Do You Measure Up?

[Scrumpy]

Come on then, man-up and be honest. I'm happy to say I'm comfortably above average

 

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/seriouslyscience/2015/03/04/penis-size-measure/#.VPdbU3ZFs1Y

[Redstar]

What you have to remember is there a load of chinks dragging the average down...a white western man below 6" is an embaressment to his tribe...

[BrianFaePerth]

No worries here

[Scrumpy]

Dont forget the half billion in India. Miniscule knobs.

 

Oh and btw, I suppose it goes without saying, but all non-posters must have tiny dicks

[Bluto10]

In my Ibiza going heyday a big fat mess of a DJ announced to the club he had a meagre 3" nob. But a whopping 19stones to bang it in with.

[The Boofon]

In my Ibiza going heyday a big fat mess of a DJ announced to the club he had a meagre 3" nob. But a whopping 19stones to bang it in with.

When did you stop DJing. Whayhey.

[Scrumpy]

In my Ibiza going heyday a big fat mess of a DJ announced to the club he had a meagre 3" nob. But a whopping 19stones to bang it in with.

 

Surprised he could find it in amongst 19 stone of fat

[BrianFaePerth]

In my Ibiza going heyday a big fat mess of a DJ announced to the club he had a meagre 3" nob. But a whopping 19stones to bang it in with.

Says a lot about the sort of club you frequented.

[RAZOR]

I'm off the charts.

[Ke1t]

Comparing cock size today, are we chaps?

 

[tup]

When did you stop DJing. Whayhey.

[Bluto10]

Beat it, shorty.

[King Street Loon]

When did you stop DJing. Whayhey.

And with that +1 you have a popular vote.

[Scrumpy]

Comparing cock size today, are we chaps?

 

 

It's a scientific study and the amount of non-responders to this thread causes me concern for the sexual gratification of Aberdeen's women. Size obviously matters and I would hate for the female population of Aberdeen to be sexually frustrated. Do I need to return to my hometown to give them all a good seeing to?