him some lovely moves.People that don't like animals are not to be trusted IMO. Does your dog know how to unzip a handbag as that's where most of those rat looking dogs are kept. Link to comment
hopeisimportant Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are ace, I want to go to this cafe. Cats, coffee and cake - it's win win win. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd go to this Cat Cafe in my best heavy boots and just swing wild kicks in every direction until the coppers arrived. I reckon I'd have a good 30 minutes of hoofing cats against the walls before some humourless cunt of a Fed put a stop to it. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I'd unleash some horses, cows, goats, dogs, birds, spiders and flies into this cafe and see if the story about a woman who ends up dead is actually possible. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Cats are ace, I want to go to this cafe. Cats, coffee and cake - it's win win win. If the cafe has some lamps I fear you might spontaneously combust with excitement. Link to comment
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