Poodler Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Poodler. The slug has been rattled Yeah, my post would have been more suited to Pet Hates rather than here. Things I don't care about would be: ReligionPoofery (or whatever people get up to behind closed doors)Any reality TV stars or what some daft calender says is it's magical quote to live your day by... That better @@The Cockney Don Its no surprise that the three top posters on this site, Chuts, Dayts and LGIR read the thread. Open your eyes, you could learn from the calendar Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 People moving house.My missus is their perfect invitation.Oohing and aahing unlike anything I can can manage to get out her nowadays.Showing you round every room with total smugness. To my wife's disgust I now refuse to attend these events.Well done, you owe the bank a lot more money for a lot longer. I simply don't give a fuck.But maybe by ranting about it I do give a fuck. I'm confused.People asking if you've settled into said new house do my nut in. I'd like to think so. I've lived in it for 4 years. In hindsight this is the wrong thread because I do give a shit about it but it's in regardless. Just don't speak if you've nothing to say rather than ask the token stock questions. The weather. Don't care if it's pissing with rain, -40 degrees Fahrenheit or -40 degrees Celsius. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Or Things That You Don't Give A Fuck About... Hearing any more stories about The Rangers in the news...Hearing any more negative politics for the next 70 days of the election campaign… Give us a reason to vote for you not why we shouldn't vote for someone else...Cunts who don't want to pay their fair share of anything… Tax, Petrol, Their Round, The Bill for Dinner… Stop being a dick !People who think they're victims of some great injustice when it's actually life - deal with it. The first person to say "This thread"... You clearly care about all of that. Runners. People moving house. My missus is their perfect invitation. Oohing and aahing unlike anything I can can manage to get out her nowadays. Showing you round every room with total smugness. To my wife's disgust I now refuse to attend these events. Well done, you owe the bank a lot more money for a lot longer. I simply don't give a fuck. But maybe by ranting about it I do give a fuck. I'm confused. Aye. Same with folk having children. I dont hate them, nor do I like them. Actually, there's nothing I really care about except avoiding shit beer, Link to comment
Redstar Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The cats...since we got the dog... Link to comment
beer gut Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Champions League.Complete shite nowadays. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 People who think that they're opinion is fact @Boofon People who watch any sort of reality TV,Big Brother especially. Or they fuckn serpents commenting on social media having a meltdown about Eastenders, what the fuck its made up you serpents Huns, Tims, Jutes Religion is the my main gripe, how can anyone actually buy any of that god loves you shite. When people are killing each other in his name and am not talking just about the muslim extremist, catholic church are the most corrupt organisation's on the planet. Gulity of pretty much every Sin they preach not to commit......... Oh and HSE's pointless...... Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 People who think that they're opinion is fact @Boofon People who watch any sort of reality TV,Big Brother especially. Or they fuckn serpents commenting on social media having a meltdown about Eastenders, what the fuck its made up you serpents Huns, Tims, Jutes Religion is the my main gripe, how can anyone actually buy any of that god loves you shite. When people are killing each other in his name and am not talking just about the muslim extremist, catholic church are the most corrupt organisation's on the planet. Gulity of pretty much every Sin they preach not to commit......... Oh and HSE's pointless...... You clearly care about that too. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 You clearly care about that too.+1. You going on Sunday Tommo? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Away Game attendances. Some Aberdeen fans are obsessed with this nugget of pointless numberage.What "celebs"call their childrenWhat "celebs" are like in a jungleWhat "celebs" are like in a houseWhat "celebs" are like when jumping off a platformWhat "celebs" are like cookingWhat "celebs" are like dancing (ice or not)celebsWhat your facebook friends children are doing at the weekendHow well your facebook friends children are doing at schoolHow many miles your facebook friends ran that eveningTV shows about hairdressersTV shows about supermarketsTV Shows about lost and foundTV Shows about people who drive a truckTV shows about people who work in a restaurantTo name a few. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 cricket, rugby, athletics, infact most sports apart from football. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Does Supermarket Sweep count? If so I disagree. Excellent family show with the great late Dale Winton.No that's a game show. I'm talking about those shows where they follow around someone who works for the 99p store, or Iceland or something like that. "When not working in the warehouse of Iceland, Barry likes to do Karaoke at his local" *insert video of Barry in a cowboy hat and boots singing Fat Bottom Girls by Queen infront of 3 bearded prostitutes and an embarassed looking barman* Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 +1. You going on Sunday Tommo? Afraid not. Got my own game, gutted at the kick off time. Does Supermarket Sweep count? If so I disagree. Excellent family show with the great late Dale Winton. Agreed. Challenge TV's late afternoon/early evening line up of Countdown, Supermarket Sweep, Takeshi's Castle and the Crystal Maze was unrivalled in my university days. Link to comment
Pudgie Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Crystal Maze is the Holy Grail of ace game shows.I'll have to disagree and go with Fort Boyard or The Price is Right. Melinda Messenger or some of the techt dotting about of TPIR Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 People who think they know everything because they know how to use google.People who think they have a strong opinion on something when in fact it's just someone else's opinion regurgitated On a lighter note, moving house this week and realised how little I care about decorating. The wife wants my opinion on how I want it to look - I said I really don't care enough to have an opinion on it. As long as I get to buy the new TV I'm happy Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 -40 degrees Fahrenheit or -40 degrees Celsius. That's the same temperature Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Crystal Maze is the Holy Grail of ace game shows.Crystal Maze and the Krypton Factor! Knightmare was ace when I was growing up Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 That's the same temperature Do you think perhaps I might have known that? FFS Brian. I thought better of you than that. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Do you think perhaps I might have known that? No Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Crystal Maze is the Holy Grail of ace game shows. Agreed, class.Who was your favourite presenter? I prefer Richard O'Brien but Ed Tudor Pole was also good. I'll have to disagree and go with Fort Boyard Another classic, the combination of Melinda Messenger, tigers and midgets made it essential viewing. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 football games that dont involve Aberdeen or Scotland The inane shite I'm being asked about right now from the missus and her mates. Typing this make it look like I'm working, winner Link to comment
360 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 The death of Lynda Bellingham or the breast cancer of Carol McGiffin. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Same here. Dicky was ace skipping around playing the moothy to mumzie and you'd think those boots could never be filled but Tudor Pole was a very competent replacement. Who could possibly present it if it were to be redone?? I think they would go for Jeff Brazier, I think it would be beneath Russell Brand nowadays. Aye, I'd like to see Brand as well but its definitely below him. I'd go for someone bald though, just to try and fill the void Richard left. Stone Cold Steve Austin would be good, he already has experience presenting a tv gameshow in the States I believe. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Aye, I'd like to see Brand as well but its definitely below him. I'd go for someone bald though, just to try and fill the void Richard left. Stone Cold Steve Austin would be good, he already has experience presenting a tv gameshow in the States I believe. What about Tup? Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 - football games not involving Aberdeen FC- the vast majority of television programs- celebrity culture Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 What about Tup? He wouldn't reach the locks on the doors in the maze to lock the contestants in. 1 Link to comment
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