Fa's The Hardest?

[radiatorbleeder]

fa is the hardest on afc-chat? if you think it's yersel fits yer credentials?

 

I can boast:

 

• Kincorths hardest 2003-2009
• Knocked oot 14 huns in Lauders, Glasgow on a Tuesday morning circa 2004
• Never failed to lift £120 worth of Iceland shopping up 3 flights of stairs in one go
• Can open bottles of Stella with ma teeth

 

Scraps can be arranged

[minijc]

Me, I'm an idiot that enjoys getting kicked and punched in the face, had a gold club wrapped around my shins which I laughed off, had my face danced on last year which again I laughed off, I'd rip almost anyones jaw off with 2 punches.

[ericblack4boss]

I carry straining posts every day,

Regularly do battle with half tonne bulls,

Maybe not the hardest but I wouldn't my strength up there with some on this sight more than you office working peely waly fuckers

[Henry]

Me, I'm an idiot that enjoys getting kicked and punched in the face, had a gold club wrapped around my shins which I laughed off, had my face danced on last year which again I laughed off, I'd rip almost anyones jaw off with 2 punches.

You were obviously battered by a very wealthy golfer.

[The Boofon]

fa is the hardest on afc-chat? if you think it's yersel fits yer credentials?

 

I can boast:

 

• Kincorths hardest 2003-2009
• Knocked oot 14 huns in Lauders, Glasgow on a Tuesday morning circa 2004
• Never failed to lift £120 worth of Iceland shopping up 3 flights of stairs in one go
• Can open bottles of Stella with ma teeth

 

Scraps can be arranged

 

 

Diamonds4ever

 

[minijc]

 

 

Diamonds4ever

 

Him and his mates bottled it with me in corporate "because we had the kids with us" shitcunts.

[The Boofon]

Him and his mates bottled it with me in corporate "because we had the kids with us" shitcunts.

 

 

Aye you've kind of missed the point with diamonds being hard.

[RAZOR]

You were obviously battered by a very wealthy golfer.

An extremely funny one none the less.

[Bluto10]

Getting battered all the time is an admirable skill but not what the OP is after.

In my opinion no one ever wins a fight.

Not when its a bully against the class geek.

As long as you stand up to your assailant then you've done all that's expected.

 

For being hard; hard people never throe their weight around simply because they are, in italics, hard.

[minijc]

Getting battered all the time is an admirable skill but not what the OP is after.

Fuck, ok I GLASS FOLK EH

 

 

 

Aye you've kind of missed the point with diamonds being hard.

No, I was adding weight to your point, pal.

[ebbe]

@@tup. He loves a heidbutt and has a sickening right hander to the gut apparently.

 

@@The Boofon also has a miaggi like left handed karate chop I hear.

[buchanskii]

This thread is big boy shit, too hot for me to handle. I'm out.

[Notorious Chee]

Definitely not daytripping. He used to cower in his office when I walked past and I'm a sap.

[Bluto10]

That's beautiful.

Thanks.

Appreciate the feedback.

[Bluto10]

Thought you used to get in regular scraps as a youngster?

Always get beaten up aye.

 

[Bluto10]

The key words in your post.

When younger. I'm 29 next month and married with a wee one, folk grow up.

I'm a lover nowadays barring few minor incidents recently that were down to drink.

Fuck fighting.

You cannot hide from your past min.

Face up to it like a man.

You've been a grown man for a decade and a half min.

[dervish]

Thus speaks the child.

[ebbe]

You cannot hide from your past min.

Face up to it like a man.

You've been a grown man for a decade and a half min.

 

nae bad from a boy who can barely string a coherent sentence together and is constantly pished.

[Robbie Winters]

Me, after buying those pills fae Rachael in my spambox

 

Priapism I think its called

[Poodler]

Wonder if any Kings Highway regulars will chuck their name into this hat.

[RAZOR]

I heard Bluto gets hardons for Mick Hucknall.

[ebbe]

I heard Bluto gets hardons for Mick Hucknall.

 

[Ke1t]

I heard Bluto gets hardons for Mick Hucknall.

 

That's quite an unusual service to provide.

[Stoney]

Not me, I couldnt fight sleep

[The Boofon]

Not me, I couldnt fight sleep

We all find that tricky as well but only when reading your posts.

[amancalledbuck]

Hippy cunt.

[Poodler]

Not I

 

Lost a couple of times to bigger cunts and groups of lads

 

However, I was always game and never backed down or gave up

 

I think it's possible that I may be a bit brain damaged after 20 years of scrapping

 

Decked a couple of bouncers, threw a boy in front of a moving taxi and attacked a stagger by myself - are the jewels in my crown.

 

I am at peace with the world now.

Attacked a stagger, hahaha

 

Aberdeen was safer when you were around

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

That's quite an unusual service to provide.

 

I thought the role of "fluffer" was well established?!

[tommo1903]

I just square up to the biggest lad in the group first. People then think your a psycho and not too mess. I then hope nothing actually comes of it cos I'll get a hiding.

[Henry]

You need a hiding for your grammar in that middle sentence.