daytripping Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 How long would you last? take this simple accurate test to find out. http://www.captainquizz.com/zombie/r/10204218653130137 I survived the whole thing, it is said I stood and battered them, cyber pint to anyone who gets through the nightmare like I did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 How long would you last? take this simple accurate test to find out. http://www.captainquizz.com/zombie/r/10204218653130137 I survived the whole thing, it is said I stood and battered them, cyber pint to anyone who gets through the nightmare like I did.And for anyone not fortunate enough to have Dayts on Facebook, he was caught running away. I actually laughed out loud when I saw it min, haha Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Me and Muttonhumper ended up in Cork.He died far quicker than me. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 And for anyone not fortunate enough to have Dayts on Facebook, he was caught running away. I actually laughed out loud when I saw it min, hahaThe funniest thing I've ever seen on Facebook. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 How long would you last? take this simple accurate test to find out. http://www.captainquizz.com/zombie/r/10204218653130137 I survived the whole thing, it is said I stood and battered them, cyber pint to anyone who gets through the nightmare like I did. I'd be the last man standing. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 and me the last woman. 7 months, 18 days. playing with a zombie dog is apparently to be my downfall.i'll stop being nice to strays now. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 The funniest thing I've ever seen on Facebook. I don't have him, but I'm disappointed I missed this. However, if it was funnier that the burger incident almost one year ago, then it must have been sma decent Link to comment
robbojunior Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I ended up in Amsterdam. Stoned to the bone. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I also couldn't run away fast enough. Cheeky bastards. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I don't have him, but I'm disappointed I missed this. However, if it was funnier that the burger incident almost one year ago, then it must have been sma decent Link to comment
Pudgie Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Made it 28 days and got to Trafalgar Square Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Made it 28 days and got to Trafalgar Square Lies. You banged some dude called Nelson. Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Became a zombie in Munich Lasted 1 month and 14 days Link to comment
Henry Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Lasted 10 days, my mistake was being hungover in Paris apparently. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I'm still at home in a cupboard. Link to comment
Stoney Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Your an experienced campaigner in these things boof Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Lasted 10 days, my mistake was being hungover in Paris apparently. not a bad ending, all things considered! Link to comment
Henry Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Just goes to show you can't keep a good Orkney man from his beer. 1 Link to comment
robbojunior Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Just goes to show you can't keep a good Orkney man from his beer. Oxymoron. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Oxymoron.You had your heart broken by a few over the years RJ? Link to comment
robbojunior Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 You had your heart broken by a few over the years RJ? Classic Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 4 months and a week- obviously followed my natural instincts and headed for the hills- died at loch ness Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 4 months 18 days Got to amsterdam where i was turned into a zombie by playing with a zombie dog Obviously oot my fucking nut and outside a brothel Quite pleased with that to be honest Link to comment
RAZOR Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 4 months and a week- obviously followed my natural instincts and headed for the hills- died at loch ness Must have lost track of your instincts altogether then and headed for water.. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Must have lost track of your instincts altogether then and headed for water.. Well played. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Made it to Amsterdam and lasted a little over 11 months, only to be betrayed by my best mate, probably over who had the last line of biff. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Made it to Amsterdam and lasted a little over 11 months, only to be betrayed by my best mate, probably over who had the last line of biff. dammit! 11 months? you outlived me. bugger. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 According to this nonsense I survived like 1 day. Absolute pish, I'm tooled up, with a shtf bol, multiple freshwater sources, not to mention a selection of survival banks, access to rolls of barbed wire, and a boat. Plus I own the Zombie Survival Guide, which is top reading for anyone worried about the undead. A Zombie Apocalypse would be like a weekend trip to the beach for Kelt. Fuck that thing. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 According to this nonsense I survived like 1 day. Absolute pish, I'm tooled up, with a shtf bol, multiple freshwater sources, not to mention a selection of survival banks, access to rolls of barbed wire, and a boat. Plus I own the Zombie Survival Guide, which is top reading for anyone worried about the undead. A Zombie Apocalypse would be like a weekend trip to the beach for Kelt. Fuck that thing. Kelt, think this thing is a massive random number generator. Anyway, fae your firearms and survival knoledge, you wid do the best outta most of us here. Apart from anyone living in mink areas of Aberdeen, torry, Northfield and tilly residents have a daily zombie Apocalypse in the amount of junkies we have to contend wi And without firearms too! Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 My plan in the event of a zombie attack is to kidnap LGIR then use her to convince kelt to let us into his bunker. Then I'll take him out when he's not suspecting it and live off his supplies for years. Link to comment
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